Captain Nub-Butt
@CmdrCyrus
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Evil sci-fi lynx overlord, not very good at being evil. Hyperfixative nerd. Tweets about cats and old computers a lot. Sometimes NSFW. Please eat responsibly.
St Paul, MN
Joined May 2013
Since the Windows mail app is a useless POS nowadays, anyone else know a good desktop email program to replace it with? Thunderbird?
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Feels weird to not be visiting my parents on the weekend, but they're gone on vacation. Gonna have to do my laundry at home for a change
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Whoops, accidentally snagged my good PC gaming headphones in the vacuum cleaner and destroyed them š„² Time for another trip to Micro Center
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Tried that new blackberry Dr Pepper. Tastes like old grape soda that had something swimming in it. Still better than Coke's AI generated garbage
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THANK YOU. I've been waiting for someone to say something about society's obsession with gambling the last few years. Lootboxes and sports gambling need to fuck off.
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Unironically would. I fucking love pickles.
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Why are cardboard shipping crates called gaylords anyway Who was Mr. Gaylord š¤
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Can't tell if my stomach hurts because I need food or if I need to throw up
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RT @0bscureOTD: Today's obscure character is the MSN Earthworm! The MSN Earthworm is a puppet rig used in a commercial for MSN in the 90'sā¦
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Gross, this iced tea from the vending machine is chunky. I hope it was just tea leaves...
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Anyone else ever find themselves fidgeting with their airpods case lid like it's a bic lighter
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