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@Clitortoise
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the monkey threw his hands up like “this nigga not doin shit” 😭😭😭.
@AMAZlNGNATURE This orangutan learned to use stones as tools to open coconuts and decided to show his friends
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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective and you never see them again.
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“Now mind you” - a black person that’s gon put two and two together.
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niggas could be like “bitches with patches in their hair got fye pussy” and you bitches gon be right there like “my hair been falling out since I was 2😏”.
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man don toliver got a baby.
its no way cash cobain be fuckin hoes fr.
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daily affirmations: my money is abundant, wealth is naturally attracted to me, I am a magnet of good fortune
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No way he threw dirt on this bitch n said “help her grow” LMMMMFFFFDDAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
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niggas lucky ion do drugs no more I used to be off the drink n molly mid day stanced up like dis
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niggas with biblical names be the most demonic damn rep yo set correctly.
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You ever talk to people and realize how deep in the internet they are? Like whole personality just downloaded lol.
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niggas be like “I ain’t gotta lie to you” bitch yes you do yeen bold enough to do dat shit wit yo chest 😭😭😭.
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They throwing DICK!!!!!!!!?????.
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y’all so grown but still be lying about if you have multiple sex partners or not lmao like don’t nobody give a fuck about what you doin fr this is my health you playin wit.
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why y’all always fall out after having a lingerie party? who pussy stink🤨.
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I need 2 do something w my hair or get a new piercing or sumn I feel like a gremlin.
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yo nigga don’t claim you cause he said y’all “two souls passing by” n u believed him, he not even spiritual.
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I love a dirty mackin nigga like no he ain’t get me no new purse lately what you gon do for me money man? 👀👀👀👀👀.
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the only headache i want from my man is the one i get after fuckin him in missionary and all his chains buss me in the head.
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U niggas got chucky dolls n thought y’all crossed over to the dark side i won’t forget it.
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If u take yo heels off while u out u a lil ass girl n need 2 stay home.
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stop arguing wit yo SoundCloud rapper boyfriend today! break that nigga laptop n go to sleep.
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i trust ppl who don’t care bout making themselves look bad when telling their side of a story.
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i look the fucking BEST during my most destructive phases of my life.
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it be a group of 12+ niggas all takin pics wit the same strap like we get it, hot potato y’all favorite game🙄.
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nobody love double texting like a plug that missed ur message.“U still need that?”.“???????”.
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bitches who have zero sex appeal love to hate on women that express their sexuality ☹️.
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when a nigga say “pussy is pussy” im already knowing he done held his breath during backshots before.
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I’m at the nail salon n this Jamaican woman comes in and yells “good afternoon everyone” no one answers so she said “HELLO, MI SEH GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY” all of us said it back she says “good, I don’t like being ignored” I love my people god know😭😭😭.
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Being a woman is exhausting, being a black woman actually. Men constantly speak over you and rewrite your experiences and it’s so belittling, makes you feel like you have no voice at all.
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Men miss out on so many fulfilling friendships all because they can’t see past sex with a woman.
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my areola to titty ratio perfect n I thank the most high each n every day for the pretty set of titties I got to accompany my pretty face OKAY!.
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Niggas really be pushing a positive tip over social media ONLY, you do not live by the shit u talk let’s stop.
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I wanna know why Asian porn always blurring out the coochie what type of pussy do dey got that they keepin secret???.
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Lemme tell u something rn. Bitch ass nigga don’t come here wit no shit the last bitch recommended u. Bring that 3-n-1 and pretend u don’t know nothing, make it real for me.
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i love beauty supply stores fr like we all go in lookin dusty but i see a bitch walk out wit packs of hair im like ok sis i know u finna fuck dem up later gon head w da kanekalon 😍😍.
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If yeen never hit the blunt and had to shit immediately u is not smokin dat fye baby.
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People not from Florida doing the money spread n grabbing they bottom lip feel like appropriation to me.
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me: communication is key!!!!.also me: it don’t even matter no more fr, it’s dead.
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no like these feel like somebody put five gum in yo pussy. i keep crossing my legs cuz it feel freaky as hell i love it.
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Julia fox always looks like she just took ecstasy and a laxative.
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Bitches be stupid😭 hoe u gon lose every time you go against me fuck wrong wit u😂.
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bitches be wanting to be ya friend just to run off wit yo whole personality.
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How people be lettin the white in the corner of they mouth build up I know you taste sumn tart on yo lip stop fuckin playin w me.
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it’s black history month u know what that mean tag ur it white ppl it’s time for slavery.
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the first bitch to suck dick was definitely a pick me because they was using the pussy just fine and there go yo overachieving ass.
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I wonder if tattoo artists look back on their first couple customers n be like “damn, I fucked this nigga tat UP”.
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if a nigga testicles be saggin he a fuckin slut cuz that comes from balls slapping the pussy too much.
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Future tweeted out all his baby mommas like he was accepting a Grammy.
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You’d think a nigga who doo doo on himself a be more humble in this life.
Lil Reese pours a drink onto a homeless man's head while he sleeps
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if me and my lover at odds I’ll have the worst fuckin day ever.
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i hate when my friends think their friends my friends too like listen I picked u not your pet roach.
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aye man, u gotta give yourself grace to fuck up in life. u can’t beat yourself up over n over n over again for mistakes u already made, time that was wasted n so on.
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I find it wild how some women can orgasm while giving birth like what section of freak is that cuz pulling a tampon out sometimes mKe me wNna cry n y’all jus bussin on y’all Children’s heads omfg.
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I like Twitter we just scroll past each others breakdowns like I get it.
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once that pee pee touch me raw im tellin everybody we got a baby otw just leave me tf alone fr.
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my mom always liked to use the most random words on me when she snapped on me as a kid she’d b like you’re so lackadaisical n im there like that kinda sound fun.
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I be fucking lying when I say imma shut the fuck up cuz one thing about me I’m not.
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Mfs will have every failed situationship still in their lives when they in a relationship n not think that shit is insane.
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need my pussy sucked on til it shrivel up like yo fingers when in the water for too long.
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very important to always have a sense of self no matter how intertwined you become with someone/thing.
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talking to myself, affirming myself, comforting myself, listening to myself.
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If u da ugly one n u call me “twin” imma say “fraternal” immediately after dont fuckin play wit me.
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So now im sneaky cuz I sleep with my SIM card out my phone lmao ok you niggas call a bitch anything!.
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of course u love the ppl who don’t hold u accountable, what’s better than ppl who let you run from yourself too?.
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I’m forever falling in love, be it with a person, place, idea, my heart is ever expanding.
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stop trynna mold mfs when it’s ppl out here already built like dat.
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1time my mom told me to vacuum her room but i didn't want to so i just dragged my foot the opposite of the carpet to make it look like I did.
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And your strength is always measured by the amount of times you let people get over on you. You’re expected not to show weakness ever, you’re not allowed to be tired, you constantly have to wear a superwoman cape or sumn.
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Like y’all have no idea what it’s done to my mind and soul fr to always have to have my guard up, to constantly need to stand up and defend myself. like fuck do I ever get to experience the feeling of relaxation?.
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