Connor Marshall
@ConnorM1872
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Fucking sick of these English cunts on twitter, nothing else but a roll
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Wee Aitch looking rough after 2 weeks in quarantine.
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What a picture, the greatest show of all time & there’s no discussion about it👏
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People calling a dressing gown a 'house coat' gives me the absolute fear😖😖😖.
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How brutal is it waiting for ur phone to charge up to a decent percentage before you can take it out & lie on the comfy side of the bed.
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How the fuck is Christmas in ONE WEEK, absolute madness how fast this year has went man.
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You’ve got your phone out filming this ya daft bastard😂😂😂.
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What was the point in vaccines, passports, boosters? You still canny go anywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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"Yer da sings mysterious girl when he's doing the washing & calls himself Peter laundry" 😂😂😂.
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Too funny when ur mum tells you something then says 'don't be putting that on Facebook' as if ur itching to tell the full of Facebook😂😂😂.
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The cunt in the back is defo asking what beers do they have
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Only my fucking burd would sit on my mums birthday cake while getting pictures taken with my family at my mums surprise 50th🤣🤣🤣.
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Big respect for the cunts getting onit by themselves in the gaff.
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Check the fucking length of Tommy’s arms in this picture😂😂😂
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The fact that Christmas is in 15 weeks is absolutely fucking madness to me.
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How the fuck can a plane just go missing? Absolute madness🤔.
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Why is it when you ask your mum to buy something for dinner she then starts making it every day of the week😂😂😂.
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'Wiley - Heatwave' is defo a summer tune no matter what year it is.
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Cunts who ruin TV episodes are nothing but inconsiderate arseholes.
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How do cunts find the energy to do stuff after work, a rush home for ma dinner & crawl into bed then that’s me until the next morning.
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Feel so sorry for the people who don't have Twitter because the videos & patter you see on this is fucking incredible😭😭😭.
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Surely Geordie Shore still isn't running man😂😂😂 they'll be cutting about bijoux in Zimmer frames soon.
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Boils my blood hearing about people cheating on their partners on holiday, dirty scumbags👍.
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Danny Dyer on FaceTime tonight on Love island is robbery man a was expecting him to march into the Villa & leather anyone in sight.
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What the fuck has Jim’s da out American Pie got to do with this.
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Going to bed at night knowing I'm going to be woken up by that stupid iPhone alarm tone in several hours is fucking depressing.
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English cunts & their patter is abysmal🤢🤢🤢.
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Steven Gerrard phoning a dial a booze for the boys, my gaffer😭🍻
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Swedish House Mafia returning is the best thing that's happened in 2018.
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How the fuck can people not like fajitas, meal of champions.
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Fucking unbelievable content, that’s me going to bed happy👍.
NOOOOO DIOS ESTE VIDEO
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Some people don't deserve to live in this world
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Wembley is fucking packed to the rafters & we still need to queue outside a chippy cause there’s too many bodies in it 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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The BBC surely canny be showing his Mrs on the sideline in tears, dirty horrible bastards go back to the studio.
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Hearing that iPhone alarm in the morning is a right kick in the stones.
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Getting dragged round the shops by ur mrs is fucking murder, "will a get this or will a get that instead?" JUST FUCKING MOVE.
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Too buzzing for I'm a celeb this year but no one will beat Amir Khan from last year😂😂😂.
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Will girls ever be on time for anything? Honestly think my mrs would be late for her own funeral.
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How the fuck do people not enjoy the Darts, unreal tele 😂😂😂.
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Some amount of scumbags celebrating someone’s health taking a turn for the worst, guys got a pregnant mrs & people want to argue about politics🥴🥴🥴.
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Anton was just about to say ‘am bamming you up’ then realised he’s on Love Island & not everyone uses that patter hahahaha.
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Funny as fuck that if you weren't to text some people first then you wouldn't hear from them at all.
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Hope he gets a life sentence for looking & dressing like that
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Brutal seeing people treat their girlfriend with so much disrespect, appreciate mine far too much for that😅.
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Neil Lennon’s just patching the 2nd half on Hesgoal as he’s clicked on Asian women over 45 in ur area.
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Cunts filming themselves driving is bad enough but doing it in this weather is so selfish man.
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Capri Suns are finished in the space of 2 seconds & it's fucking gutting.
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Need to stop spending ma wages in the first week of getting them then leaving myself living like a tramp for 3 weeks😂.
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Shut up specky
Actually waving flag was just a 3 minute advert for Coca Cola featuring a tone deaf one hit wonder. Waka Waka was definitely the unbeatable World Cup anthem. Btw this years song is already out and is by Jason Derulo. It is quite a tune.
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It's beyond me how people can say they are dreading going back to school, a would go back to school in a fucking heartbeat if a could😂😂😂.
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Home Alone being on TV tonight is giving me the fear but also a buzz, how the fuck is it nearly Christmas already😮😮😮.
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This canny be the same lot that slaughter Scottish Football into ground man. Check the fucking state of that, you would get dragged out the stadium for doing that up here 🤢🤢🤢.
3-0 down at Palace, Norwich fans “let’s pretend we scored a goal”
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Christmas Day up until New Year is a pure blur man, surely can't be only person forgetting what day of the week it is every day.
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Is it the weekend yet? Am done with this week already & it's only fucking Tuesday.
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Choking to leather fuck out this wee fanny
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Those Jack Daniel's chicken strips from TGI's are on another level btw.
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Would be quality if they made another season of Gavin & Stacey, fucking miss big Smithy.
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Feel so embarrassed for wee girls who think 'shag his pal' is going to do them any favours😂 absolutely clatty.
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Could listen to Harry Redknapp talking shite all day, some laugh.
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Fucking love seeing pictures of peoples dugs, better than humans without a doubt.
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Junkie at the bus stop asked me what number of bus it was coming & a was wrong & he was shouting 'fuck taking you to the bingo' 😂😂😂.
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That wee guys & shagger's patter is fucking awful now, people just putting 2 random things together isn't funny😭😭.
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Unleash they 500 Serbians please.
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Hats off to the girls that can take a joke & dish out some patter without greeting about everything👏.
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Kent Morelos Diallo with Aribo as a number 10, choking to open a can now.
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Said no cunt ever
My obsession with gherkins is becoming out of hand.
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They should bring back the death penalty for cunts like this
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It's pure weird how just about everyone has a uncle John😂.
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Fuck sake do these cunts ever give up, this programme died 60 seasons ago
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The #GeordieShore squad are BACK and heading Down Under! Watch the fam chat about the brand new series and new radgies. 🍻🍤🌍 >> #BUZZIN
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U know Christmas is coming when ur in bed drinking Hot Chocolate with ur mrs.
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A 20 POINT GAP IN MARCH BTW. ALREADY ANNOUNCED AS CHAMPIONS & THESE CUNTS ARE TWEETING, DO ME A FAVOUR 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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They’ve went from singing about 10 in a row to singing about winning an away game after 8 months 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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What a fucking film Elf is, defo the daddy of all Christmas films.
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Celtic’s 2 biggest wins this season is St Mirren putting us out the league cup & Prague putting us out the last 16 of Europe. Just remember Lionel Messi has scored 750 goals since Celtic last won a knockout round in Europe 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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You owe me 20 quid. See for ur cheek it's 900 now. Nine hundred pounds.
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What the fuck is that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Feel sorry for people who don't like drinking tea, several cups at night is a must need during these freezing nights😨.
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