Coconut Kelz
@CoconutKelz
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I stand in solidarity with #ThandiweNewton. It’s not easy being this light skinned and playing dark skinned women in movies. You should be thanking us tbh. Xoxo A light skinned BAFTA-award winning actress from London
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Omg here we go again 🙄🙄 Hands off #Bianca! You can’t say #BiancaMustFall, YOU must fall! Leave my girl alone!
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Kawabunga dudes! I was part of a big movement yesterday. Bigger than 27 April 1994. The REAL Freedom Day ✊🏻 Surf’s up! 🤙🏻 Also #GolfLivesMatter . #ridingthecovidwave #flattenthecurvenotthesurf #freedomday #apartheid
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All this is making me nostalgic for the good old days 😔 I wish it wasn’t called ApartHate because I ApartLOVED it ❤️😭 Bar Bar BLACK sheep have you any Loot?
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Having fun in the sun with my colleagues and @Everysun_SA because we’re now at Lockdown alert level 1 and #SummerIsOn! #JerusalemaChallenge #ad
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PSA: we say “masses” because the K-word is illegal 🙏🏻 And we do charity work so we’re immune to racism. Also there were black people on the beach! . I think
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You people just need to be grateful instead of disrespecting the bricks. Schools have feelings (black girls don’t)! School reputation > black lives. The real racism is black people being allowed to play sports and being really good. #quotas #racisminsahighschools
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He said “sorry” guys. What more do you want?! Time to look forward instead of looking back. Looking back gives you neck spasms #ThinkAboutIt #DeKlerk #Apartheid #NotABigDeal #ColourBlind #LikeAPuppy
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When @MTVBaseAfrica asks you to contribute some facts about Africa and you come up with a new character instead. Meet Rhonda H (she goes by ‘Dr Hotepsha’ since graduating with a B.A. in African studies at the lesser known “Harvord-with-an-o” Online University in South Carolina)
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My entire career is a result of the racism experiences behind the gates of St Anne’s. I had witnessed and experienced it on a smaller scale at Redhill but racism truly took on its most elite form at this KZN boarding school. #wakeupstannes
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Hey guys. We’re all just having fun on social media. Negative opinions are really unkind and unnecessary. If you don’t like my work, or the work of other content creators, just unfollow. Like it’s so simple to not be an asshole. Happy Monday 😘.
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When I said white women weaponize their tears, #AmyCooper came through with the perfect illustration of what that means. What that looks like. And how dangerous it can actually be. Knowingly crying on cue and faking fear because you know what the scene will look like is a crime.
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I don’t even know how they (@BlackTAwards) found me but now I’m nominated and I don’t accept this nomination! One of the judges used to be my gardener soooo #ThinkAboutIt #HelpMe #WhiteTwitterAwards #Campaigning #LeastReverseRacist2018 #BlockingBlacksSince1998
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Guys. Our rent a crowd was out of control today! So embarrassed 🙈 But went to fetch them and they’re back in the DA compound for re-programming. And I’m back with Pam @phemelomotene tomorrow at 07:45am on @Radio702
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It’s been an amazing 4 days! So happy to be home 😀 Coming to you live from my new home! #CoronaVirusUpdate #Covid19InSA #FreeZelda #Quarantine
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For those who guessed @lasizwe as my guest, you’re 100% correct! But we’re now in a beef sooooo… .@EskortFood #whogotchowed
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I’m not saying this is why she won. But I’m not not saying it 🤷🏼♀️ @zozitunzi 🥳💕❤️🎉🤩 #MissUniverse2019
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Major changes are coming in 2021 guys! Get ready!. Unsuspecting cameos by: @AkiAnastasiou blacktonystark @HarmonixEnt . **All shot on the iPhone 12**
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Good morning ❤️. Gentle reminder: My videos aren’t about white people, they’re about micro aggressions and racism. If you get triggered or feel I’m talking about or to you, I’ve got news for you…
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Don’t have much to say except WHAT A WEEK! Dreams do come true and order has been restored #voteformeforjuniorleader #Helenforever #leaderleader #gottablameitontheMmusblameitblameitontheMmusbaby
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Northcliff Facebook Group Neighbourhood Watch. Suspicious blacks seen on Ridgeview Drive. Looks to be a Clifton the Sheep copycat crime. I’m scared. SPCA alert!
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Dear @dannykmusic you’re cancelled! I saw you had changed when you because friends with that sgebenga Kabelow. But now we’re done with you!
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It’s about time I address this! Can’t believe Zindzi Mandela did this! She used to be one of the good ones (well I didn’t know her until yesterday) but still! Think about Tartar!.
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At this point I don’t have to try. The DA is writing the scripts for me 😂❤️.
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Unseen bonus footage from @GayleKing's interview with Miya Ponsetto. The 22-year-old who allegedly tackled & falsely accused a Black teenager of stealing her phone says she can't be racist because she is "a woman of color.". #satire #MiyaPonsetto #gayleking @CBSThisMorning
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Happy and proud to announce I’ll be a regular featured guest on @morningshowsa with my fave sgebenga Karabo aka William ❤️🔥🤩
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She doesn’t remember me from the 2 times I called in to the show 💔 Still a fan. She speaks so well. @RediTlhabi
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The end of an amazing birthday week. I’m so grateful for the blessings despite the shit storm that has been 2020 🍀💕. 📸: @kpaparazzi_ on Instagram
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Totes agree with KP. Cyril and you(r) people don’t listen. Anyway like I said before:
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I can’t believe I’m not there!!! Wow thank you so much! 😭😭😭😍😍😍😍🏳️🌈🏳️🌈.
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WHAT A MOMENT 😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤩🤩🤩.
Award-winning satirist, @LesegoTlhabi, graces the cover of our Influencer Class of 2020 issue and has made an incredible creative and comedic impact with her inspired character @CoconutKelz. Ph: @_RTCSTUDIOS @AustinMalema .MUA: @YougottaLoveKaz .Hair: Xola Madube
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@RenaldoGouws That means you NEVER got what I was doing. You’ve never been a thinker anyway. My content has never changed. It’s been about the same thing from the first video (RACIST HAIR POLICIES AT PTA GIRLS). You only getting it now because I’m making it more obvious, is a you problem.
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It’s Pride month and this was really important to put out because I’m nominated for a @FeathersSA award for Best Social Media Personality AND because some of my best friends are gay. Well my hair guru and designer are gay but same thing.
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As we move to a new level of lockdown, move up a level in TV with Box Sets from DStv! So do your country duty & stay home while staying entertained with your fav shows,my sisi connected my Explora to the internet so I'll be binging my faves #DStv #BoxSets @dstvza #PaidPartnership
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If you're unable to mind your own business, why not mind the #DStvBoxSets instead. I'm binging; Black-ish, American Housewife and Lockdown. #PaidPartnership #DStv
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Just got back from WHITE, sandy beaches. You guys love making drama 🙄 It’s really so simple- it’s a class issue, not a race issue #CliftonTheSheep #CliftonBeach #ApartheidLegacyIsntAllBad
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Is the #WooliesWaterChallenge over yet? 🙄😭 Make Woolies great again. #sgebengafreezone #kugelsandbagels #challengeaccepted @WOOLWORTHS_SA
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You guys are so sensitive over a CUP 🙄 Honestly guyyysa! It’s the new SA! I role play as a maid with my white boyfriend and we laugh. #CupGate #ProtectPicknPay #ReverseRacism #ApartheidIsOver #WellNotOverOver #ButStill
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1 WEEK until the Grilling of Soli Philander (with me as your host and a panel of sgebs) GUYS! My bff was coming all the way from Asia and then. 😭 . Anyway, it’s going to be amazing! .Wednesday 21 August.20:00.Parker’s Comedy & Jive, Montecasino.Tickets:
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This was a bucket list interview because fucking @marclottering 😭😭😭 Thank you for exceeding my expectations 😂😂 I heart you ❤️ #awehBuckingham
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In my own words. Defending the ruler eternal of the Partytjie. It’s a Caucasian right of passage to defend anything another white person does! The Public Protector was right last week but wrong and incompetent this week. End of story #HelenZille #PaulMaree #TenderIrregularities
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I don’t know why Joey Rasdien is calling himself @marclottering but whoever this is, I’m so excited he’s on the next episode of @EskortFood #WhoGotChowed 😭🤩😍🙏🏾 #RIPdeklerk
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Back on @MorningShowSA tomorrow morning at 06:50 to share more wisdom. I’m coming with a special guest so I’m very excited! Tune in 😉🙏🏻 #MorningShowSA
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Hi guys. My name is Cora Pschinn (German origins, don’t ask). Anyway I’m new around here but I hope I can stay. My dad got me a really cool job so I’m excited to see what 2023 and beyond will bring! Viva ANC!! #corruptionwhere #getinloserweregoingshopping
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Howzit guys! 11 days to go! I’m so excited for you to read it! Available from 4 September at @ExclusiveBooks! Self help book on how to get achieve caucasity 🙌🏻 . Thank you to the @JonathanBallPub team for making my dreams come true! ❤️💕. #DonaldTrumpsShitholeCountries
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Hi sgeb. I see you are you in jail?.
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Both me and my black cousin, Lesego, had a chat with Diwali (I think that’s her name) on Carte Blanche 💕🥳
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Hosting my first comedy show and couldn’t be more excited. Saturday April 27. Melville Comedy Club. Come commemorate Freedom Day with the very products of Mandela’s Rainbow Nation- The Coconuts of Comedy. We all speak very well. Think about it.
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Oooh and we’ve never seen THAT before so you’re really onto something new and fresh here. Especially in South Africa. Wow Dayvid with a y, you’re a genius and an innovator 🤩.
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Why don’t you do the videos you want to see liefie? 🙄.
I'm wanting besides trolling the DA every flippen day. Is there any other tweets where you troll say perhaps the anc? 🙄Maybe?! How about the Eff. Like perhaps? Or is your content centered mainly around the DA. 🙄Just asking. And oh the same with CT. Is it just CT and the DA?.
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I always knew racists were dumb but you not getting the satire the entire time and thinking I’m only NOW tackling racism is a joke. Check the catalog.
It's quite ironic that @CoconutKelz's entire career is built on playing a "typical privileged white girl" yet she now suddenly wants to tackle serious issues like racism etc. Ask yourself if you would have a career being white and playing into black stereotypes. The answer is no.
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Ooohhhweeeee 🤩😍😍 Thank you @adidasZA @Beyonce!! Can’t wait to shoot this look 🥶🧊 #adidasxIVYPARK #ICYPARK
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Please no one speak to me for the rest of the year. Penny Heyns said I have good form. Guys THE Olympian I stanned. I basically have a gold medal.
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There’s something quite telling about the way people respond when they disagree with a woman. It goes physical straight away. With a queer person, homophobia jumps out. But with a cishet man, just the ideas are challenged.
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Having fun and learning TikTok. It’s actually higher grade 😅😂 Anyway, I’m going to play there for a while until I master it 😂 Who are hilarious people to follow?
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If John can learn “John vuli manzi” to patronise black voters in 2 days, imagine what I can learn 5! (Patronise means visit in this context). I’m a whole host!!! . Catch the @Pendoring_ Advertising Awards on Thursday from 16:30. Link: .
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Happy birthday dear TarTar. I love you ❤️🙌🏻 P.s. You’d be proud of Helen. But you wouldn’t be proud of you-know-who 😳😳 #colourblind #rainbownation #ThereIsNoBlackInARainbow
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The song that healed the world. Thank you @GalGadot 🙏🏻❤️. Special thanks to: @theblackwendy @TsitsiChiumya @claudine_ullman @mojaklehoko @RenateStuurman @gillog @DonovanGoliath #davinagordon. For the full video —-> #CoronaVirusUpdate #Covid19Out #imagine
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Thank you to my new employees at @normangoodfello and @FontanaSPAR @TOPSatSPAR for amazing Merry Level 2 gifts! You guys are amazing and I promise to NEVER ask to speak to the manager ❤️
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My gardener’s name is Oros. He’s a trustworthy sgebenga. I’ve never met Ikota so I don’t know.
What are your views on Oros and ikota Missus @CoconutKelz.
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Imagine if kids at Morris Isaacson told the brave ones who were protesting being taught in Afrik & Bantu edu on this day in 1976, to stop because of the school’s “reputation”? B/c they felt the school’s image & racist teachers needed to be protected more than black CHILDREN?
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SONA was lots of fun. I didn’t go but the DA group chat apparently confirmed it. Allegedly. Here’s hoping I make it into the group after I help the DA win elections 🤞🏻🙏🏻 #SONA2019 #SLAPtjips #CoconutKelz #VoteDA
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Howzit guys… I’m speaking on behalf of cousin Wills. 1000s of years of violent colonialism & wars does not mean we’re used to it in Europe. We usually are violent to OTHER (black) nations. Anyway can’t wait to go visit Jamaica🇬🇧 #princewilliam #satire #ukraine #blondelivesmatter
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There’s still a whole sexism/ misogyny/ partriarchal/ toxic masculinity/ homophobia section of these schools (particularly single-sex schools) that one day still needs its day in the sun. Racism is one MAJOR aspect but these schools are problematic for SO MANY REASONS.
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