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I feel like we have to make this same announcement every few months, but this is the LAST time we are making it. Do NOT send in messages through the confession link telling us to post your confessions. 1. We receive way too many confessions to post them+
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My girl really told me I shouldn’t be crying over another man. Bitch you replaceable, Kobe ain’t.
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Does anyone else feel behind even though school just started?
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Listen here MF. you gone make it. you gone graduate. Stop complaining like a lil hoe and do your homework.
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I’m just saying...we ain’t have no coronavirus when Taco Bell was on campus
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The black ladies working at Einsteins are the backbone of this campus
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this college shit is ass. you mean to tell me i paid all this money for some depression??
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Y’all better stop disrespecting these nice custodial workers, before I beat y’all ass.
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One year ago today folks was ridin the tiger in front of the UC blastin old town road look how far we done fell since then
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Who’s not ready for these online classes tomorrow? 😩🙋🏾♂️
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If y’all are thinking about dropping out...hurry up and do it. i’m tired of these long ass lines everywhere and no parking. ski-fucking-daddle.
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Just a reminder. THERE IS NO STOP SIGN ON THE TRAIN TRACKS ON PATTERSON/ZAC CURLIN. DO NO STOP KEEP GOING YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. IF YOU ARE CROSSING THE TRACKS THERE YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY BECAUSE STOPPING ON TRAIN TRACKS IS DANGEROUS AND I'M PRETTY SURE ITS ILLEGAL
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Memphis people just have a natural mean mug. We don't care what you look like.
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Y’all wanted this “cuddle” weather, now look at you. Lonely and ashy😂
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All I’m saying is... if nobody dresses up like Joe Exotic or Carole Baskin for a tigers game then I’m dropping out. No cap.
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Got my tuition statement for the fall and didn’t think I’d be able to afford to go this semester but I PAID IT OFF ALL MY BY MY DAMN SELF!!!!! And I’m so fucking proud of myself
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Let’s start a petition to get Katlin Bennet (gun girl/shit herself at a frat party girl/dumbass) to come to campus and we beat the shit out oh her cause black history month.
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The white dude at the CFA is the nicest worker there😂 he always positive n shit
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Yeah a mental health break does so much when you still have assignments due during the break😍😍😍😍 thanks memphis
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UofM should add a policy/rule making ALL professors post grades on ecourseware .... a b!tch could be failing
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if you not from memphis do not be insulted when everybody checking yo ass the first time they meet you.. that’s just how they greet people 😂😂
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Y’all pray for Karim Azab and his family. He was a player on the UofMemphis Basketball team and just lost his life to cancer today..😔🙏🏾
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Life was so simple last school year. Football games with no restrictions, hoco with no restrictions, that white rapper getting beat out his shoes outside the uc. take me backkk😩😔
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The way the school is constantly sending emails for the money to be due on Monday is not only annoying but disgusting. They have given us half ass info about how they’ll handle the pandemic specifically on campus and lied about workers not having it plus haven’t done shit in the+
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We’re not even learning anything, just turning stuff in.
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For those of you sending in confessions asking us to stop posting about BLM or George Floyd or “you’re gonna unfollow” please go ahead and unfollow, you all are not the kind of people we want associated with or even enjoying this page.
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am I the only one that sees uofm clearly isn’t prepared to start classes on august 17 lmao
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Today I was late for class and there were no parking spots left, so I made one! But instead of hoping I didn’t get a ticket I took someone else’s ticket and put it on my car to make it seem like I already had one 😭 if you got+
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uofm: No gatherings !
also uofm: In person classes soon 😋✌️
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To all the racists who attend Memphis:
If we on campus next semester, don’t come at me with no racist shit. I will gladly beat your ass. I mean that in the most disrespectful way possible.
Sincerely,
A mf who dare you to try me
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Majority of the teachers just read off the powerpoints anyways 🤷🏿♂️ shit damn near already an online class
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the einsteins ladies will never cease to warm my heart. a girl was in line and was debating between coffee or food because she only had a certain amount of money. the lady at the register gave her the coffee for free and used her discount on the food. bless these workers,+
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UofM is so fucking trifling for not accepting any financial aid calls when today is the last day we have to have our balance paid. Especially when HUNDREDS of students still haven’t been given access to their FAFSA awards!! If that isn’t proof that DONT CARE bout us, idk what is.
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the university should be ashamed for trying to make the weekend part of our “fall break”, like we already don’t get those days off. they know they’re dead wrong for only giving us 2 real days.
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FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE’S NO STOP SIGN WHEN CROSSING THE RAILROAD TRACK. I will honk you bitches for 30 secs straight.
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May your GPA respect you.
Don't let ur bank account neglect you.
Angels protect you.
FAFSA accept you.
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I like how Memphis is acting like this baby bitch ass two day “wellness break” is gonna to do shit for our mental health. Fuck Memphis
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So... I know y’all see the dude that rides his unicycle around campus. I support it and want him to be great
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we need a grocery store on campus like Kroger that we can spend our tiger eats money on so we can learn to live on healthy food besides the prepackaged stuff they have there already
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making pass/fail an option for people who want it, but still giving letter grades to people who want them? this might be the smartest way U of M has ever handled a situation. i'm proud for once.
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update: I reported what happened and they found her and found out she was drugging people all over the u of m. so if I hadn’t said anything it would have kept going. thank y’all for helping me tel people.
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If March 8-9 is supposed to be a wellness break then why do I still have stuff due those days 🤔 I’m sick of these professors
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Everybody be safe this summer. Don’t drink and drive. Eat the roach if you have to. Keep your hands on the dash. Speak to cops with respect (even though fuck 12). Just do what you can to stay alive. Be safe out there.
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college gon be fun they said.... whole time i’m crying every NIGHT.
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I’m in the process of transferring to Memphis, and I just wanna say Memphis got some fat ass potholes that need to be fixed.
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whoever that new dude is at chick fil a with the deep ass voice be scaring the shit outta me 😂
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I’m thankful for the ones that don’t go to their classes on Thu-Fri. I get a parking spot in the front, Chik-Fil-A line is short and no one sits in my unassigned seat I assigned to myself. God Bless 🙏🏽
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There is a mysterious black van full of men riding around campus following females. They mostly ride around Rawls and Smith but still be on campus. Please be careful ladies. And men don’t let these females walk by themselves.
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This University is held up by the sweet ladies at Einsteins alone. Nothing else.
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I'm an education major and I'm SO sick of all these white girls who think they're gonna be the beloved saviors of some ~poor underprivileged kids 🫶🏻🥺~. You aren't Miss Honey and your life is not a movie. Your "calm down corner" will not turn troubled children's lives around. If+
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Just rode a bird to a dick appointment. Truly living life
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Me and girl been having rough times. She thought and still think ima leave her bc of the hardship. So we just recently had sex she asked me to cum in here. While in the midst, I faked an orgasm like I did nut in her and now she been asking me about baby names. Bitch yeen pregnant
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I do not like chik fil a having me walk thru a damn rat maze to get some chicken like damn.
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I can’t wait til about next month when y’all decide school ain’t for y’all and drop out because campus FULL ASF😂
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If you ever find someone who loves and cherishes you, who you feel comfortable around and can 100% be yourself with...don't fuck that up. Shit is beautiful.
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Y’all please protest against Kyle Rittenhouse coming to our campus. March 20th is the date he has booked in the UC Theatre. Let’s email the dean and their associates. A murderer who wants to speak on the “lies” of BLM should not be welcome on our campus!
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I really miss the squirrels. Now I don’t have crackhead motivation because they hibernating or some
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UofM really said I know y’all feared for your life and your friends and prolly watched the news instead of doing your homework but the grind don’t stop! We should’ve at least had today off even if in solidarity of everything going on
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the university is spending over a million for the new football stadium but they can’t give out scholarships, financial aid , or use that money to fix up these old dorms that are in poor & unhealthy conditions full of mold & other issues
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What the heck is uofm doing with these food options ....
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I will always feel love from Einstein’s. The women that work there give off motherly vibes and just make me feel like I’m at home🥰🥰
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Prayers out to that person’s family. That shouldn’t happen to anyone.
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One of the maintenance men on campus said “hey sexy” when I came out of my apartment and for a quick second I thought about responding “Hey Big Daddy” because I’m broke and need a sugar daddy... and that is when I realized I’ve hit rock bottom 😊
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Memphis needs a female football team cuz most of these hoes look like middle linebackers.
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Be proud of that 4.0 GPA
Be proud of that 3.2 GPA
Be proud of that 2.5 GPA
College is hard, but you're doing the damn thing
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I can’t wait til some of y’all drop out so parking can lighten up
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My so called “friends” dropped me earlier in the semester because I wanted to focus more on schoolwork instead of hanging out, getting high every night. Now they all crying and stressed because they failing while my “lame ass” currently has an A in every class
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To the girl that snitched to the RA about my bf spending the night on our FIRST night here... eat a wet pair of Levi’s you hating ass no business having ass hoe
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I wish I could just pause college until we can safely do in person class, because im just fucking my gpa up at this point
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yall need to use your fucking-and i cannot stress this enough- BLINKERS.
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I think the uof m needs to do a covid 19 tuition discount
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how are you an health science major and don’t wear a mask? the math ain’t mathing.
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Please do not post this until final grades go out, because I do think this teacher would try to punish the class if he would to see this. This is what my ASL sent out, because of this the comment he was referring to was taken down.
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to the bastard who turned to spit without looking and ended up spitting on my bare leg: i will cut off your testicles, fry them, and feed them to the rats in the psych department. i will rip out your fingernails one by one. i hate you so much.
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the college moms who thought you weren’t going to make it and have. You are strong and deserve the best❤️
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So Memphis made a scholarship specifically for black men? That’s great but what about black women? Why do we constantly have to fight for our struggle to be recognized as well? Does “say her name” mean nothing?
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Y’all gotta be respectful to the workers at whatever place they work at on campus. They work their asses off to provide food or drinks for us students, they might not be having a good day some days, y’all can’t just disrespect them like that. They’re humans after all. 🤷🏼♂️
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Y’all know that the President of the university making 650,000????? go look it up on the school employee salaries page.. look up ur professors while ur at it too. Ain’t no reason why bill need 650k and the buildings got mold, AC broke and everything else
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I was fucking this girl and fucked around and pulled her wig off. I put that bitch on my head and kept going. We been together for a month now 💀
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UM we need to bully uofm into giving back that 300 dollars that nobody is using if you not on campus. They wrong af for this.
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I’m so tired of old white racist people...... just die already. Damn
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I hope these are actually anonymous because I am a professor. Anywho, I wish some of my students would stop showing up to my lectures high. The faint smell and low red eyes makes me want to smoke weed again.
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Shout out to the people who are full time students AND working a job too! Keep hustling
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how dare the school email and ask ME to donate to student athletes. What have they ever done for me? They already go here for free.
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*doesn't check grades*
*doesn't check bank account*
*pretends everything is ok*
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The campus is so goddamn crowded. Shit is ridiculous. Also, will y’all stop leaving your trash everywhere on campus? Pick that shit up. YOU’RE NOT AT HOME!
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how the fuck y’all gone count SATURDAY in our fall break?! We already DONT have class that day WTF
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Can there be a Black Friday deal for my college tuition
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do NOT masturbate in the library for the love of god i don’t want to be walking among the shelves checking for books out of place and have to see someone with their hands down their pants,,, i make minimum wage please be considerate
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I work at the IT desk and these professors regularly call us asking us how to do simple shit like change the due dates on quizzes or upload shit to ecourseware. Y’all are going to have an interesting time trying to “learn” online when some of these folks are+
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eCourseware is so chaotic and makes my brain hurt and there needs to be a dark theme option.
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At the 4 way stop on Walker/Southern, if you are coming from the train tracks, DO NOT STOP!! Need you mfs to learn that shit yesterday!
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