THIS. This is me. This is my life. #VetTechLife #VetTechWeek

HOWEVER… three sets of Christmas lights: two dead, one only lights up 1/3 of the way 🤬

And now the tree is decorated!

Ta da! Mission accomplished! And the best part is, I didn’t even hurt myself this time!

Marshall feels that I’ve got this, so he’s taking a nap

Marshall is already bored though.

More branches, more cock rings. We’re in the swing of it now.

Marshall is supervising

Looks like the cock ring works if you put it on after the branches

OMG IM SUCH AN IDIOT. I figured it out 🤦🏻‍♀️

The way the holes are set up, you can’t put 6 branches around the pole evenly!!! WTF?!?!?

All I know is if I put the cock ring on first, I can’t put the branches on after. It leaves me with limp branches.

Except now all I can think about is D standing for dick and the part is now and forever more: a cock ring

The only problem is I don’t understand the point of the D part.

Fuck the written instructions. I’m going IKEA style and following only the pictures. Wish me luck!

The written part of the instruction completely leaves out that you’re supposed to put these doohickeys between each of the B rods!

Also, the picture of rod B is misleading! The picture makes it look like the screwy part is way skinnier than the rod when in fact, it’s almost the same size! I was starting to think they’d sent me the wrong thing.

Wait a second… there’s two steps 1 and 2! The first two are pictures and the second two are written out but they are different! This is confusing…

Ok, first two steps done. Marshall approves of the work so far.

How is it that I can place a 26g catheter in a dying, dehydrated kitten but I can’t screw two pieces of metal together without my hands fumbling everything and dropping the screw???

I got ahead of myself and forgot to take a pic of all of the stuff! Well, here is is (minus the parts in my lap)