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Study $KANJI 📚 -LP funded by Shib Deployer 1 -Silent launch by @woof_decentra -Marketing Wallet >60ETH Maybe @ShytoshiKusama will join? 🫶🏼
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*brings phone to Apple Store to see why I'm not getting any texts*
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Sometimes I randomly transfer money into my Mom's bank account just cause she deserves it
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Iced caramel macchiato
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3 words better than "I love you"?
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2018 is gonna be everyone’s year cause 2016 and 2017 sucked and 3rd times a charm
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Being gay isn't someone's choice, shooting up a night club is. #PrayForOrlando
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When the whole squad is allergic to peanut butter
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so much fun at @khloekardashian baby shower! ♥️ and happy birthday my loves @ForeverKhadijah @ForeverMalika !!! @KylieJenner
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I got you fam
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If this 8.3 earthquake hits tonight tell my mom I love her and tell Laurence to drop my new music
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Young @AshleySmashlaay why you rappin so hard? *21 Savage voice*
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I need a relationship w a good flirt to roast ratio
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You think finals are stressful? Imagine being Santa right now
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If I send you pics to get your opinion before I post to Instagram then you're squad
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Losing a snap streak is so heartbreaking
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The smartest people I know aren't the ones w 4.0 GPAs
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Joe Biden memes > Harambe memes
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Play with her butt, not her feelings
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Going to fall in love w myself this year
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If only Chick Fil A had a dollar menu 🤔
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nothing I hate more than wasting a good outfit on an uneventful day
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new avi, who's this?
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You could spend $0 on me and I'd still be happy spending time w you
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I wish puppies were 7 for $27
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Shoutout to all the girls who don't have to put their nips on social media cause their personalities are enough
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I hope your free bathing suits are worth fucking up everyone's Instagram feeds
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Let @AshleySmashlaay bless the tour
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Who should come on tour with me next year my darlingz?
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I'm the type to stop for ice cream on the way to the gym and then forget about the gym
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Twitter needs an edit option so I don't have to delete tweets and then repost when my punctuation is off
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Christmas was such a vibe when I was little & now it’s just “tell me what you want and I’ll get it”
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This weather has me feeling cuddly
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Life is too short to be around anything you have to question
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know your worth and add tax to it
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It’s already October and 2017 came and left faster than your MCM
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To date me you need to love Disney but also be able to turn up to Gucci Mane
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You're the type I'd take to Sunday brunch
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Never cheated on someone, never will
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Kylie Jenner is about to sell you girls made in China clothing and use that money to buy real designer clothes for herself
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actually hanging out > facetime, texting, calling
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Nothing's sexier than a girl who likes Disney
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Always have my phone with me just in case nobody texts me
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Sober sex with real love and emotion
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What’s better drunk sex or high sex
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Sext: what do you want from Starbucks?
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My 5 friends are more loyal than your 50 friends
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You were cute until you ignored me
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No bae to spoil this Christmas but that’s ok cause more for me 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I wish plane tickets were $10
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After I post a snapchat story I check back a bunch of times to make sure all my favorite people saw it
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RIP to all the times I was supposed to hang with people this summer but never did
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Being funny makes you automatically more attractive
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if you lurk, you care.
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Hmu if you're not going to waste my time
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If you really wanted her you'd get her a Kylie lip kit
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Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real
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I'd block you but I want you to see how good my life is without you
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If your bf makes you cut guy friends out of your life, you should cut him out instead
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a lot of socks are single too so don't feel bad
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Why do I look so good in the mirror but so trash in my front camera
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Thinking a famous person followed you but it's just a fan page..
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I need $$$$$ not feelings
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Your MCM told you he would never do you like that, and then did you like that lol
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We all know a Hannah, we just don't always know who it is. Be nice to everyone
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ugly but I reply fast af
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I talk to like 1% of my contact list lol
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if I snap you pics of the ceiling and stuff around me it's because I'm ugly rn
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I hate when I'm putting on ripped jeans and my foot goes through one of the holes
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Cigarettes aren't cute
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Get you a girl who drinks Starbucks but isn't afraid to sass a barista if they don't make her coffee right
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Do Kylie and Kendall Jenner still celebrate Father's Day
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Respect women idc if they're a 2 or a 10
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Bad decisions make good stories though
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Happy #NationalGirlfriendDay to all the loyal girls out there
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Small boobs are sexy too
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It's 2016 and we still can't unsend text messages smh
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Lurking on your page to make sure you still aren't shit
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Your MCM replies “oh” after you pour out all your feelings to him
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PSA if you send someone a live photo they can hold it down and watch a video of you posing for that pic 😂😂
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Trying to make me jealous doesn't work if I don't care
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I wanna feel that type of love again but don't wanna hurt that type of hurt again
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Your WCW is a hoe with a bible verse in her bio
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French fries is the only thing that I like
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If you don't see my worth, I won't see your texts or calls
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If the Cubs lose the World Series it's because Hillary Clinton rigged it
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Who else didn't go to Coachella but wish they did
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I'm the ex your parents always ask about
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I spend more time looking for movies on Netflix than actually watching them
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Girl is that your highlight or are you just really sweaty??
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If I send you the same snap that's in my story it's to remind you I'm alive and you're not special
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Leave your ex in 2016
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Lipstick is too expensive for you girls to be kissing fuck boys with
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The worst part about losing a bestfriend is seeing a funny meme and not being able to share it w them
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I just wanna get hot cocoa and drive around looking at Christmas lights
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I have mixed feelings about 2016. It was really good but also really bad at the same time
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Needed to take a step back.. I was loving you more than I loved myself
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It said you were typing for 30 seconds.. I know "okay" wasn't the only thing you were going to say
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Be careful who you put effort into
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I'm gold, but I guess you prefer silver
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Beautiful face doesn't always mean beautiful human being
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In 2016 I lost a lot of friends, but I made even more new ones so it's all good
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Twitter would be so weird if old people started joining like they did on Facebook
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All I want is a Range Rover and some chicken nuggets rn
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Summer came early
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If you leave me on read don't expect a double text, but do expect to be replaced
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