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Now covering “Severance” season 2 on Apple TV+ with new episodes every Monday. Hosted by @WRBolen and @BarrettDudley. Presented by @BolenMedia.

Austin, TX
Joined April 2016
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On this week’s show, @WRBolen and @BarrettDudley discuss and review episode 2 of “Severance” season 2. #Severance . Watch on YouTube: Apple Podcasts: Listen on Spotify:
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May thy knife chip and shatter.
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Cancel Halloween. This guy already won.
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Whole world at 9:00 PM EST tonight.
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THIS IS THE LAST SUNDAY WITHOUT GAME OF THRONES BEFORE SIX STRAIGHT SUNDAYS WITH GAME OF THRONES PRAISE THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW
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Put him on the throne. #HouseoftheDragon
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Never go full Stannis.
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“Lady Stark!” chant breaks out at Champs Downtown in State College, PA for @SophieT.
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Ned is rolling in his fucking grave.
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Bran when nobody remembers to wheel him inside.
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When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf JUULs, but the pack survives.
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They don’t call her Courtside Khaleesi for nothing.
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I remember my first Red Wedding.
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Holy shit Arya’s kill count.
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@ClamsAndCockles
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We set out on this journey April 17, 2011. It ends tonight. Are you ready?
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We will never stop riding for him, because he never stopped riding for her.
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The Night King has incredible pocket presence. So calm. So cool. So collected.
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We weren’t.
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@GameOfThrones Season 8, Episode 4. I’m ready 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽.
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At least we can all agree the memes are still fantastic.
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Hold up, we dem boyz. Hold up, hold up, hold up, we makin' noise.
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Raise your glasses, or your lighters, in the air. To Ser Jorah Mormont, who died the way he lived: defending the queen he loved.
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Little Lady Mormont absolutely stunting in heaven.
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Count ‘em.
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Drogon's big moment is even better when accompanied by a banger.
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For real though. For real, for real.
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SUP MOTHERFUCKERS DID YOU MISS ME?
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Little Baby Yoda just wants to get crunk.
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The Queen in the North is high again. @SophieT
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Kathleen was 100% the president of her neighborhood HOA pre-outbreak.
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HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
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We have been sent this 10,000 times, and it is still as funny as the first time, so here it is. Laugh together. Enjoy this spicy meme.
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The end of our favorite buddy cop duo was bitter sweet.
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Ghost got pets and boops.
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Game of Thrones fans have become like opposing political parties, unable to find even a shred of middle ground or compromise in each other’s explanation for why last night was inexplicable or made perfect sense. It’s beautiful.
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IT’S TODAY IT’S TODAY IT’S TODAY IT’S APRIL 14 2019 WE MADE IT WE DID IT LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!
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Gods bless Sophie Turner. The old and the new. @sophiet
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“Fuck’s sake.” -King formerly known as Jon Snow
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“Promise me, Ned.”
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Jon Snow and Ygritte got married today.
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This will be our last Sunday without Game of Thrones.
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NOOOOO GOD MAKE IT STOP.
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Tres Winn
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What if Wight Hodor is leading the effort to get to Bran? #GameOfThrones #ForTheThrone
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Scale of 1-10 how fucking crazy do you expect tonight to get?
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But both me brothers were soldiers!
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Maybe this thing will have a happy ending after all.
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*chugs entire horn of ale*
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The #1 Game of Thrones podcast in the realm for people who party like Tyrion and slay like Daenerys (seasons 1-7).
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Whaaaaat?! Credit to /CleverD3vil on Reddit this is wild.
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Cersei maaaaay have woken the dragon last night.
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Good luck everyone. Hold your loved ones close. For tonight is dark and full of terrors.
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We have officially passed the 1,000 hotline call mark since the publication of yesterday’s podcast. Apparently, we didn’t account for an army of Dothraki, Unsullied, and two full-grown dragons.
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There’s already an Arya Stark celebration in lacrosse. The fever pitch has reached a fever pitch.
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8 years ago, the world lost James Gandolfini. His paradigm-shifting performance as Tony Soprano in HBO’s classic crime-drama “The Sopranos” changed the lives of millions.
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Aegon Targaryen, Sixth of His Name and Protector of the Realm almost lost a testicle to dragon riding.
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Hahahaha
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Kristen Bell’s incredible reaction to The Red Wedding as filmed by husband Dax Shepard.
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To the Mother of Dragons, and all the other moms out there — Happy Mother’s Day!
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$350,000 per episode. $2.8 million for the season. $31,818 for one eight-hour day. 15 years old. Millie Bobby Brown is not fucking around. #ST3
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Arya getting shoutouts from Drake now. Real recognize real.
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Bruh.
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@ClamsAndCockles @WRBolen @BarrettDudley can’t wait for the night king to resurrect the dead in the crypts where they’re hiding all the women and children.
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I’m not ready.
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Should make for a relaxing Sunday evening.
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They grow up so fast.
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“Fuck them kids!”
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Pour it up, Clam Fam. For the hour is nigh, and the night is dark and full of terrors.
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All of us tonight.
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Son of a bitch Bran better build Meera a statue. Maybe make her his queen.
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Too soon. Way too soon.
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GOT X GTA never ceases to amaze.
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@ClamsAndCockles
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Ole hatin’ ass worm man.
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“Arise, Brienne of Tarth, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
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@ClamsAndCockles
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This dude gets a new name and is suddenly too good for his dog. Unbelievable!
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Apologies to anyone who just spit coffee all over themselves.
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The best Bran meme yet.
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Life has gone anything but smoothly for Jon Snow.
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At least the memes are heating up.
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Cool map, Cersei.
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That didn’t go well.
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Last one last one I can’t breathe.
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Winter came and went, but the memes are forever.
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How? HOW SOPHIE?.
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The internet has broken society.
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Las Vegas has set the over/under on number of Lannister soldiers to perish as a result of Grey Worm going full John Wick in response to losing Missandei at 746.
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DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUUUUUUUUN
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Nothing fucks you harder than time.
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Tens of thousands might still be alive if they’d only heeded his warnings. RIP Master of Whisperers. #Justice4Varys
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It is fucking ON.
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Mathematics, the Achilles’ heel of Daenerys Targaryen.
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No meme has ever hit me harder. @TrevorDykstra
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“Captain or no captain, right now, we're just two assholes lost in the woods.”
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Maybe the greatest meme ever made. A true masterpiece. Can’t see it enough times.
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In preparation for the final season, we're considering doing a rewatch between seasons with a podcast for each episode. What say you?
@KrizenWave
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@ClamsAndCockles have you guys considered doing a Thrones rewatch after this season? I'd love to hear you guys' takes on the early stuff.
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Sam: “Well, at least I can go home now that my brother is lord.”. Jorah: “Khaleesi, please. This is so awkward. Lie.”
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It’s all fun and games until she testifies against you, fucks your dad, and you choke her to death.
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Prettyyy prettyyyy prettyyyy good.
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He died so you could enjoy your weekend so fucking enjoy it.
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This ain’t no weak ass Hand’s tourney for Ned Stark type shit. #HOTD #HouseoftheDragon
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Please stop calling the hotline and just yelling, “THE KING IN THE NOOOOOOORTH.”.
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Say what you will about the final season, but you can never say a bad word about this man. Congratulations to Peter Dinklage on his big Emmy win!
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Mah kween, I don’t wunt it. I nevah wunted it. *commence further brooding*
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