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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
When tha bartender breaks a glass...
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@Cian_Chaos
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3 years
Quitting my job to live off of the iPhone 13's I've won
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
8 months
And in a shock to absolutely no one, its now 2 apartments and on Airbnb
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
Landlord tried to increase my houses rent and exclude bills in a rent pressure zone. The seven of us living here raised it the RTB and got an eviction notice not two weeks later. She wants to "move a family member in" Retweeting when I see the house on daft at a higher rate
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@Cian_Chaos
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2 years
Landlord tried to increase my houses rent and exclude bills in a rent pressure zone. The seven of us living here raised it the RTB and got an eviction notice not two weeks later. She wants to "move a family member in" Retweeting when I see the house on daft at a higher rate
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
It's mad how decent lads don't get offended, but the sketchy ones start shouting about "not all men".
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
When ur dog sees another dog on the TV and thinks its real
@espnmma
ESPN MMA
3 years
Conor just staring Holloway down... 👀 #UFCVegas42 (via @TheNotoriousMMA )
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
My mams job sent her a deliberately suspicious email as a cyber security test. Not only did she open the link, but wondered why it wasnt working and tried opening it on EVERY personal and work device she owns 🥲
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I'm paying on average €50 a week in Dublin on parking and €60 a week on petrol, coming to a whopping €5720 a year just to GET to my bar job which pays less than 12k a year bc of reduced hours. And IM FORCED into this because there's no busses running late enough to get me home
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Hi, if an employer has you on minimum wage they deserve the minimum amount of work right back x
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
A girl on tinder just called it a pandemi lovato and I think I might marry her
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Can't believe this is the HSE guideline video for crèches when a child presents covid symptoms
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Don't roll your eyes when your mate "can't take a joke". Don't call someone "woke" when they bring up the subject. Don't victimise yourself when someone calls out shitty behaviour. Don't be the reason it happens again.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
8 months
@johnbyrne316 No one should be allowed to own multiple properties and call it a job.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
OK cool... im voting for Lidl in the next general election so
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Richard Chambers
3 years
Health Minister says the government will not be subsidising antigen tests because retailers have cut their prices themselves.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I asked a customer (on a date) how it was going and she was like "it's awful, he's a gaa lad but he's absolutely nothing like Paul Mescal" 😂
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Restaurants should have a "you've been a dickhead to the staff" tax they can just add to bills.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I shouldn't be posting this but I have no idea what else I can do? This is what I mean when I say it feels like they're waterboarding the working class
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
This is the country Fine Gael / Fianna fail has given us...
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Next time just use a slur it'd be more polite
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Fun fact, I met Catherine Tate and some (I assume) producers in a bar I used to work at and she told one of em to cop on after he was rude to me hahahaha
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Sinn fein is absolutely right about lack of accessibility of electric cars for lower income families. The government have just slapped a massive carbon tax on people who can't afford to upgrade their banger
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Lil Nasx sharing the photo we all had up in secondary school is the most 2020 thing to happen so far
@LilNasX
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my twitter following retweeting my tweets
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
The Hozier x Megan thee stallion collab be like.. Hozier: My lovers got humour 😔 Megan: and I be grindin at da funeral 😜
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Even in college he wasn't getting in on the first count hahaha
@LeoVaradkar
Leo Varadkar
4 years
Good luck to everyone getting CAO offers today. If you don't get your choices, don't worry. Life is full of opportunities - apprenticeship, work exp, gap year, repeat/take the exam in Nov. I got the course I wanted but only on re-check. Ended up with a v different career even so
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
After some research, I've found out that free range CHICKENS are afforded more rights than people living in direct provision. A thread...
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Do you romanticize the perceived "idea" of someone you barely know / haven't met yet, to the point of imagining ridiculously idyllic and intimate scenarios that will never happen or are you normal?
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Why do mothers feel the need to tell you what time it is when you're in bed. I know perfectly well its noon bro im depressed not stupid
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
As of today (after 10 months of living with my aunt and uncle) me and my family are no longer legally homeless 🥲 pogs in the chat bois
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
When you're kissing someone and you can feel their face move into a soft smile,,,,, I would like that feeling again please
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Absolutely gutted. 0 goth baddies under the tree. Fuckin fumin
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@Cian_Chaos
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4 years
I think I can speak for us all when I say...
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
@weeta_bitch RELEASE HIM
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Who is your most happy friend? Whos the mate thats always cheering people up? Do me a favour and check in on them. I had to say goodbye to one of those people today.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I really like this video I made today and I hope it will bring someone some kind of peace
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
@bxnedicte1 @KateyFitzsimon1 Ive lived in Dublin my entire life and ive never ONCE heard that word being used as anything other than a racist slur. Shes trying to save (appropriated) face
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Living in this country in your 20's (and not from money) feels like the government are constantly waterboarding you for simply existing and its so fucked that emigration is my only option rn.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
@DubCityCouncil Please, introduce more flexible hours or better yet, widespread 24 hour bus services that aren't limited to fri/sat. Making jobs in the city only accessible for those living (and paying astronomical amounts of rent) in the city is so unfair.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Shocked my "old fashioned" uncle today
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
One year self harm free canigetaHAIIYAAAHHHH
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
"as if you could out hun me"
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I am officially no longer underweight, yup eatin, fuck disorders 😊
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Omg its the Italian band from tha euro vision
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I just put my 12 grand degree into a moving box labeled "misc" and if that aint the funniest shit
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I love this country sometimes
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
In side all of us are two wolves, one is John and one is Edward,, and they are both jepic
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Whats so fucking sad rn is that we can't even rt people with incredibly important points because they've had to PRIVATE THEMSELVES because of some abhorantly disgusting men. Its mad seeing the "not all" men being quiet about this
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
Getting diagnosed with ADHD as an adult...
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Mam called my nail polish nice in passing (which is huge considering she didn't accept my sexuality for years) hell yeah 🥲
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Found this in the women's bathroom. Can't believes someone's IUD just fell out like that 😪
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
A sensible pair of slacks 🤝 rediculous ass
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
You come home and your ADHD riddled Pop-Punk house husband has learned how to make cookies wyd?
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
5 years
@Rubberbandits Working as barman for around 7 years (I'm 23), and I'm only now working in a bar that puts staff before customers, gives a fair wage, is flexible with hours, and doesn't hold it against you when you can't pick up a shift. The Black Sheep on Capel Street deserves major love.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Bisexual but feelin kinda crysexual
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
How do teachers not cop the lgbtq students in secondary school like dude just go to the ordinary level maths class they're right there
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
Trying to organise a night with your 20 something year old friends
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
My pic looking at me from inside my guitar
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
I'm moving to Dublin!! ☺️ ((I am about to be incomprehensibly poor, sucking the drippings from the ceiling, while working a "good" full time job))
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Wait so this pain is just.... life?
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Hello twitter I am not dead x
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
To the people who think this country isn't racist, this was painted all over temple bar last night.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
When you get to the "Wine, cheese, and nerdy board games" stage of your twenties your happiness just skyrockets >>>>
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Dm for me rates x
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
I was trying to make a fit but ended up looking like a gay fisherman
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
This woman is tweeting while literally giving birth, you worried about the wrong push notification rn queen <3
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Can yall be more specific when putting "🏳️‍🌈" in ya bios? I need to know whether or not I can imaginary marry you
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Ireland: *gets 2 good days of weather* Every radio dj: "I think its time for a bit of 'beautiful day' by U2"
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Bi adaptation of tinder fish pic
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
"NO MORE LOCKDOWNS" they shout,,,, creating more lockdowns
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Dude came up to pay with card and it didn't tap, and ON GOD I said "mad for inserting tonight aren't we mate" Lads dulux don't sell the color of red he went 😂
@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Please tell me I didn't just catch two cunts riding in the women's toilet. What the fuck is happening tonight
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Paul Mescal to play the Irish "Shhhpyyder mayn" (alternate universe) in the upcoming spiderman 3 movie
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Just ran 20 laps around the house to feel something and OOOH BOY THE THING IM FEELING IS PAIN
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
This is my magnum opus
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, She's got 37,927 tadpoles but a fish ain't one (hit me)
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Me and Mr Tayto here just applied for a masters gerrup
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Jasus would ye look at that
@HSELive
HSE Ireland
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To stop the spread of #COVID19 , limit your social interactions, wear face coverings in stores, enclosed spaces and when keeping 2 metres apart from others is difficult and keep washing those hands.  COVID-19 is still a problem, and we are all the answer.     #StaySafe #HoldFirm
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Karen's will go retail shopping with no mask on, get served by 20-somethings forced to work for minimum wage with skeleton staff, see a group of teens sitting in the park, and say "these kids have no cop on, that's why all the new cases are youths 😤"
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Still mad to me that there's a small child who just wanted to save the planet and there's troves of middle age men that for some reason want her dead???
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Sure Doja Cat is pretty cool, but have you seen,,, Doja Rat
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Put my lip ring back in after literally years and im kinda diggin it
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Saw "Fungi" trending again and it was about fucking mushrooms. I'm so tired of being let down. I'm just so fucking tired man
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
I'm not going to weigh in too heavily on #CannabisReformIreland but 😶 when I was admitted to a MH hospital for long unaddressed ptsd after a terrorist attack they threw me into the addiction course bc I used it to sleep.... then gave me 3 different types of sleep medication 🙃
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Practicing for when another American tries to come up to the bar
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Leaving my childhood home today, fuckin big sad my dudes
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Mom gave me her old hand knitted jumper she's had since she was my age. Its very cool and nice.
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
OK sure your car can pass the nct first time around but can it do this?
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Hands up if you were a "caffeine doesn't affect me" kid and was outed as a liar / attention seeker... when you just had undiagnosed ADHD
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Cian
4 years
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Got a temporary ban from posting on tiktok because someone reported me for nudity... I was shirtless im 28 degree weather, this is a joke
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Excuse the gremlin in the last photo but my tattoo is finished!! 😁
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
When ur ready to show the world ur style but the lego boy upstages you #LateLateToyShow
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
If you're angry at #golfgate you should be LIVID over this. Fuck the lot of em in jail
@Jimcorrsays
Jim Corr
4 years
Great turn out at the protest in Dublin 🇮🇪
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
I'm putting all my money on this hinge profile doing all the work for me
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Seriously debating keeping the moustache
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
This one dude from school of rock was the blueprint, also where the fuck can I get a top like that its dope
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
*muffled screaming*
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
3 years
Dressin through the depression actually
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Dungreez
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
2 years
Like seriously all of my friends are emigrating, there's nowhere affordable to live, our public transport is non existent, what the actual fuck is the point in being here anymore?
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@Cian_Chaos
Cian
4 years
Saw all that white so he did
@Independent_ie
Irish Independent
4 years
'I cried when I saw Late Late Toy Show set' - Ryan Tubridy
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