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Streamer of Minecraft & other classic games, Free State Project participant, occasional YouTuber, software engineer, data analyst, Navy Nuclear MM veteran.

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Do you like superhero games? Are you sick of the woke pandering of modern games? Want to try a FREE game with great lore and customizable characters that was brought back by popular demand? I'll personally help get you started playing City Of Heroes. Details in comments.
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@MrAndyNgo We've got to de-normalize mask-wearing. There's a reason wearing a mask in public made people seem suspicious. It was common sense to be on the alert for people who were trying to hide their identity.
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@Mr_Krolm "No, I don't want anything." Translation: You probably know her well enough to know what she wants. Just go ahead and get it.
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@Ranboosaysstuff I say "Ma'am, can you cover those up please? There are children present."
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@HazelAppleyard_ Apparently men are better than women at everything, including at being women. 😉
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@brokebackUSA I have an idea. Hear me out. We organize a gay march in Florida. We organize a gay march in Texas. Queers for Palestine organizes a gay march in Palestine. We schedule them simultaneously and live cast them to X. I'll volunteer for FL. I need a FL vacay anyway.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Memefied 4 u. Ur welcome.
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@Jacksepticeye Sounds to me like they didn't stay true to the lore. Whenever that happens, it makes me think they got someone to make it who didn't like the source material.
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@ranaltboo Is this your house or a hotel room? Do not, I repeat, DO NOT turn on a black light in a hotel room! You'll wish you'd just found bed bugs.
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@MattWalshBlog I’ve spent months at sea in a U.S. Navy submarine at depths in excess of 400 ft (that’s all the detail I’m allowed to say on that). Call me boring and unadventurous if you like but there’s no way I would have gotten into that high school science project of a toy sub.
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@TheChiefNerd Remember when they were warning us aerosols were depleting the ozone layer? I'm probably dating myself but that was a thing. I promise! The thing keeps changing but that was the thing at one time.
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@hankgreen Who are we talking about? I guess I'm behind on the comedy news.
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@TransOfTheDay Rip-off of Beast Boy from Teen Titans.
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@Slimecicle And also Happy Independence Day!
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@WitchyMcWitch The Hogwarts kids. It wasn't so much that as selling out the person who gave them so much opportunity in the process-- @jk_rowling .
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@hankgreen I didn't even realize I had missed the Kardashian nipple bra climate change discourse but now that I know, I'm grateful.
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@hankgreen Maybe she used Door Dash.
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@Ranboosaysstuff Did you tell him that yard is for fucking; not shitting?
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@TubboTWO Oh, God... Are they giving you a colonoscopy?
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@Travis_in_Flint I'm not following this but I was wondering because I've gotten several real estate loans and I've worked for a mortgage company and they ALWAYS require a professional appraisal. I was thinking "They loaned hundreds of millions to Trump based on what he TOLD them? Sus..."
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@hankgreen Fresh Balls. Yes, that’s an actual product and it works. But Speed Stick deodorant also seems to work well.
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@ranaltboo Heroin addiction is no excuse!
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@ranaltboo I think it's great you're trying out different looks, but remember... It's okay to just be gay.
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@0nAsian I was waiting for "Hah! I let you win!"
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@ranaltboo It's str8 from the Bible: ass and you shall receive
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@TubboTWO Ranboo?
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@Ranboosaysstuff I knew it. Ranboo is a chubby chaser.
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@Ranboosaysstuff If that's what you think a penis is like, you need to get out more.
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@Nerdrotics "If you don't watch our shit, our people aren't going to like you!" Your terms are acceptable.
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@LibertyCappy Memefied 4 u. Ur welcome.
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@hankgreen I gotta say you're the most upbeat cancer-having chemo-receiving guy I have ever experienced.
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@Ranboosaysstuff No, but they said coinky dinky instead of coincidence.
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@CensoredMen If your baby is ill and you're rushing to the hospital, I feel like the rational response is to explain to the judge later why you had no choice but to ram through 8 protestors.
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@Slimecicle *herp derp* Fixed!
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@steinxberg I hope you're doing well after all that. Stick around. The world is a better place with you in it.
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@TubboTWO So you’re being accused of singing in only one note?
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@zaelefty So... we're different from almost every other mammal? I swear progressives are sounding more and more like religious fundamentalists every day.
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@ShouldHaveCat This what I gotta do to get my cats to hold still while I clip their nails??
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@iluminatibot May not be the greatest example because what they just did actually works. Each of them owes $20 and is owed $20 so it really does just cancel out and they really are squared up.
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@ranaltboo Absolutely. It's none of their business that you're about to give birth.
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@thevivafrei You left out Biden bribing Ukraine with a $billion of taxpayer money to get them to stop investigating the company that his son was on the board of and bragging about it publicly.
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@Ranboosaysstuff What's a circle tweet?
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@Geekdaddy75 From the correct angles and with the right cuts, it will probably turn out fine. The problem with that Echo scene is they tried to shoot it all in one take and they just weren't up to the task.
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@MsBlaireWhite I think people do feel a need to say it because the assumption is if you follow someone or like their content, you always agree with them. It is ridiculous. We're a very polarized society.
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@KILLTOPARTY Does that really bother people? I bet that is mostly just skin that bunches up when someone leans forward. Geez.
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@TullipR @steinxberg I got that part but it was not clear from the post that he was detrans. It sounded like he had transitioned to transwoman and stayed. I just assumed the pics were backward. I looked at his profile though.
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@moolabands For being so critical to the survival of the human race, a woman in her reproductive years has a tremendous amount of inherent value. She can add to that but even if she doesn't, a man has to do a lot to prove himself comparable.
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@hankgreen Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky has the best spider drama I've ever read. Seriously though, it's premium science-fiction. I read it by accident confusing it with a series recommended to me called Wine of the Gods which is actually terrible.
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@ranaltboo In general, fine. But you have epic hair. Don't do it!
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@elmeliac There was! He was also vegetarian!
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@ZooeyDotPub I was all for the careful surgical removal of the TQ from the LGB but now I'm like "Just use a chainsaw. Just do it now."
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@TransHomophobes How it working out? Not happening fast enough.
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@LozzaFox With the KKK, it was a burning cross. That's a hate crime intended to suppress your speech through intimidation.
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@TubboTWO So... Tubbo has a cooking show now.
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@gozzieguzzy Community Notes needed! Helloooo, Community Notes? 1) It’s not “Gays Against Drag Queens.” It’s “Gays Against GROOMERS”. The conservatives aren’t even upset with drag and we aren’t either; only with these sexually-charged drag shows in front of and often involving children. 2)
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@SmoshIan @anthonypadilla And that microphone is still there! Oh, what we do to entertain...
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@steinxberg It's exceptionally cruel that people would jump to such ridiculous conclusions when you're brave enough to share your story like this.
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@DonovanCleckley This is a facet of rape culture. "NO" does not require qualifiers, explanations, or justifications. It's just "NO".
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@TheCriticalDri2 Right because she doesn’t like the character and it shows in the material.
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@tommyinnit April Fools! Everything has been a horrible disaster!
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@TubboTWO You missed me building a combination automatic wheat and honey farm but for some reason they don't count that as official QSMP just because it happened on a different server. It's not fair.
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@Aaron_Sparrow Memefied 4 u. Ur welcome.
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@GoodReddit Starting to seem a lot like that movie 127 hours with James Franco.
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@Hawkmaestro21 You should learn to use punctuation and to not use run-on sentences. You should also make up your mind whether she "wasn't even that bad" or "was awesome" before you start trying to make your point. The former makes the latter seem insincere.
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@stayspider @Jacksepticeye Fine, but here's my point. They're presenting a movie based on a game hoping to appeal to fans of the game but then it veers wildly away from the game. Don't be surprised if people are put off by this bait & switch tactic.
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@hodgetwins According to the anecdotal situation described by this dramatic re-enaction, that data is not accurate. Also, I would like to note I'm 0.7% Sub-Saharan African myself so I would know.
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@LibertyCappy Look how a guy grabs his THROAT and what gets a reaction from some lady ("OMG!") is when he pushes the guy off of his own throat as if defending himself was the unreasonable thing and not the attack in the first place.
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@L__G__B "I hate when my gynecologist thinks I'm female."
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@hardcandypatrik I can’t explain. Find out what Madonna’s plastic surgeon was drinking that day I guess.
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@TubboTWO @TubboLive Better they laugh at you than laugh with you. No wait. That's backward.
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@jeremykauffman I'm a data analyst, one of the most stressful things to be during the c-word crisis.
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@LibertyCappy There was a wrestler who said he wanted to compete in the men's division but wasn't allowed so he kept dominating in the women's division with that sweet testosterone boost.
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@L__G__B Thank you. This helps a lot with No Nut November.
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@Aku_700 @OliLondonTV Agree but sounds like they DID take him and aren't kicking him out. Some girls are suing their own sorority. It's messy.
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Why do I feel like your response to it is giving off skinnyphobic vibes? Girl expresses satisfaction with her body as it is. Says nothing about fat people.
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@ShouldHaveCat No way my cats are sleeping in that; not when they have the opportunity to sleep right In the spot that keeps me from being able to turn over all night.
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@Lukewearechange The mofos make us put our bags into a container to make sure it fits. They should have those for the passengers!
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@anthonypadilla Why is Anthony talking about man ass all of a sudden?
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@0xgaut There's a theme going around X where they ask which TV detective you'd want to investigate your own murder. Well...
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@joebldenpress You may have to call in one of those favors from Hillary. She has... ways.
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@LibertyCappy They haven’t actually discovered space aliens or their ships.
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@againstgrmrs I’m fine with non-medical transitions for minors. Let them explore and figure themselves out without pressure.
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@GNQ__ @thechosenberg The problem is the fun they're having in this video is just cringey without actually making the people around them feel unsafe. They're on a subway. If you aren't scaring ppl, you aren't doing it right!
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@shoe0nhead @prageru I checked more than PragerU. I've tried many times to get men preggers. 100% failure rate.
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@marycatedelvey What is he even talking about? You just try to make sure trans voices are heard far and wide.
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@MCU_Direct Kind of a crazy thought but just throwing it out there. Maybe if you start caring about reviews, the product would improve, more would watch and speak positively of it, and more would subscribe, and you'd stop losing money.
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@therealsupes Looking forward to watching my favorite reviewers rip it to pieces. Those reviews tend to be pretty entertaining and they're free!
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@RealHypnotic1 Times like this make me glad I’m gay.
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@michaelmalice @ComicDaveSmith It was officially part of the problem ever since Gary Johnson picked Bill Weld as his VP candidate and they started campaigning for Hillary instead of for libertarianism.
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@Nerdrotics Wow, I wasn't really planning to go see it but now that I've seen this... I'm definitely not going to go see it.
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@screenrant To be fair, I don't think she's the problem with Star Wars lately.
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@mufc_micky @Travis_in_Flint Again, not following so maybe there are details I’m missing but what you just described is not fraud. A bank decides what they will loan based on the collateral value of the property based on a professional appraisal. The state has a separate system. Unless the bank asked him
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@Ranboosaysstuff R U reproducing by fission now? Is that why you have two X accounts?
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@cwchris_ Lesbian Subarus will be able to handle a variety of terrain when roads are blocked.
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@latinspaceman Real gay couples have furniture.
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@againstgrmrs The very idea children could consent to transitioning, even with parental approval, supports the notion that children are capable of consent. These concepts are inseparable. So transitioning a child's gender is a step toward normalizing these sex crimes.
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@tommyinnit The big one for NYC on a roughly 100 year schedule is overdue. I suspect this is a precursor. I def don't want to be there when it happens.
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@yeMikeSmith A penis is gross if it doesn't have a huge scar? 🤔
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