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I’m Aaron Peña, I made a career out of hanging out in bars, vinyl appreciator, OG Spurs fan, and certified Tio. 👴🏽 🐓 IG- elgallonegro13
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When your cat is Mexican and from San Antonio, Tx.
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There ain’t enough babysitters in SA for this.
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Pho spots when it’s 40 degrees and rainy outside.
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The sexual tension between me and a three day depressive nap when I’ve got a ton of stuff to do.
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One time AB Quintanilla had someone who knows me text me and ask if we could have a table setup for him at Amor Eterno- It was a busy ass Saturday at like 11:30pm and I said no and he came in anyway, looked around all sad and left. SICO, BRO- YOU AIN’T BOBBY PULIDO. 😂
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500 likes and one box of unopened full size candy bars (chilled Reese’s, left in an Igloo ice chest, on my doorstep) and I’ll reopen The Spooky Box aka
@TheSqueezeboxSA
for ONE LAST PARTY on Halloween night… 👻
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Mexican people will take your deepest, darkest, and most visible insecurities and make it your nickname for the rest of your life.
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Friendly reminder: Drunk driving is an epidemic in San Antonio and people seemingly refuse to leave their cars in safe places or just not drive at all so please use ride share/ taxis/ or a DD this holiday so you can live to tell your glory stories.
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Trying to kill a 17 year old kid for eating a burger in a damn parking lot? The officer did not identify himself as law enforcement, did not state the reason why the kid is being detained- This is disgusting and sadly I’m not surprised.
VIDEO: Body cam video shows San Antonio Police officer James Brennand fire several shots at the 17-year-old suspect, who drove off while being asked to get out of the vehicle in the parking lot of a North Side McDonald's on Sunday night.
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I been gatekeeping this spot for months, but the owners told me they’re hurting for biz since taking over this location- It’s actually the nephew of the owner of Pho Kim Long and fam at this new location PHO BA 9 off Walzem and it’s TOO damn good! TWITTER, DO YOUR THING!
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7 years is a hell of run in this game- For everyone asking, it’s true-
@TheSqueezeboxSA
will close at the end of July. This last month of ragers will be in honor of the community who gave me some of the best years of my life. Love y’all, fr. ❤️🙏🏽
Thank you, SA. 🫡
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If Twitter dies tonight, I just want everyone to know that the prolonged construction on N. St. Mary’s is a deliberate ploy by the city/ developer $ to push out local small business operators and people of color from that area.
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Today is history for SA, I’m doing San Antonio shit all day- I’m starting my day with two weenies & eggs, I’m driving down Military windows down bumping freestyle, I’m starting a Cumbia circle at Handy Andy, I’m going to Market Square and starting a fight… GO SPURS GO!
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I want to make a documentary about why/ how every Sonic in San Antonio fell off so hard.
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Mexican dudes aren’t scared of shit besides doctors and commitment.
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Your baby’s father is at NIOSA COLLEGE NIGHT tonight and has never even picked up a
#2
pencil or a scantron.
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The San Antonio urge to be like “DAMN THAT’S ALL GACHO ROWDIES!” when things are only moderately to severely rowdy.
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Really stoked to FINALLY be able to share this news with y’all… See y’all VERY soon. 🫡
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Crazy that San Antonio had one of the best views in the land of the annular eclipse and also has the greatest 19 year old basketball player on planet Earth at the exact same fucking time.
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Amazing new progress happening on N. St. Mary’s.
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This homemade conchitas from my mom’s kitchen in the Southside of San Anto hit REAL hard on a rainy day… ❤️
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Mf’er lost his customer service voice and magically remembered he was Mexican as soon as he saw some mariscos. 😂
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Two of the hardest working fireworks in the game.
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Damn, The Navaira boys TORE up Poteet, TX and made their old man proud sounding like some straight 90’s Tejano Heat. 🤠
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With these fajita prices? In this economy? Free her.
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Imagine being super affluent/ privileged and still being this connected to reality and using your platform to speak on issues that really matter. Thank you, Coach. 🫡
Pop used final 10 minutes of his pre-game presser to slam “cowardly, oblivious legislators” for their inaction on gun control in wake of the mass shootings that have plagued America. Their inaction, he said, has contributed to making the U.S. the “laughingstock” of the world..
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Was having a lovely dinner at Thai Esan in SA last night when a man came in and said he was homeless and asked for some food- They sat him down, gave him water, packed him food, and it was a moment to see. Y’all run this up and go support them.
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It’s sad that you can almost count on that type of incident that happened at Market Square last night every year with this generation of Edgar fools who think the answer to everything is to pull out a gun- Really paints a negative light on the city and our people, smh.
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These comment sections love to point to the left/ right wing, but neglect to mention the main cause of failure- Predatory landlords who live off taking advantage of our excessive rent checks. SA culture is dying in real time to be replaced by big biz, welcome to Austin 2.0.
Why are many San Antonio restaurants closing down? We asked the Texas Restaurant Association to get some answers.
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The guy got blackout drunk, committed several crimes, pissed himself, and y’all are giving him a hero’s welcome? LOL THE PRIVILEGE... 😵💫
.
@district10perry
enters council chambers to applause from supporters as he greets the fellow council members who are about to decide whether to issue a vote of “no-confidence” on him and ask him to resign
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My Tio’s could’ve gotten the construction on St. Mary’s done in a month for two briskets and a 64 pack of Bud Select.
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Damn RIP to the legend Nacho Estrada… Maclovio has left the building… 🥺
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San Antonio bringing out the piece they used to kill Abraham Lincoln just to get that HEB gift card. 😂
San Antonio gun buyback is seeing an overwhelming response today.
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SAPD stopping by every bar on the strip to ask if we are going to be open this weekend?… 🤔 First of all, how did you get here in this construction? Second, go fight some crime, bro- Why don’t you arrest this wind because it’s cold as shit.
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BREAKING: This somehow gets worse by the hour and I’m going to document it daily until everyone goes out of business together. 🤝
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San Antonio really based their entire scientific benefit of getting vaccinated on being able to have Fiesta.
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I love you San Antonio, but there should be somewhere I can watch a cookin’ Jazz band right now… Like more than one place to be precise.
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Another day, another small business announces its closure just days into 2024- I’m telling y’all this shit is going to get real cookie cutter in SA real quick because the only places that will be able to withstand these rent prices/ inflation are chains… RIP SA culture.
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Hibachi Express off Nogalitos will be in the James Beard award conversation this year… They gently rocked my world with this beef/ shrimp combo, a 4pc. Spring roll, and a drink for just $16 before tip. The fact that you can get this in a drive thru should be celebrated. 🫡
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The Pearl every other day of the year that’s not Mexican Independence Day or Cinco De Mayo.
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Y’all got like two years tops to throw ass and have fun on The St. Mary’s Strip before it becomes Diet Pearl.
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Imagine getting stomped by a pair of these at Smoke BBQs “Pride of the Southside” over who won the Frontier Bowl in 2010.
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Every time you find a little random piece of lettuce in a bean and cheese, a mija gets her very first SHARM bracelet from James Avery.
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The face you make when you’re secretly trying to gentrify/ privatize the St. Mary’s Strip on behalf of your little Tier 1 Neighborhood bullshit, but the community who has existed for decades isn’t letting you.
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I shouldn’t have let that Tik Tok white dude with the Edgar haircut dancing to “Still Tippin’ upset me the way it did.
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So now at 9:20pm, after the town hall, more than half of the St. Mary’s Strip is having their water shut off due to a leak that construction crews created… We will lose on Saturday night revenue for my staff and biz because this council is having a tantrum.
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Hey
@SheaSerrano
, 7 years ago I opened a bar called
@TheSqueezeboxSA
and unfortunately this will be our last month open. We do one of the most necio parties called “The Fajita Lounge” and tonight may be our last one there- You should be our guest of honor.
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I have a lunch meeting at 1pm and I proposed Luby’s and everyone thought I was joking and now I’m pissed.
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Why the fuck do we (Mexicans) call dogs WOW WOWS lol
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Might buy like 500 Paletas from El Paraiso and give them away just to support them for being so classy about their tiny price increase.
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Every day I think to myself “This can’t get any worse” and every day, I am wrong. 🌚
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Being Mexican is just a lifetime of being roasted by your friends and family for trying to better yourself lmao
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I’m 36 today, here’s what I’ve learned:
Stretch everyday, no matter what. Eat a piece of fruit everyday, no matter what. Always keep your mouth shut, and never rat on your friends… Thx for all the well wishes, friends- Hope to see y’all at 6pm
@bargimmegimme
for a toast. 👴🏽
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San Antonio didn’t even wait for the “severe weather” to be like “NAH WE ARE CLOSED DUE TO SEVERE WEATHER”.
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I tweet for the real ones who know tortillas with butter to be a hood delicacy.
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White Russians and Moscow Mules are canceled until further notice.
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Can’t believe Yeezy is about to have y’all wearing these in the club.
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I gotta respect the flex of making a bar ages 25 and up to get in because y’all absolutely don’t know how to act.
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Having these in my possession currently has me in my Puro 210 feels. I haven’t felt like this since the 2014
@spurs
championship DVD dropped. 🥹
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One time during Comic Con everyone kept telling me that SpongeBob was at Squeezebox, I didn’t see him. Hours later Tom Kenny walks up to me behind the bar and says “Excuse me, is this music Cumbia?” I said yes, and he danced off into the distance-SpongeBob really was at my bar.
Tom Kenny when asked by someone on the spectrum if SpongeBob is autistic:
“Yes, of course he is! That’s his superpower, the same way it’s your superpower.”
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FUCK BREAKAWAY BREWING- I’m tired of these NIMBY (transplants) harassing my friends who are just trying to operate their coffee shop and make a living. Don’t support that brewery, they obviously don’t know how to be good neighbors or run a biz.
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This is the way mostly all of the people who organize and profit off Fiesta think/ act, but I’m all for calling out some blatant for profit racists and hitting em’ in the pockets. Twitter, do your thing. 🫡
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If I send you this “🌚” it means I spend most every night, beneath the light of a neon moon.
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Finally, some respect…
@amoreterno_sa
took Bar Of The Year… MEET US THERE TO CELEBRATE! ❤️🙏🏽
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Let’s see if My San Antonio runs a fucking article about this.
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I’ve been fielding interviews for two days about Sqz closing and each reporter has told me they’ve interviewed people who have told them about getting their start there like DJs, food trucks, and vendors and I am emotionally in shambles. 🥹
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I had to go to Stone Oak for an appt. today and I can’t believe y’all mf’ers thought living/ partying out there was a flex.
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In today’s rendition of “How can this shit get any worse?” There is now ZERO walkway or accessibility to El Buho and the rest of that block, rendering it almost totally impossible for customers to reach these businesses. 1/2
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Overdue N. St. Mary’s construction update: Today I was informed that we cannot even get our commercial trash cans emptied because the trucks cannot reach us- Also, week 2? (who even fucking knows anymore) without a sidewalk, and STILL no grant $.
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Tired of being constantly outdone by Smoke BBQ.
UPDATE: The owner of Smoke BBQ+SKYBAR was arrested overnight for allegedly refusing to pull his BMW over and assaulting a VIA Transit police officer, records with the Bexar County Jail show.
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Haven’t been tagging
@MarioBravo
@COSA_CD1
for solutions because why should I trust your willingness to represent us when your own hired staff sent me a “cease and desist” from their work email?
@COSAGOV
@Ron_Nirenberg
@ejwskk
@zacklyke
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You know it’s hard to gauge what ppl care about, but if you like that one street w/ all the bars and restaurants where ppl have been going to have fun for decades- The city and the D1 office are trying to make it so you can’t go down there at all.
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People who constantly bash on SA for “not having opportunities” in comparison to other major cities need to look in the mirror and realize that maybe your attitude just fucking sucks and no one wants to work with you- All my homies here are getting it.
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Mf’ers in San Antonio get 1900 followers and put “Public Figure” in their bios.
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Food pop ups in SA will be like: “Ya, we’re gonna sell this super obscure food no one gives a shit about and ur gonna love paying $16 for it, lmao”
*no one goes*
“THIS TOWN DOESN’T CARE ABOUT REAL FOOD, BACK WHEN I WENT TO LA ONCE…”
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The next 14 days in Mexican households are all about worshipping tamal culture… You got the regular pork, you got chicken, you got bean, and if you’re really lucky and Tejano as fuck, you got the ever elusive bean, cheese, and jalapeño tamales… 🫡
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I am opening a new bar in approximately 26 days.
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“Local man tries to fight gentrification and party with small businesses”.
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I’ll never hate on Fred’s, but in my hood this spot went triple platinum. IYKYK.
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✅ Spurs get the
#1
draft pick
✅ Amor Eterno wins Bar Of The Year
✅ Mario Bravo is unemployed
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I take it all back, we did everything he asked for, set him up super proper to propose, I played the physical vinyl of the song he wanted to hear after he asked, I bought him a cigar to congratulate him- He tipped my staff $10... Lol I hope you guys separate in a year.
Last night is like the millionth time someone has asked me to let them propose in one my bars that they met their significant other in that they now want to marry and it still gets me stoked- THIS IS WHO WE DO THIS SHIT FOR!
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I’m tired of gate keeping Chas Market & Kitchen- It’s literally the perfect date/ meeting spot. You can sit there and make Korean BBQ together on the tabletop, get a 40oz out the cooler, and get a pack of wraps and some detergent on your way out. 16/10 ⭐️
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Me last night at Sugars while my girl was having a girls night.
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Sad to see another SA spot (Vice Versa) shutter that has given space to creatives, artists, and creators. The reality is SA Is following Austin’s footsteps in making business unobtainable to locals- High ass rent prices are the norm now, more spots will continue to close soon.
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Fools come on this app and pretend to be from the hood, but have never copped a banana bread from these homies.
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You can dislike Fiesta and still love to show up and support the hustle of every person of color who waits all year to make their $ and sell their food, merch, art, or whatever. I’m always about supporting my people, fuck cultural appropriation.
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San Antonio people wake up and hate on shit like it’s an Olympic sport.
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