Colin Martel
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Local Coffee Shop Go Getter, Volunteer Fire Fighter for Municipality of Lorne and Pembina
Manitoba, Canada
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I’ve never shed a tear opening a present before. Have an uncle with terminal cancer, not sure how much time he has left. Gave me a Weatherby Mark V in a 300WBM so I always had something to remember him by.... Merry Christmas Twitter!
#safeprincess
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I know dude… but your moms busy and I got a tank to spray
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If you come across this bomb shell aka ma wife today, wish her a happy birthday!
#happybirthday
#loveyou
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Life hack for lunch boxes people! Mom puts ketchup and mustard in little soap containers!
#themoreyouknow
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Seeding 19 started at our farm today, gonna be a tough season without Dad following me around with the rock picker.
#feelbetterandrest
#cancersucks
#stilltheretobounceideas
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Asked my uncle what’s the latest he’s ever seeded on the farm, 1979 he seeded 1150 acres with a 20ft drill and a 930 open cab tractor. Stated June 2nd and finished June 17th. What’s the latest you guys started
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Cheers on a beauty Saturday night, first night in the new house!
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Don’t kid yourself… cow prices aren’t where they should be for the amount of fricken work they are! And haying sucks
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Hard to believe 5 years ago we got married…. Built a house, built a cattle yard, bought a half together. Crazyness!!
@Britt_Windsor
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If you would have asked me in Dec what the hardest part of 19 was I would have said harvest. After mom getting a heart attack a few weeks before dads chemo. And hearing the words CANCER FREE a few days ago. I realize that was WAY harder then farming. Put it in perspective people!
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This is our current harvest set up… debating trading the 1282 cart on a 2500 bushel one so I can leave to the lake/golf during the afternoon while dad and Britt load the big cart. Thoughts?
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Hard to believe people thought this actually saved you from getting sick doesn’t even keep a little dust out… what fucking junk. What do grain haulers use? Dust seems to be getting to me
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@anactualwalnut
Bank won’t give lots of people a loan for $900 a month but they’re paying $1500 on rent. Worlds wild
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Next time you walk by their booth throw them a $20 bill in that jar… don’t know who you’ll help
STAR-7 (Winnipeg) has been dispatched for a scene call emergency in the RM of Lorne, MB area
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Everyone still saying kids hockey, kids hockey, kids hockey! We haven’t been able to train and meet as a fire department for quite some time now as an example.... I’d tell you what the hell I’d be fighting for as a tax payer!!
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We don’t always stop seeding, but when we do it’s to eat and drink... and maybe check runs!
#farmdog
#Ember
@JohnDeere
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Bought a new to us sprayer a few weeks ago… no exact apply or recirc booms…. Sure hope it fricken works cause twitter says those are MUST HAVES
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Some absolute monster changes happening to the farm yard…. not sure if there was ever cattle here! Cattle yard 95% done, house 🤷🏽♂️% done
@Britt_Windsor
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Thank you for your 2 weeks of service you overpriced, useless piece of equipment! LOL!!
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DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾USE👏🏾CHAIN
Please be careful when pulling equipment out. A man in North Dakota died last week when his chain broke & went through the cab. 😟 😭
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I should know by now that the markets are gonna rebound when Viterra sends out their sell now doom and gloom emails
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Your Wilson trailers hard to crank? Air chisel all 4 sides of the collar, will make it 1 handed
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@iam_stricker
@InternetH0F
All your doing is helping the million $ corporation with a huge Donation Tax Credit… sorry bra I’ll look after myself
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She absolutely hates going outside for her business when it’s wet out!
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Don’t always get to do things together that isn’t work... happy 2 year anniversary!!
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1 of 2 Fire Suppression units that will be in a centralized area also have 2 tankers full of water. Talk to your neighbours, have a plan!
#ProactiveNotReactive
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Remember when one could buy a pretty nice semi for 30-40g… my god
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Thank you so much to
@scottatagwest
and the
@agwestltd
team for the cat bouncy castle for our wedding! Was absolutely perfect and I think every kid there would agree with that!
#customerservice
#MartelWindsorWedding
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When you’re beautiful 8.5 month pregnant wife says a cow is being a little dramatic… or being a bitch or acting totally RIDICULOUS giving birth. And your just taking notes and planning to repeat the same words in half a month 👌🏽👌🏽
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Still think I spoiled myself.. should probably sell it, don’t need something that nice!
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Year is 2024 and people still think a tri hopper tridem is better then a this 😳😳
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When you’re running animals threw, and your pregnant wife is bringing 2 heifers. Do not say : Your still my favourite Heifer babe!
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Lots of locals made fun of me for seedinf 48 acres of alfalfa grass on one of our best piece of land..... Planted 5 years ago and getting exactly 4 bale an acre on first cut 🤔🤔
#doingmorewithless
#whoselaughingnow
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1900km, 7 days, 2 flat tires and she’s home!
@SansomDallas
🖕🏼
@RoncerayDan
🖕🏼 anddddd
@ScottWallcraft
🖕🏼
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Happy Birthday to my
#bombshell
wife! Has been putting in some long hours on the farm, at work and with her cows. The effort doesn’t go unnoticed!
#luckyman
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Why’s everyone all of a sudden surprised that Canadian crops don’t alter the market lol
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Dad needs to paint this bracket white because and I quote “it’ll make our tandem look tacky if I don’t” 😳😳🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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Was terrified when I first bought my drill because it was a Bourgault and according to some they don’t grow a crop... Not bad for not being a conservapak 😂😂
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Wrecked all our land at home, fuck it gonna wreck the land in Baldur
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Dad and Britt hard at work… i just drive around and go talk to other truck drivers in neighbouring fields
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Fertilizer is ridiculous but you could be the guy on eBrandon asking $47,500 for a 2500 Laramie with 308,000km ridiculous 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
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If minimum wage keeps going up shouldn’t tradesmen $ go up at the same time? Why should the spread narrow, they actually went to school.....
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When the seed salesmen tells you their canola has the same pod shatter as InVigor
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Everyone wants and talks monster shop… not sure if I wanna machanic all winter to try and make it pay 😬 unpopular opinion I guess
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Dad just took his 3rd shot or chemo... they lowered the dosage quite abit cause it was way to much... you can tell he’s feeling way better because he started making his fancy desserts, hasn’t gotten out of the kitchen in 3 days and talked about picking bales!
#winningbattle
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Wife’s sister - Can you let the calf out of the barn and put it out on the pack?
Me - Sure which ones her mom?
Her - Red with a White face.. you’ll figure it out.
😳😳 Calf Roulette it is!
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This is stupid… should be fishing or golfing like all the other grain farmers
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Who would have thought we’ve already been married for a year! Added little Ember to the picture a few months ago!
#1year
#lotsmoretogo
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9420T losses power puffing black smoke, call GVE tell me to look at a few things, probably blew turbo. Sending a mechanic to double check, go home to eat, make coffee busted coffee pot, my coffees full of grinds. Go to make eggs, accidentally bust 3 egg yokes... Fuck this I’m out
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She keeps getting a touch older every year but gets sexier… 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️ If you come across her today wish her a happy birthday!!
@Britt_Windsor
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Not quite Dad, but you gotta love when his older brother shows up unannounced to help!
#familystickstogether
#notgonnarefusehelp
#cancersucks
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Plane twitter is wild 😳 I have a high clearance sprayer, if I can do it myself i will… if it’s to wet I will hire the plane. Life goes on 😂 fucking wild concept
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Sprayer pro tip : always spray with a full rinse tank… might be short a few acres. Easy to steal water that way
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If you come across this sexy friggin Mama today… wish her a happy first Mother’s Day 😍
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I’m confused… and shoot me now lol
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I’ll let everyone know if it was worth towing a drill 1850km in about 1 month 😂
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Unpopular opinion on twitter, I’d rather drive a newer tractor then your old tractor. All day everyday
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I always tell dad when we get the
@RitchieBrosAg
catalogue, I’ll circle what I want, you circle what you want. If we circle the same thing we buy it!!!!!! He never circles anyways 🙄
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When your wife needs extra paint to finish her project… ya run to town
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Any interest out there in a tiling outfit? Gonna sell it this summer, likely gonna be a dry summer. Go tile your sloughs!! Plus I need to pay for a new bourgault hitch 🙄
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Britt : Like your sure canola wont go today? 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️ already made my plans 😂😂
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If the storm is coming from the south, and the wind is coming from the north, that means snow will come straight down
#science
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Keep thinking my god this canola is shitty in spots… then you remember you grabbed 3 gears, put the drill in float and still spun with the tractor 😂😂
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@DTimchishen
Other communities are like that, leave that off twitter. Your wrecking it for normal people lol
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Told dad to cancel his Lamborghini after spraying my first tank of fungicide on canola
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Had a nice neighbour offer us a shed… dad said if I don’t drive it home he will lol hour and a half drive from Baldur it is 😂
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Dads still giving advice from Winnipeg... Said if your gonna put canola in a bin at 11.5-12 you better turn it over to see what’s happening!
#experience
#notherebutalwaysaround
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What I’m most excited about Christmas you ask? The Christmas songs to end
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If you got engaged during the holidays, it means your boyfriend couldn’t think of an actually gift.
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With everyone’s moral getting lower and lower after yesterday rain event, do me a favour check in on a neighbour. Cattle farmers are struggling, towns are flooding, grain farmers just got back from Arizona and should have stayed an extra month
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