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glastheim. prince of chill. cole aleister x @applemusic . 🎹
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ColeAleister - Passing By
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I can’t explain my reasoning but thinking 28 is old is some ghetto low life expectancy shit 💀
Damn💔 chief keef finally gettin to that age where he’s old now 😢
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You can be found safe on 74th & Vincennes? Well I’ll be damned.
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Is there anybody in Chicago / Suburbs that makes Jerk Dog Food? Just found out my dog is Jamaican and I don’t want to be racist
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He’s smashing
My mom came into my room crying because a poor excuse for a man broke her heart. My boyfriend sat down and talked her through it and did anything he could possibly do to make her feel better. He even takes her out on dates. WE are so blessed to have him in our lives. ❤️
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Mfs was parked on 71st & Sephora
Somebody broke into my bd car and stole my new nars highlighter and kkw lip liner. I wanna cry. Fuck type sexy ass thieves is y’all.
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Bro if 21 Savage is pip pip cheerio as fuck and he’s been pretending to be from Atlanta I’m gonna be dead as fuck
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Dante...why do you always tweet like a gang banging psychologist?
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Are you mentally prepared to have outwest niggas wearing metallic pelle's & rock jeans down the stretch?
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I hear they’re selling Jerk Lightbulbs at the Menard’s on 75th
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Did y’all know that Charizard from Pokémon is 5’7? Lmao idk why but that shit just rubs me the wrong way.
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This man R. Kelly locked women up, raped them, pissed on them, made them his slaves, boned his 14 year old cousin and was shortly thereafter booked for a show. He literally has the immunity of a white christian male and I’m wondering how he received this power.
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It takes a special, unique, and extraordinary woman to like pizza and watch the office. You stand out from the crowd. One in a million right there.
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How much you wanna bet these dykes knew each other for 2 weeks
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Y’all niggas talking about don’t buy from the dispensary it’ll take away from the local loud man...lmao bitch is the dispensary gone lie and tell me I’m smoking “Toronto Coconut Kush” when I’m really smoking oregano smelling mid? No? Alright then.
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Aye bro I was dead when someone got mad and said Ayesha Curry had the same baby hella times then someone said “that’s what happens when your kids have the same father” lmao like y’all really are so bad with relationships and children you forgot that genetics was a thing. Wow.
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Looking on the East Side for food is like looking Out West for grass. It’s unethical.
I’m so disappointed in the east side of Chicago. Where are the taco spots?!
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Call me a white woman but I am not buying a loose chicken sandwich off some shady young minorities on the side of the street LMAO fuck wrong widdem
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Lmao twitter really shapes the way a lot of you think. It’s like everyone is an Afrocentric alcoholic with a foot fetish now like wtf is going on. That combination itself is wild to begin with.
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“I was cooling in Hyde Park and niggas got to throwing door knobs”
Fellas, give me your best excuse if your side chick leave this on your neck.
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Durk set the standard. I didn’t know how to love a woman until a local singing gang banger did it publicly.
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These Silly Xans?
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This look exactly like that nigga Danny that be taking pics no 🧢
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“Not too fond of Larry and his ideologies, but Dave? Oh he’s to die for”
This girl said she’s not from Chicago but she’s done research and she doesn’t like 63rd or GD’s😭😭 girl what research did you do??? 🤣
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Brittle as hell wtf.
Woman struck by flying hot dog at baseball game gets black eye:
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A scene nigga had the audacity to clutch his xans when he walked passed me so when we went to the UC I paid his plug. I did that for shits & giggles y’all better stop playing with me.
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I wonder what the hell he does for a living to the point where he can tell everybody they go to hell for 8 hours a day yearly
Tell him I'm paying whatever he wants to model my summer line, Chicago I know this one of y'all's uncle, do your thing.
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He’s just Fantasia for low income niggas
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“Ma’am if you could just breathe into the Consentylizer we could get things going” state appointed device ass
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Men’s Warehouse associate ass
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If I randomly blocked you or stopped talking to you out of nowhere it’s because you have terribly draining energy and I want to forget you exist
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Lmao aye my daughter looks EXACTLY like me my girl didn’t do shit but incubate that mf lmaooooo I win fuck wrong w/ her ass
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Lmao they are def from Chicago. They even moved to a fake version of Hazel Crest in the suburbs.
Fun fact:
The popular cartoon, "Boondocks" was set in Columbia, Maryland.
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Timon and Pumba really told a child to chill and not give a fuck about just witnessing a homicide that rendered him homeless
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If Moses parted the Red Sea a nigga from 49th could do the same.
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Lmfao y’all are overly white if you’re afraid of Crete and Lansing my god
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Like g I went to HIGH SCHOOL and hung out with a lot of the popular “Chicago” artists / people and I’ll be the first one to tell you, mfs are from rich ass suburbs with great morals and values lmao. It’s all marketing.
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“What I learned in boating school is” town ass
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Because a crazy white man made the rules
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If Kanye’s mother was still alive I feel like he’d be mentally in tact.
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Most of the time when hoes say they want a hood nigga they really want a suburban nigga with an anger problem
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Having sex is damn near gay. Like sure she's a girl...but her dad is a guy...meaning she's half a dude...I'll let y'all do the math..
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@mitchytoositchy
My grandfather was actually on Parnell when this happened and he said Polio caught him with a right but he countered with his Alkaline Blade
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@prettyjohnnap
That’s honestly sad that you’re so ghetto that living close to 30 is some needle in a hay stack shit please elevate yourself man
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Mfs say he look like a Puerto Rican bottom named ‘Gérald’ from Logan Square
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I’m stuck in Dolton and need $3000 to get back to University Park
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That nigga from Yugioh used to carry around an Illuminati Triangle that endowed him with the spirit of a black man who knew how to play Spades.
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The fact that nobody thinks there’s anything wrong with Kanye when he clearly talks in a weird white guy voice, admits to being addicted to pills and just flat out doesn’t act like a 40 year old is beyond me.
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It’s crazy bc damn near everybody mama is fat so it’s like?
Yall fat shame every plus-sized woman except for your moms.
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Yo does anyone wanna go to a party with me and stand up against a wall looking angry at complete strangers for roughly 2 hours? Hml
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You look like an extremely problematic bisexual Night-Nurse that burns they/their cigarettes on the patients
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I think celebrity drama is funny / cool way to pass time but I cannot sit here and genuinely care about the life of a rich person who is not giving me money.
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“Tell them you been recording consent each time you’ve ever had sex for the past 10 years then have nothing to show for it”
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Thank you for this…I’m so glad 8 people died and Kylie is okay 🥺🥺
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If you can't handle me during my halsted sun then don't think you can fuck w/ me during my wabash moon. 🙅🏽♂️
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“He can’t hear it so neither can y’all” logic ass
Young Thug says he will not release any music this year out of respect for his deaf brother, however he will probably drop HiTunes in 2019
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RIP my friend. We had so many great times together back in the Huck Jaw days. We had the most popping skate crew in Chicago and nobody could touch us 😂 I’ll never forget all the crazy times and wild adventures our crew went on man.
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I’m not eating no queer-on-the-cob
they really pushing the gay agenda so much they want us to eat it
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I still see niggas from the Chicago Scene still running around like high schoolers lmao start a family nigga wtf
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@urfortnitegf
I’m gonna keep it real with y’all if mfs gas me up I will do my hardest to get her on the next episode of catfish
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That narrative about black girls not liking you because you’re not hood is definitely true but why even put yourself in that position if you’re a proper suburban dude lmao find a sensible woman and don’t look back.
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Nike Lab? Be careful. You already know what goes down in that bitch.
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