Welcome home, Katie! 🎉
Katie Ledecky received a warm welcome as she arrived at Dulles Airport from the Paris Olympics. She told News4 “it hasn’t really sunk in” that she’s the most decorated American female Olympian.
Exactly. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?
canceling plans is ok. getting a job as a second assistant in a field adjacent to your interest is ok. leaving a boyfriend who holds you back is ok. doing whatever it takes to support the most powerful woman in fashion is ok. going to paris is ok. do what u need to do to cope.
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a communications director to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if a clever tweet helps
Today was the day I learned it wasn’t the AirPods making people look hot. It was the people wearing the AirPods who were already hot. Now I’m out a few hundred bucks and still a DC 6.
Workers, public servants, vets, normal freedom-loving Americans who’d never write a weird book about “Manhood” —photos like these terrify control-freak politicians like Josh Hawley.
Thanks to
@UAW
@AFGENational
and all who braved the heat with me and Marilyn at
#KansasCityPride
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Leg: But what you're saying isn't accurate.
Comms: But what you're saying isn't interesting.
Scheduling: I just need a time for this interview you low-life pieces of trash that represent everything that's wrong with Washington.
This a triumph of a brilliant comedian, of a brave woman, and of the First Amendment for which she so passionately stood. Congratulations to
@kathygriffin
! So glad I go to see you at Radio City and cannot wait to see it in the big screen.
GAYS: If we let this flop, I will literally go straight*
*This is biologically impossible trust me. But let's support a lady who's supported us her whole life.
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@kathygriffin
's "Hell of a Story," her first docu-comedy feature film, which chronicles the drama and fallout after the Trump photo, premieres in theaters across the country on July 31st!
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Huge progress at the gym this morning. Got onto the machine and pressed, and it felt so easy. I audibly said, “Fuck! I’m getting stronger.” This Hot™️ then gestured to the machine, and I saw that I had forgotten to add weight.
Please stop asking, “How could it be this close?” Trump is not some aberration - he is a direct reflection of so many in this country. His beliefs are not unique; they’re widespread. No matter how this plays out, there is So. Much. Work. To. Do.
Another record-breaking quarter for Lucas Kunce!
#MOSen
🔹$1.5 MILLION raised in Q3
🔹Average donation was just $31
🔹Donations from every single county in Missouri
🔹All raised without taking a cent from corporate PACs, Big Oil executives or Big Pharma executives.
Missouri Democrat Lucas Kunce Hauls In $1.5 Million For Bid to Oust Josh Hawley
Kunce has raised $3.9 million this year in what will be an uphill battle against Sen. Josh Hawley.
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