Claire Cheeseman
@CljCheese
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Some utter wank biscuit hacked me so I'm back starting again , official account of your sarcastic Ray of Sunshine Claire J Cheeecake .
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Hi guys could you please retweet this for me so my followers know im on this account now , not going to let some wank biscuit stop me thank you tweethearts xxx
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If I'm not following you back like this tweet so I can go through and refollow twitter is being a wank biscuit and bings me back to the top of my follow list xxx
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SO guys twitter is being a knob sandwich only letting me follow back so many at a time , and the notifications bring me to the top , so please comment on this post then I can see you to follow you back , I'd like to sandpaper my hackers private bits then soak them in lemon juice
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Hi guys I am alive I've moved in to Casa Cheeseman and its been fecking mental but love my new place I have a proper garden the dogs love and a conservatory, plus a little snug , kitchen diner 2 bedrooms , I love it xx
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Hi tweethearts, sorry I've not been about , the whole move and new job thing plus being hacked, took its toll , im still decorating, I thinking of starting my own painting and decorating business lol , cheesy paints lol .
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Merry Christmas tweethearts , here's to you all and here's to the people who we wish where here but are no longer with us 😢, if you are on your own lonely please feel free to DM me xxxx
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Off to work , I have the weekend off , house is nearly finished , so your peace will be broken , I've missed you all tweethearts xxx
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Hey I'm back starting from the beginning as Twitter locked me out of my old account . Wank biscuits
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Merry Christmas, tweethearts. I hope you all have a fabulous time . I'm going to be on here more after Christmas, because well I miss you feckers xxx
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So where I live its like the stepford wives they all do thier gardens smile and talk to you , the whole street , unlike where I've come from it would be oi get out my parking space you C*nt , or nick things from your garden when your not in lolol . I'm loving where I am .
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Me lately lol, hello wank biscuits how you bloody well doing , I've missed you xx
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I am still in the middle of following back , would be great if you could follow back the amount that follows you in one go *cough cough TWITTER *
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You know I don't normally comment on many celebrity deaths but this one I will , Tina had such a hard life and carried on till she got what was rightfully hers , she was one strong kind lady and an inspiration , Dont ever give up on your dreams
#TinaTurner
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Twitter is not allowing me to follow anyone back as I've maxed out today's limit lolol but as soon as I can I'm going on a follow back spree , they are also looking into what's going on on my other account xxx
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Sorry I've not been on its moving week , so I'm cramming in a week's worth of hours to get Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday off its bloody hectic , I do pop on and follow what twitter allows daily in a weeks time your peace will be broken I'll be back to full on tweets xxxx
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Hey tweethearts, I hope your all well, sorry I've not been about been hectic still decorating, plus I got everything hacked , emails Facebook etc then they asked me for money lolol like I've got money, if you follow me on Facebook block me my account has been hacked .xxx
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Right off to work, please lord get me to 4 o clock with out any major wank biscuits. See you all this evening, have a pint of gin waiting xxxx
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I am getting round to following you all back but I have to do it on stages as twitter won't allow me to mass follow ,
#wankbiscuts
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Please all be careful in this heat and Don't go out unless you have to , I had a customer nearly die in front of me yesterday, then I remembered you can't tweet in jail.
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What a week so first I get hacked , then I look round my house im moving into and it looks like it could be on an episode of Rising Damp , I think the last time it was decorated was 1938. So I get to chuffing redecorate again , yay *swigs gin with a bleach chaser lol *
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Been on this bus 3 hours waiting for the driver to notice me ....
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We took mumma cheese to see pride whilst here , she was clapping and enjoyed it her 83 years of wisdom why would anyone not like gay people, it doesn't hurt or affect anybody and they are happy let them be happy and others be happy .
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working and settling in to anew house I don't recommend , im knackered lol
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Right guys off to work I go , I also move next week , what a great time to get my account hacked grrrr lolol , I promise I will get round to following you back tweethearts, loves ya , see you this evening xxx
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So just to let you know wank biscuits of the year Go to the previous tenants of my new place , who I feel could be starting a new bacteria in their filth also they glossed the ceilings bloody wonderful.
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Got to paint my bedroom ceiling, before it gets to hot , I'll be back later tweethearts xxxx
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I have so many questions, why the black X is it even called Twitter anymore , and which wank biscuit thought these changes where good ?????
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Bloody love this one of my colleagues bought me it .....
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Fecking wank biscuit buses are on strike this weekend , meaning a nice long walk to and from work , if any of you see me collapsed bring wine lol .
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Here
@elonmusk
how about letting people follow back the same amount of people that follow them in one go , instead of it taking 67 years to follow back because you restrict it , also when am I getting my old account back ?? Love cjcheesecake
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So you know how you all got bus tweets from me ,now you'll going to get train tweets starting tomorrow for over 2 fecking hours joy xxx
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Sorry not been on much ,so much decorating needs doing I've either been working or decorating , kitchen , dinning room , werid room I've made into a snug has all been done , on bathroom next .
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I did however go to see UB40 and the Who, they where brilliant.....
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If you are going shopping today , be nice to the shop staff , because they are all one ... what do you mean its out of stock I need it now this is fucking ridiculous....away from life in prison .....by all I mean me .
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So mumma cheese stays with Me alot now and she has a thing about watching families survive and live in Alaska, I swear to all things holy I could go off grid my bloody self now after watching hours and hours of this stuff lol.
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Off to see mumma cheese , I'll be back in a while tweethearts xxx
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And why have the wank biscuits changed the Twitter logo to a black box with white Cross, I need answers
@elonmusk
, I don't adapt to change well , I've moved job and moved house and now this , it's the icing on the cake lol .
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Conservatory but I've taken that ugly cupboard away now ....
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