Colin Loves Corgis and Hates Bigots
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Smart Ass. Nerd. Dog dad. Movie buff. Sportsball aficionado. Alt-Country enthusiast. Believe women.
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Imagine having gone your entire life never having been in a relationship with someone and having no reason to believe that's going to change for the remainder of your life. It feels petty to think about with so many more important things going on but sometimes it's hard not to.
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I fell sorry for Layla for having a father who thinks 7 year olds can cheat on each other.
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Hey, entitled dudes. Just a reminder that women on here don't owe you anything. Here's a helpful list of just a few things they don't owe you
Their time
Their energy
Their emotional labor
An answer
An explanation
A reply
A follow
A follow back.
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@SpeakSoCalm
@TheEbiraWitch
Seems like you're paranoid, have trust issues and a persecution complex.
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If a woman talks about her rape or sexual assault and you're a dude who replies with "It happens to men too!" or brings up the impact of false accusations on men.
1. Look in a mirror
2.Ask yourself why you responded that way
3. Delete your account.
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@ask_aubry
Everyone who is just brushing off child abuse by saying "you know what he's like" are gross and should be ashamed of themselves.
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@ask_aubry
"You knew I'd zoom in on the tag." He needs to be locked up before he hurts somebody, if he hasn'talready.
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@ask_aubry
"It'd be better with a girl because we'd *all* benefit from it." Uhhh, wut? He means *he'd* benefit more from it. How does he even know she would?
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@ask_aubry
Seriously. I'd be more upset at someone for for eating just the toppings off the pizza instead of the pizza itself.
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@EmilyVanDuyne
@Bazza30
@clhubes
You think the "very sad household" part is sarcasm but it's actually true.
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@TruthJustis4USA
@ksorbs
"Have you no shame?" Lol. I assume that's a rhetorical question. It's been well established that no one who's a part of MAGA has *any* shame whatsoever. Or class. Or dignity. Or empathy, compassion, etc.
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@ask_aubry
He doesn't get to say "it's not a big deal." If she's telling him that it is, than it is. End of story.
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@girlsreallyrule
@CBSNews
There is no "both sides" regarding anthropogenic climate change. It exists and is real. The other side disputing it is clueless and deserves zero respect.
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@ryanstruyk
@waltshaub
Thanks for supplying the numbers because it's unlikely that any Trump supporter would understand the meaning of exponential
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@Sidney1st
@GrahamB47
Your Scott Pilgrim remark makes me wonder how many movies you've actually seen.
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@ask_aubry
He springs this on her less than a month before the wedding? 🙄😑 Wonder what other surprises he has in store for her? Good for her for not backing down on this.
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@ask_aubry
Good for dad. Instead of being mad at him, they should be upset that they didn't have any family willing to go get their son. It's 3.5 hours, not a cross country road trip.
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@JoeSixP41105237
@classicallyabby
@benshapiro
Women probably don't care if you think they're classy or not.
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@LookAtMyMeat1
Why does the narrator sound like he's doing a parody or satire of a documentary?
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@mattxiv
The funniest part is I'm pretty sure that Trump has never watched a good old -fashioned movie with a friend in his life.
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@jvasquez_1989
@ask_aubry
What? 🙄 He ignored/disregarded what she told him, and what he already knew about her. If that's his "best," I'd hate to see what his worst effort looks like.
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@hilaryluros
omg. He's talking to himself like my father did, and he suffered from serious dementia.
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@ask_aubry
"I want to have a healthy relationship and give love to a girl but that's impossible due to my being a toxic misogynist with a radioactive personality."
Fixed it for him.
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@amandadeibert
@ask_aubry
Same! I saw "you females" and "my closest buddy" and figured it was a guy writing this. Then as I read more, it was like, okay it's obviously a guy who wants us to believe it's a woman writing this. Nice try. 😅
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@ask_aubry
Why do guys like that even bother going on Tinder or other dating apps if that's their attitude?
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You don't tell a woman you're an ally, they tell you.
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@ask_aubry
I was in the front yard and gave myself a hernia picking up my dog. 😳🙃 Neighbor saw me laying on the grass and came out and dialed 911. They were getting info and asked my age. She looked at me and said uhhh...40?
I was 53. 😊😁
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@Fingolfin200
@marytswisc
@emrazz
I'm cool with that. The people I disagree with here hold repulsive and repugnant viewpoints. I don't owe them courtesy or respect, nor am I obligated to understand where they're coming from.
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@ask_aubry
"Gotta take shot to place it don't need to go."
😂 Poor baby. He can dish it out, but can't take it. I'm shocked, I tells ya.😂
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@ask_aubry
Can pay "if needed."
Yeah, I'm sure there are lotta people looking to care for some stranger's child just for the hell of it. 🙃
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@ask_aubry
"Imposing a diet." Imposing implies the use of force or authority over someone. Yeah, you don't impose ANYTHING on your wife. He's a capital A.
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@ask_aubry
"I'm definitely laid back and not a neat freak."
i.e. "yeah, I admit I'm a lazy slob." 😂
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@hiiiikat
@FarmsFoxglove
@sarahccaldwell
You actually plan to read them though, not just use them for decoration, like some people.
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@ask_aubry
I mean, he's making it sound like a guy deserves credit for not staring or gawking at a woman, and for exhibiting common courtesy. 🙄 And the refusing to wear sunglasses and shorts for "reasons" thing is just plain weird.
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Y'all know it's possible for a man to voice their support for women on here, and it doesn't automatically mean he's virtue signalling, or white knighting or looking for ally cookies or any of that crap
It just means he supports women.
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@ask_aubry
He thinks men deserve cookies for not hurting or murdering women. Probably thinks he's a nice guy.
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@ask_aubry
She thinks it's out of character for him, but it's not. He just never let her see it before. Dump him like a bad habit.
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@ask_aubry
"Alpha male bone structure"
"Unfair and oppressive mating hierachy."
"A massive loss for the human species."
All because he can't get laid.
🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂
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@Plateoflasagne
@susmitarishi
@LizWFab
Bosses shouldn't date employees, teachers shouldn't date students, "attracted" or not. Period, end of story.
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@ampol_moment
@TridentsNot
I love the Simpsons when HW is throttling Homer and sez "I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet."
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@AllisonRFloyd
I'm not trying to minimize or make light of it, but it's not PTMSSD. Post Traumatic Military Service Stress Disorder.
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A real ally of women doesn't excuse the crappy behavior of other men by saying "That's not a man. A real man wouldn't do that."
They don't talk over or down to women. They leave their ego at the door. They know when to STFU.
A REAL ally listens to and learns from women.
"
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To anyone who says a rapist is only a rapist if they're convicted of it:
Lets say I rob a bank, and basically ADMIT I robbed the bank. But I'm never caught, or charged or go to trial for it
Does that mean I'm NOT a bank robber?
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@ask_aubry
She gave away the game with "it was just a middle school performance, it isn't the end of the world." So disrespectful and dismissive of her daughters feelings.
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@ask_aubry
"Both helped run its labor and employment practice, *defending corporations against harassment and discrimination lawsuits."*
🙄😑 Because of course they did.
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@ask_aubry
🙄 Being a little married is like being a "little pregnant." No such thing. He's trying to explore options he thinks he has.
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@WeThePeopleCLE
I retweet this every Christmas.
This woman made shoveling snow magical — by wearing a massive unicorn suit. 🦄❄️
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More stupid crap I see all the time on here:
A dude will hop into a woman's mentions. Start mansplaining and arguing with her. Another dude will jump in to say that's not cool, knock it off
And the first dude will concede and apologize to the OTHER DUDE, not to the woman
Smfh.
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@Sassafrass_84
@TristanSnell
Lol, the video that everyone can see, didn't happen? "Who you gonna believe, Trump supporters or your lying eyes?"
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@ask_aubry
"I will help you explore life and guide you through..." Dude sounds like an old creep.
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It's NOT a mental health problem
It's NOT a video game problem
It's NOT a lack of prayer in school problem
It's a FUCKING GUN PROBLEM!
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Who wants to tell him?
Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they’re 80. That’s wild.
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@ShaniceSleek
@MelaninMa6ic
@smoke_nd_pearlz
At the same time I don't think it's unreasonable to expect them not to behave like an utter sociopath.
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@shannonrwatts
Yup. Their attitude is literally that mass shootings are a small price to pay for "muh right to bear arms." Beneath contempt.
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@BigBrother1988
@webjumper42
@Goldxn_Violin
It's hilarious watching him try to save face. "Well, even if they weren't meant to start franchises, they still COULD HAVE. So there, nyah nyah!" 😅
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@iamnaaomixx
@Whatapityonyou
Some guys feel like it's their duty/obligation to be offended on behalf of ALL OTHER MEN. 🙄🙄 Like they have to do their part to support the Brotherhood Of Man, lol.
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@ask_aubry
Wait, what does "she was going to have a baby either way" mean? I thought her daughter wanted an abortion? So it's more like "She was going to have a baby *whether she wanted one or not."* Mom sounds grotesque.
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@Ashleymw1990
@HarryRBurger
@JGeralyn
@chronicallybeee
@TaylorLorenz
How is wearing a mask put your "life on hold? 🙄😂 Smh.
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There are few things stupider than seeing some clueless dudebro try to mansplain a woman's anatomy or reproductive system to a group of women on here.
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@JobThirtyEight
@Dreadful4Tymes
"Only masculinity can preserve the state"
😂 What are you even jabbering about?
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@ask_aubry
After what she'd just been though, who could blame her for yelling at him? He oughta apologize and be grateful she didn't just have him thrown out of there when the nurses offered.
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@Anna_Ratcliff_
@BlkBelleFlower
I knew someone was gonna say crap like you just did and it's reads just as dumb as I thought it would. Bitter, miserable and cynical much?
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@ask_aubry
He's trying to tell her meeting in a public place is more dangerous than meeting in a strangers house??? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@ask_aubry
Smh. She doesn't reply right away and the very FIRST THING he assumes is that she's talking to other guys?
🚩🚩🚩
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@ask_aubry
"I just felt creepy, like I had to get away from her/ mind my own business."
He should feel that way any time he's around any woman.
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@TheEcho13
I always wonder what their endgame is. Cuz they obviously have zero interest in actually attracting a a woman. They must just be looking for other losers that will commiserate with them.
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Man: Not all men
Woman: Duh
Man: Stop attacking me!
Woman: I'm not attacking you.
Man: Stop alienating an ally!
Woman: Stop mansplaining to women
Man: Don't tell me what to do
Woman: Sigh
Man: Blocked and unfollowed.
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Guys, the more you try to convince a woman that you're just looking for an honest answer to a question or are just trying to "understand," the more it looks like you're not acting in good faith. And are only trying to get her to waste her emotional energy on you. It's exhausting.
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Does a 20 or 30 something year old guy who screeches "You're gonna be a lonely old cat lady someday!" not see the hypocrisy of their being a lonely, dateless wonder incel living in their mommas basement?
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@Bgjohnnyo
@Acyn
@BillKristol
Until people who still think the election was stolen get it through their thick skulls that it wasn't? How long do you think that will be? 🤔
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@HelenHuntingdon
@ask_aubry
Makes me wonder why they would expect any other reaction from women.
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@NickiE40
@NickAdamsinUSA
😅 You realize all your tweet does is make you a target of ridicule, right?
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@pearlythingzz
@julie_mvp
Admitting you're a troll doesn't give you a free pass for actually being a troll.
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@ask_aubry
To summarize: He sits down and starts yapping about his ex to a total stranger he literally JUST introduced himself to, then gets all pissy with HER cuz she didn't immediately say she's married???
🙄🙄🙄😑😑😑 She'd have been better if a bear had sat down beside her.
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@ReaIJodieFoster
@JeremyR86
@_celia_bedelia_
Lol, if a woman tells you she's being harrassed, you don't get to tell her otherwise, galaxy brain.
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