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RT @craigmullins: #FF #DBA @CommonDBA @DBAReactions @DBArgenis @DBABullDog @DBAKevlar @datavail @BrentO @dougbrownDBA @MidnightDBA @StackD…
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4 years
Through the eyes of a #DBA everything looks different
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RT @craigmullins: The mantra of the #DBA Be ready for everything, because eventually everything will happen!
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RT @db2forz: A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good. @IDUGDb2 #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z
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RT @craigmullins: Be very cautious when dropping tables! #DBA
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4 years
I think this is the job that many IT folks aspire to
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RT @craigmullins: Don't miss this upcoming @SHAREhq webinar on improving #mainframe #performance and lowering TCO - Noon Central Sep 15, 20…
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4 years
What is CRM?
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How big is your data model?
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Joe Database
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4 years
Is your data still siloed?
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4 years
Where do you keep your documentation?
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4 years
RT @craigmullins: f you follow the guidelines in this book your #Db2 DBAs and performance analysts will love you!
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RT @db2forz: Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.” @IDUGDb2 #geek #jok…
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5 years
RT @IBMZ: To thrive in today's rapidly evolving market, enterprises must become cyber resilient enterprises. Security is built into the #IB…
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5 years
Handy memory aid
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How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? It isn't just the lightbulb that needs changing, all the wiring must be redone
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5 years
Hello... read the mug before proceeding.
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When you wait too long to call the #DBA for help...
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Why most DBAs do not talk about what they do outside of work...
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RT @VladoBotsvadze: We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. —Albert Einstein #quote https://t.co/…
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