Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets⚾ Vote blue, stay safe 💙 It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception
It boggles my mind that in my previous job I had to have two degrees&a certification. For my current job I needed a background check. Yet uneducated unqualified morons are sitting in congress right now playing games&wasting time while Americans die from covid,gun violence,&racism
Fun story
I'm a short&chubby girl have always been
Went to pick up lunch&passed another patron on the way out of the restaurant. Loud enough for me to hear they said "hope you left enough for the rest of us".
I didn't bother responding.
Some people are incapable of being kind.
They should really change the announcement in the grocery store instead of ”wear a mask" it should say "wear a mask over your fucking nose and mouth, you are the reason this virus keeps spreading".
Knocked over a display of lemons at the grocery store looks like I'll be doing my grocery shopping exclusively online and two towns over from now on. 😬
Me: How much Motrin is safe to take in one day?
Hubs: As much as it takes to get you to stop talking about your broken foot.
Do I list him on LetGo or Craigslist?
Was asked to make a broccoli salad for a picnic tomorrow...
Why do all the recipes have raisins?
The ONLY acceptable place for raisins is in an oatmeal cookie.
I put too much creamer in my coffee so then I drank a little and added more coffee and then I didn't have enough creamer so I added more creamer and now I'm stuck in an endless loop...
On the phone with Dad. 🤣
Dad: I got a hair cut today
Me: Oh, did you get them all cut?
Dad: You're an asshole!
Me: It's your fault I'm like this!
Dad: You're too old to return to the hospital right?
As a society we should have been better prepared for this pandemic...
We have been advising people to "avoid it like the plague” for decades.
Turns out most of us were not listening.
#WearAMask
#WearADamnMask