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180kg triples - if youโve got a bone to pick with me I hope you have an arms dealer in your contacts ๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ
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โUncle driveโ . โNoโ. โWhy?โ. โIโm at peaceโ
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Yamal, Nico Williams, Mainoo, Foden on Sunday. We ainโt seen youngers go machine for machine like this since PYG vs gas gang.
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So there are voicenotes on Instagram now? If I follow your girl, tell her to block me, because next time she posts a nice pic Iโm gonna sing to her.
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Them man waited 30 years to lift the PL trophy in front of the kit man and the dinner lady.
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Decided to rest 140kg on my eye socket this morning. Heard it helps with punch resistance ๐ช๐ฟ
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Loool equal pay init?.
SAVAGE! ๐ณ. Yannick Bolsie ๐จ๐ฉ & Wilfried Zaha ๐จ๐ฎ certainly didnโt go easy on the Crystal Palace womenโs team in training ๐
. @CPFC @Crystals_CPFC @YannickBolasie @wilfriedzaha
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The mandem are saying Arsenal used the Pepe signing to clean drug money.
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Arsenal lost to a team that doesnโt have a training kit. It just gets better and better loooooooool.
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Donโt come to my ground if your number 7 doesnโt have anything about him. Thanks.
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In terms of most irrational purchases, ยฃ85m for Maguire has gotta be up there with Mike Tyson buying a tiger.
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We need to settle this now. Quote how many kick ups you genuinely think Romelu Lukaku can do.
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Last minute winner on Astro. Weโve all been there.
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Year 5 vs Year 6 will never be the same again.
Primary school children banned from heading in football training
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I doubt San Marino is even a real country. Never mentioned in geography lessons. Never met anyone from there. Never heard of another country playing them. They just appear whenever England wanna experiment with the back 4.
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3 at the back, even on Christmas Day. Love him or hate him, the man believes in his philosophy.
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Found my long lost little brother on Instagram last Wednesday. Met with him (1st time), my little sister (1st time since I was like 5) and my dad (1st time since 2013) yesterday โค๏ธ
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The mandem gave Maguire the armband because he shouts the loudest in the rondo kmt.
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England & San Marino is like that weird relationship we have with Baiteze. Weโre always gonna win, but we wanna give couple man some game time and try out new systems so it happens every year.
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โIf I grab your bib you have to step on the pitch vs the Donsโ.
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I wanna sponsor a grassroots football team this season. Nothing major, I ainโt a millionaire. But anything small like helping source a new kit/footballs/ training equipment etc. Lemme get some suggestions.
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The new era has begun, letโs appreciate and not compare them
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Some days Lukaku reminds me of Drogba, some days he reminds me of Young Mad B.
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Looool wait, Cortez played the same final twice, conceded 9 and didnโt score once?.
Solid hard fought 2-0 win over @FC__Cortez today in The George Harley Cup Final. @METROPOLITANSu3 thanx for having us.
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Iโm taking a nap. In one week weโve announced partnerships with BoohooMAN and Beats by Dre. Weโre also on Sky Sports News tomorrow. I need to sleep to take everything in.
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Big G really took out an England international on national TV, then went to play Sunday League football with his mates the next morning. Goals.
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Sometimes I let the beef with my girl drag on so I can have some me time.
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The cheeky little combover, the cut socks, the underarmour that never ever ever matched the kit. Game was done before it even started.
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I turn 28 today. Still no beard. Clearly not in Godโs plan. I give up ๐๐
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Ah man. How you gonna attack the wonderful police force that saved us from terrorist attacks
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This is sick.
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Youโve obviously never been in the @sedonsfc changing room when I turn up in a custom made jacket ๐.
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I once got a 6pack of Supermalt for my birthday. Didnโt really think too much of it because we hadnโt been speaking for long. 4 months later for Christmas I got a 6 pack of Supermalt, 6 pack of Mighty Malt, and a 6 pack of Malt Guinness. Progress I guess ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ.
GUYS ONLY. What is the worst gift/date/outting you ever embarked on with a woman and you had to pretend to be excited/interested/happy?.
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Can you lot see how I rolled the ball after the chop to show Iโm in control of the situation? Legendary.
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Enfield shouldโve let him take the game on Saturday so we know where to catch him and beat him up.
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Gutted to hear about Palmers, always respected them. They will go down as legends. ๐๐ฟ.
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SK & Jazz.
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โStop hating, itโs only a characterโ. The character:
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Everyoneโs rushing straight to the barbers when this is over. Iโm giving him a week to get rid of the ring rust and get match fit before I go anywhere near him.
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Looool what exactly was Tulse Hill Tuchel on with this team talk
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England vs France in the final. Lingard to score the winner. Pogba to celebrate with him, because their new dance canโt go to waste.
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Last time Arsenal were in the champions league Mandem were wearing jeans like these
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Ighalo, Bailly and AWB when that bald punk pulled up at Old Trafford today
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Probably took 1000 helicopter trips before without a scratch. Probably rushed out the house without saying goodbye properly. When your time comes it comes man. Show love at every opportunity man.
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Welcome to SE Dons, where you get rushed for scoring a wondergoal
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Lukaku is gonna come on and score a tap in, then stand in front of the Stretford end like heโs the Angel of the North.
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Sherri?.
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Arsenal got my guy Troops in the states arguing with Tyrion Lannister every week.
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Good luck to you lot who want your sons to be footballers. My son will be wrestling bears as soon as he can walk.
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The most electrifying man in Sunday League. โ ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ.
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This you?
Someone said twitter is quiet means dons lost loooooool.
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Fridayโs about to be another mess ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
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Joy does mad things to your body. I saw @DonStrapzy_ do a 100 metre sprint with a torn ACL when we won the Paul Picard cup.
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All jokes aside, I need to find the guy that megged me in that 5s episode. Gonna get Doug and Drops to hold him still so I can meg him back.
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Been some delays with COVID, but today work started on the 2nd floor of WD towers back home. I created 50+ jobs so far with this project and itโs just the beginning. Weโre gonna build a community and call it The Real Lambeth. Bend the knee.
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Yesterday was the biggest game in the history of Sunday League football. As a team we lost, but as a community we all won. Big up @BaitezeSquad , they deserved to win on the day. We canโt chat for them anymore. Hope everyone enjoyed the game, and the event as a whole โค๏ธ
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Hythe Town didnโt โreleaseโ shit. The boys walked. Get your facts right.
โWeโve taken the stance this year that we donโt want any Sunday football" - boss Sam Denly explains why @hythetownfc have let their @sedonsfc contingent walk away
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Yo Pep, how many times have Kenningwell lost in November?
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On this day, 2 years ago, I conquered a fat man in a red tracksuit, and presented his head to Mr Old School. Long live the king.
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Absolute pisstake. Someone get him down to the XIs.
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In other news, @PalmersFC are going to win the 1st piece of silverware for the YouTube football scene tomorrow. Good luck boys ๐๐ฟ.
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JT was simply doing the Lordโs work.
This is what Wayne Bridge is on?. Suddenly it all makes sense
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That Dumlupinar episode was a good one, canโt lie. I genuinely think weโre the best Sunday league team in London right now.
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Maybe AJ Tracey.
Are you man sure usyk would give AJ problems ?.
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ยฃ100 fine for being racist? This is why weโve gotta punch people up.
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Arsenal were commenting on Rashford vs Mbappe but lost to a team that train at powerleague.
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Big props to Winj. Parted ways with an established team, and believed in himself to take the Lambeth gig. Naturally, he wouldโve had doubters. London Cup final in his 1st season managing. Forget rivalries, if you donโt want him as a person to win tonight youโre bad vibes.
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Ronaldinho went jail, and within 3 working days Monts stepped up to fill his boots. That kids got some cojones, future skipper ๐๐ฟ.
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Arsenal sacked their manager on black Friday hoping they could get Nuno for half price.
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Nathan Palmer, Ryan Palmer, Big G, and Jazz NEED to be the 1st players inducted in the SE Dons hall of fame.
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Canโt lie, with the Palmersโ news coming out yday, weโre gonna need all of you at the game on the 25th. Itโs gonna be a moment in history.
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Btw, just in case you never noticed, Rebel havenโt uploaded the game from last Sunday. Have a good evening.
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100kg x 29 - really wanted 30 but the triceps said hell no
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Psalm 23:5 - Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies ๐๐ฟ
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Started SE Dons pro clubs on Wednesday. Since then won AT LEAST 1 league each night. Donโt think many teams can chat to us tbf.
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Perfect tribute to the late F.C Cortez ๐๐๐ฟ.
HT Wigan 7-0 Hull . Some first half in the vital Championship relegation scrap! . Follow all of tonight's action here ๐.
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