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Thread with links to all my art posts!!!
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#4ggravate
On behalf of the council… I offer you…. Ratggravate…
🪤 🐀🐀🐀🐀
you have been blessed with a box of rats. will you accept?
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Post-fight Akademiya Alhaitham gets sent into the future and finds out he’s married… I wonder who this mysterious husband could be🤭 (1/3)
A prompt requested by
@leaderofthedolp
for
@hkvthm_action
! I hope you like it 💖
#haikaveh
#kavetham
#hkthmgotcha
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Such an pouty face on Swadloon can only remind Kaveh of 1 person 💖 (1/2)
(The reverse scenario is also below!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAVEH!
#kaveh
#alhaitham
#haikaveh
#Kavetham
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Younger Hthm just single-handedly had his wildest dreams come true (2/3)
He gets to kiss Kvh every day in the future? Jackpot omfg 🥺✨
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Bonus doodle for the end (3/3)
Basically Hthm taking his future self’s advice by beginning to pester Kvh on message boards, despite not being on speaking terms at this point… he’ll get there in the end!
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It’s so funny to me the idea that Cyno says one (1) pun and his whole Scary Mahamatra facade just breaks… the whiplash that would cause would be lethal 💀 (3/3)
(I hope this pun hasn’t been done to death I had to use all 2 of my brain cells to make it 😭)
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Putting their cards facing each other into my Casket of Tomes so they kiss
#kaveh
#alhaitham
#haikaveh
#kavetham
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Big scary Mahamatra man brainstorming way to include Collei during his letters back home… him not wanting to accidentally overwhelm her with lots of descriptions of where he is… HIM WANTING TO HELP BUILD HER READING CONFIDENCE…
WHY IS HE SO SOFT AND SQUISHY 💜😫💜
(3/3)
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I’m headcanoning that Cyno never writes Nari/Collei’s name in letters just in case they get intercepted by the wrong people - he needs to keep his loved ones safe! (2/3)
Tighnari’s symbol is a paw print and Collei’s is a lil Cuilein-Anbar face 🥰
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Cyno brings a “possessed by an ancient divine spirit” energy to the party that most people don’t vibe with 😔 (2/3)
(Also Kaveh knows he has no room to judge Tighnari’s boyfie choices considering he likes Alhaitham so he’s hesitantly supportive 🫡)
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Modern AU Kaveh + Alhaitham Christmas party drama! 🎄his ahoge is versatile- flip it & its the perfect mistletoe holder
(1/3)
ngl this was partially fuelled by my need to spread my Alhaitham fanny pack propaganda- HE WOULD WEAR ONE, I HAVE RECEIPTS!!
#kaveh
#Alhaitham
#haikaveh
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A prompt where Kvh and Hthm narrowly miss each other while buying engagement rings💍
Luckily Cyno and Tighnari are there to make sure they don’t ruin the surprise!🤭
A prompt requested by
@bubblelaine
for
@hkvthm_action
! 💖
#haikaveh
#kavetham
#hkthmgotcha
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I’m throwing this in as my official prediction for Cyno’s Story Quest Part 2 💜
#cyno
#sethos
#hermanubis
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✨Sumeru Fairy AU✨
where Fairy Kaveh needs Alhaitham’s help to save Nahida! 🧚♂️✨She has been kidnapped and put into an iron cage by the Akademiya 😔💔 (1/3)
(this is also a birthday comic for Alhaitham! 🥳)
#kaveh
#Alhaitham
#haikaveh
#nahida
#faruzan
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Bonus doodles! :3
Featuring
- more supportive dad Cyno
- where he got the Kamera from in the first place
- their symbol names that Cyno uses in letters
- the “I got my ass beat, no way I’m sending that picture to Collei” 🥳
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Cyno is bout to have beef with a butterfly for doing what his shy ass cannot (2/2)
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ALSO IGNORE the fact that Cyno definitely would’ve started explaining the joke, I would not survive adding more pages to this :’)
Uh just think that Kaveh changed the topic too fast to introductions that he didn’t have time to ask
…. But after tho? He’s starting an interrogation
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OKAY THIS KINDA GOT AWAY FROM ME. But quick doodle cus I keep THINKING about if Hthm had like insane bedhead. Cus like if his sprouts have that much volume when he brushes his hair, no way they aren’t insane when left wild and untamed
@Sunfl0wersailor
Imagine being nahida and looking up and all you see is the space between his head and his 3 hair sprouts…. He looks so goofy … of course she picks Mr. Grass Sprout to be her (Acting) Grand Sage 😭🌱
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh bonus doodle from very very VERY first doodles on this topic that I couldn’t fit into the final thing
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REALLY UNRELATED BUT DID YALL KNOW THAT DUNG BEETLES CAN FLY??? (4/4)
Imagine being a criminal escaping into the desert and the 5’2 man who has been hunting you down for days just descends upon you via a plague of beetles
🪲🪲🪲🕴️🪲🪲🪲
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#alhaitham
My headcanon for Alhaitham’s hair is that all of it is dual sided (not just his sprout/side bang bits)
… so if he were to slick it back it would just be like FULLY TEAL on top
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It turns out comparing your partner to a Trash Coat Wormadam tends to not be the smoothest move!? (2/2)
Good thing Kaveh has learned to ask Hthm to clarify before getting mad 🥰
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Kaveh is just standing there confused as Bennett rambles about Razor… cus how did someone photocopy one of his best friends, canine theming and all?
This requires a very serious talk with an assumed accomplice….
(2/2)
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An overly dramatized flashback of the previous scene in question (2/4)
Tighnari is notoriously stubborn and has a will of steel on most fronts… however he does /occasionally/ have some weakness to a certain sopping wet meow meow of a General Mahamatra… 🥺💜
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The autism love language of info dumping about a special interest you have and the equal + opposite autism love language of willingly listening to your info dumps for hours n hours (3/4)
💚💜💚💜💚
(also the beetle is a reference to Pot of Greed from Yugioh 🫡)
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A prompt for an anonymous donor &
@hkvthm_action
!
Poor Kaveh is dealing with insomnia, perhaps resting in Haitham’s loving arms can help? 💖
#haikaveh
#kavetham
#hkthmgotcha
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Cyno just wants to spend his big Mahamatra money on lil baby Collei but he ends up tragically kilt Christmas Eve from his daughter being too cute 💔
(2/2)
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Nari’s morning routine consists of 45 min of basking in the sun so his green bits can gather enough energy to patrol the forest
@ace_space_place
This is making me insane like firstly the implication that lin had his leaves taken from him is hilarious and secondly I'd like to imagine Nari's green streaks stick up and towards the sun when they are gathering Maximum Light
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Im definitely late getting to this, but here’s some fanart for Entirely Out Of Spite by
@iambgtea
! Specifically how I first imagined Zhongli arriving to receive Ajax’s prayers in Ch. 10 (before I knew he arrived in his half human form haha)
#childe
#tartaglia
#zhongli
#zhongchi
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No thoughts, only wearing frog daughter on head like a hat….
Collei feels like a lil bullfrog to me...
This is actually a picture of her if you even care
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Cue the last panel being Collei waking up and seeing Cyno sitting underneath the Christmas tree waiting for her ;w; so she toddles on over as fast as she can and gives him a big hug
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A prompt where Alhaitham is braiding Kaveh’s hair while they chat!
(He’s helping Kaveh get ready in the morning ☺️☀️)
Requested by
@srphalatus
for
@hkvthm_action
! 💖
#haikaveh
#kavetham
#hkvthmgotcha
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I just know Kaveh is gonna regret his words so much once Haitham finds ugly Christmas sweaters that aren’t itchy sensory hell to wear
Kaveh will be wishing for these times of peace… before Haitham manages to find the worst sweater ever put to fabric every single year 🥲
(3/3)
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Thinkin about webcomic Cyno…. He’s so shape….
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Cyno is rocking his new (spino-) Crocs, making him a certified Akademiya heartthrob 😎😎😎
(Also criminals beware- they’re in sports mode so that increases his chase speed by 100%)
#cyno
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Tfw ur boyfie won’t let you kiss off all his makeup before you even show up to the event 😢💔 crying my heart out rn, life is too cruel 💔 (2/3)
Also I had so much fun drawing on Kaveh’s makeup he’s so pretty, always 😭 💖
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WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THE MOMENT I POSTED THIS
BUTTERFLY WHEN I GET YOU. WHEN I GET YOU BUTTERFLY!?!
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In case it’s not clear, I imagine this post-fight Hthm is like a year past the Terrible No Good Very Bad Day
So he’s more leaning towards “feeling like shit, just want Kaveh back” rather than being super angry about it
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Thinking about Cyno with really damaged hair after hiding in the desert for months and months during the Archon Quest ... Super dry, dull, and full of split ends... Feeling like crunchy straw
It reminds Tighnari of how his hair was like before they were close when he was in the⬇️
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Haikavetham yuri in the form of pokemon… just two bugs in love…
Fun fact: these 2 pokemon just so happen to be the same height of 1’08’’! They are almost the same weight as well, except Swadloon is just a lil heavier ☺️
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I was just gonna leave it at 1 kiss but Cyno is the only 50/50 I won this year so I think it’s only fair that he can have as many kisses as he wants tbh
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🐰 Bunny doodles 🐰
I think Haitham should match his senior and be a lil bunny rabbit too 😌 the amount of mischief he’d be forgiven of bc of his cute bunny face…
#Alhaitham
#kaveh
#haikaveh
um uh
#kavetham
is that the right ship name I don’t know how to spell it
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Don’t worry friends, I won’t let Tighnari have all the fun!
If you got Cyno this patch or in his previous runs please thank him by giving him kiss upon the forehead 😙💜
(3/3)
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ITS THE BABYGIRLS PT 2! (3/5)
Ngl I’m very happy with how Kaveh’s pun turned out!(Special ty to @/mizuenaaas for helping me reword it to make it flow better 🥺💖)
I am nothing if not a vehicle to say the worst puns ever uttered by clown kind!!!😌
#kaveh
#alhaitham
#haikaveh
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Don't get me wrong, I love giant furball Catno...... But can I offer you a semi cursed Flesh Worm Catno instead.....
Tighmeowi PLEASE let him cuddle into ur fur he's so cold and wrinkly....
🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Bonus drawings! (3/3)
- Nahida’s wings are based off a dragonfly!
- Nahi is giving her blessing to Kaveh for him to go kiss Hthm 😌
- I based Kaveh’s fairy design on mourning flowers! 🥰
- if not obvious, Hthm is immune to Faruzan’s ear pinch bc of his headphones 😐💖
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OKAY I gotta stop myself before I continuously add to this idea any more 💀
I just love Cyno and his scarabs… the comedy potential there is untapped
Let him bring his beetles home, Nari’s dad is an entomologist, he would understand + know how to look after the bugs 🥺🪲
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I GOTTA MAKE A VALENTINE FOR FISH WIFE KOKOMI! 💖🐟💖 (4/5)
Also the image of local lesbian girlfailure Kujou Sara being utterly unable to handle the prospect of this Day of Love came to me and was too funny to not include 😆
#kokomi
#kujousara
#kokosara
(myb? If you want?🥺)
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Also slightly unrelated but I was looking at Tighnari’s demo to see what pen he used, and it had a lil floppy bit on it? I think its a leaf or smth but my ass first thought he put a tail on his damn PEN 💀
unfort. I saw this after I already gave him a charcoal pencil BUT!
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I bet they think they’re being inconspicuous by just hooking their pinkies together while they walk…
Unfortunately even such minor acts of public physical affection cause Kaveh to blush something fierce 💖🫣
(1/3)
#kaveh
#Alhaitham
#haikaveh
#kavetham
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OKAY HERES ALHAITHAMS REAL BIRTHDAY GIFT!!!
He can have a kith for successfully kicking Azar’s ass 😙💖 (2/3)
Also pretend mourning flowers can grow in a rose bush formate I just wanted them to be included in the image :’)
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The pun was given to me by
@drakshadowdraws
! :3 Ty friend
The pun is based on carbon dating :D but I wasn’t too sure how to illustrate that so Albeedee is studying a Whopperflower (presumably) made of carbon 🌹🔍👀
#Albedo
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Bonus art! (2/2)
Here’s the kiss I promised :3c
All Nari knows is *wag wag wag*
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(Plus a bonus image of Xiao witnessing his lord’s shamelessness)
Tfw you have never doubted your lord, except perhaps in regards to his taste in men 🥲
#xiao
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Imagine Tighnari's shock and horror seeing Kaveh heal with dendro blooms for the first time
He sees this sleep deprived, unsteady fool toddle waist deep into the lake... Activate his vision to spawn a bunch of dendro cores?? And then proceeds to blow himself up???? ⬇️
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I perhaps went a lil insane doing this - I couldn’t stop myself from drawing and drawing 😫
Being concise is not my forté it seems…
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Just for fun here’s also the still images in case anyone wants them haha
Zhongli be like *grabby hands*
Xiao be like 🍅
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Cyno may be abusing his boyfie privileges, but at least its in the interest of making them look, in Cyno’s words, “rad as fuck”
SOMEONE has to strike a pose, unfort. one of them doesnt have arms :(
(The words are direct quotes from both the in-game King of Invocations & Yugioh)
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#haikaveh
#kavetham
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BRO!! HES NOT BEATING THE GAY ALLEGATIONS TODAY!!!?
If I win the 50/50 on the Cyno banner I will draw Tighnari giving him a kiss okay Cyno you know what you have to do
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“You better not be a cunty fox boy when I get back”
Meanwhile, Tighnari:
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Alhaitham won’t often say anything out loud when he sees Kaveh, but there would be signs…
#alhaitham
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I know I see a lot of Kaveh crazy bedhead headcanons (and believe me, Im 100% on board) but imagine the comedy of Hthm 3 sprouts sticking straight up in the air and no amount of water or gel makes them go down again
The Scribe shows up the meeting looking like a damn pitchfork 🔱
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🍉🦩Pink like a flamingo (ate too much fruit) 🦩🍉
A prompt requested by
@dendrosummer
for
@hkvthm_action
! That being Kaveh and Alhaitham but pink 🩷
Thank you for donating! I hope you like it! 🩷
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Here is a bonus doodle :p
Cyno panics and defaults to how he deals with criminals… the only solution is to knock Hthm out so there isn’t a chance of him seeing Kaveh… a genius in his time truly
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Here’s a doodle I worked on while absolutely speed running Xianyun’s story quest and Lantern Rite event💕🏮 (1/2)
I loved seeing Cloud Retainer interact with all her daughters 🥺 I need more baby Ganyu and Mom Retainer moments…. 🏗️🐐
#cloudretainer
#ganyu
#xianyun
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Thank you HoyoFair for giving us Alhaitham’s suit design so he can finally take Kaveh out dancing at the Grand Bazar 🥰
#Kaveh
#Alhaitham
#haikaveh
#kavetham
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A prompt where Alhaitham and Kaveh are Vastaya (a fantasy race from League of Legends!)
(Aka Xayah and Rakan flavoured love birds 💖🦜🦅💖)
Requested by
@Gueponekasu
for
@hkvthm_action
! 💖
#haikaveh
#hkvthmgotcha
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I’m afraid that was just 1 short joke too far 💔 Alhaitham has been sentenced to death 😔 (2/2)
#Alhaitham
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Happy 1 year+ anniversary to this doodle that I drew but never posted bc I didn’t have an art account 🫧♦️
#eidorupts
#haikavetham
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Been thinking about like... If one day Cyno and Tighnari have kits of their own, how Collei might feel about that?
Poor lil Collei who doesn't realize how much she is loved by the couple, stuck all in her head worried about how everything will change between them cus they've ⬇️
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Small Kaveh doodle so I don’t self destruct…
I always underestimate how deep the cut is on his shirt is… I always try to end it at his pecs but it actually goes past them 😳
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Bonus doodles! (3/3)
Haitham single-handedly turns his diamond pupils into heart-shaped pupils whenever he gazes at Kaveh I swear to god he’s so embarrassing 😳
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More silly extra scene to ensure teeth cavities (2/3)
Kaveh made the mistake of letting Haitham get his iron stuff grip around his hand cus now he’s never letting go
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