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@CodyDarkstalker

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Dark Web Witch proficient in Dark Age Tech and Human Bio Interfacing (she/they)

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Joined September 2011
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
10 months
Distract Me From Chores
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@CodyDarkstalker
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2 months
@_lizharvey John Oliver did a segment in like 2019 about Chitan
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@CodyDarkstalker
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11 months
@scumbelievable Following this story as a LONG time "proshipper" from before the current round of discourse and terms, and it's so disheartening that this just keeps happening in part because so many people don't want to admit "icky stuff" is FINE AND NORMAL. I'm so tired.
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
4 years
@mollybaz You really seem to be doing the work of anti racism and I'm really excited to see someone follow through with their values. You and your jumpsuits were a huge inspiration on the show and I hope to see you cooking on my screen again soon, wherever you end up next.
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@CodyDarkstalker
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@OgLakyn She was already great for her videos finding the EXACT brand and color of any beauty product. So reliable and her cackling with glee made it very fun, glad she's having her moment
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@CodyDarkstalker
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4 years
@priellan @alexabosy That last pose! Sir this is a Wendy's.
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@CodyDarkstalker
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4 years
@KierraReneee @lushisaa Which is CRAZY!! Forced poverty is ridiculous. Bonus- nothing like marrying for health insurance only to find out your alimony would count against your disability if you left your spouse in the future. 🎶 Cause life is a fucking nightmare 🎶
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@CodyDarkstalker
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9 months
@AbbyHiggs I really like this thing
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@CodyDarkstalker
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11 months
@emcaseyturf @TurfEnto Wow all those chemicals and it looks like shit, try virtual golf buddy
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@CodyDarkstalker
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11 months
@gossipbabies I am literally in alaska and none of those words mean anything
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@CodyDarkstalker
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11 months
If you are a Human Puppy doing Locktober, your prince/princess parts are not "Caged". They are "Kenneled".
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@CodyDarkstalker
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11 months
@JonathanWojcik @scumbelievable I THINK ANYONE CAN WRITE ANY FICTIONAL STORY ABOUT ANYTHING WITH ANY TONE OR POINT OF VIEW AND DESERVE TO LIVE AND WORK SAFELY IN PUBLIC YES
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
7 months
@LazlosGhost WHY DID SHE MAKE ME THINK OF SO MUCH BETTER ART DURING HER MOVIE? MR RIPLEY? BRIDESHEAD?? WHY
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
2 years
@ChristinaTasty By this logic Walgreens is a family owned business and I'm wrong to burn down ones that won't sell legal abortion pills?? I don't understand. Please draw a diagram of "the good capitalism" we must protect
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@CodyDarkstalker
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4 years
@moby_dickhead People talking about Keanu here as if he wouldn't have already ascended from this plane by 2025. Smh
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@CodyDarkstalker
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10 months
@judysquirrels @VeraDrew22 Why do they look so hot together though, black and white photography is witchcraft
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
4 years
@voldiee The strawberry lirika matoshi dress lol. Like yes it's expensive, that's why I just ordered the star dress instead. But no, everyone on tiktok is showing themselves trying to rip it off.
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
9 months
@bribrisimps I don't think parents can actually hide this feeling and dishonesty is not the gift anyone thinks it is
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@CodyDarkstalker
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10 months
@BlueIris04 This is why weed vapes exist actually
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@CodyDarkstalker
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2 years
@sheeri @crispinoblong A medical procedure that fixes a real and dangerous problem (dental work is linked to a lot fatal stuff weirdly, so good example!) is in fact "good". Which does NOT mean "a replacement for standard care" (you should not rely on abortions for your only family planning).
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@CodyDarkstalker
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6 months
@Dok845 Isn't that literally Not The Plan? Jessica just fucked up? The book is really easy to find used and not that long actually
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@CodyDarkstalker
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10 months
@alltsun_nodere Yeah this is not an enjoyable read thanks
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
3 years
@mothership94 @gchoule Mentioning it in this context further conflates these two unrelated things so consider just... not linking queer content and pedos more?
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@CodyDarkstalker
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9 months
@skooookum Her book makes it clear she had OCD! She describes crying and anxiety about cleaning. Good For Her
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@CodyDarkstalker
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3 years
@TheGayChingy She's lowkey my fave c-list character. Tony being protective of her "normal" happiness is always really sweet when it happens
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@CodyDarkstalker
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2 years
@krisspax Crashing like your follow count now people noticed you loser
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@CodyDarkstalker
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4 years
@intriguingsean I had my asshole licked last night and I can say with confidence this is incorrect. Sitting on a cute face beats everything.
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
9 months
@falseroxy Weed Pen and Killer Lemonade probably cancel each other out so you'd be immune, maybe immortal temporarily
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
1 year
@offbeatorbit First school shooting was a teen girl, 16 years old, 1979, subject of the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by Boomtown Rats
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
4 years
@GayHobbit69 @Supa_Cutie_Pie Tumblr without porn is literally nothing to me
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@CodyDarkstalker
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4 months
@transcowboy You can tell he's bad about PT/his own care because his shoes have no arch or ankle support. Character details for sure
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
2 years
If a woman can be described as a "broad", I wanna follow her on this bird app
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@CodyDarkstalker
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1 year
@stephknee Poorly dressed and dumb is a weak combo, in the year of our savior Barbie you are gonna act like this??
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@CodyDarkstalker
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2 years
@Chinchillazllla My husband is a tow truck driver and has had some INTERESTING calls for Teslas around Seattle, he doesn't even like me riding in them as rideshares now lol
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@CodyDarkstalker
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2 years
@krisspax I never followed someone this ugly what's happening
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
4 years
@donmartinfeet @girlsgutsgiallo Listen queers can't "fuck", okay? That's what gross straight people do! We have to do heavily coded dance numbers and be sad! Those are the backbones of our romance.
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@CodyDarkstalker
Cody Darkstalker
10 months
@alltsun_nodere @scantypop This seems like a pretty bad faith review
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@CodyDarkstalker
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8 months
@communoah These are Girl Rot books! Girl rot can be coquette but does not have to be. Like squares and rectangles
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