While in Paris today a young Journalist on internship mistakenly smashed her “Panasonic GH6” Camera worth over $2000 dollars while rushing to interview Burna Boy. The African giant noticed this and asked his accountant to give the Journalist some money to get a new Camera.❤️👏👏
•Stupid unfunny jokes.
•Silly choreographed scenes.
•Foolish narrative of an African mythical palace in a jungle of lions and elephants strolling around.
A total creative calamity.
If you ever saw Part1
Don’t watch Coming to America2.
It will damage your memory of the story.
Goodmorning my leader.
I'm stuck in Nigeria at the moment and I dont like it here.
Can you please send a team to extract me from this hell.
Thanks.
Signed
Chukwuma Abubakar
I'd like to reassure every citizen and resident of the UAE that our Country is infinitely able to supply everyone with all the food and medicine they could ever need. We are well prepared to face any challenge that arises.
But... but. What's the difference between the person that uses jazz to tie a husband and the lady that goes to a man of God with the picture of her preferred future husband?
This professor was caught Inflating figures for APC results. She was headed to lafia when we arrested her. This happened in Nassarawa state.
Nigerians are ready!
#NigeriaDecides2023
Lmao. I just remembered when a class in my dept gave themselves a week break. Locked their classroom and switched off their phones. It was just too funny seeing the lecturers perplexed.
If only people knew the amount of ideas that weren't successful with that guy. He's the most talented guy I've ever met and I just know he's getting started.
@chimereogonwoke
is HIM!
I’m just going to put my foot down and say this:
There’s not a single Creative from the South east better than Chimereogo Nwoke.
Whatever growth that would happen in any of the South Eastern states as long as ‘creative space’ is concerned need/has to go through him.
I apologize to anyone that I might have proposed any flirty notion or shown a bit of affection towards. I'm currently in love with someone and we plan to have kids. Henceforth, address me the same way you'll address a married man. Thank you.
Catholic priests have a long history of Standing for the truth and the people, They Hardly Compromise or stay silent in the face of injustice, from:
Bishop Desmond Tutu(though Anglican)
Bishop Matthew Kukah,
Cardinal Jamie Sin of the Philippines and now this Bishop Onah.👇🏼Etc.
JAY-Z did not learn how to write his rhymes without a pen or paper from Biggie, it's the other way round.
Big saw Jay to do it during "Brooklyn’s Finest" session & was mystified.
The Notorious BIG didn't record his part for the song until two months later.
Story by Clark kent
At the end of the elections, no matter who wins the election, we will all embrace each other whether APC, PDP, LP, SDP, NNPP, APGA...etc
We will then have retrospective thoughts that all our fights and arguments were for a better Nigeria.
This BVAS technology is still archaic & redundant when you compare it to the global level of technology today.
The current crop of leaders are useless dinosaurs who can't pioneer groundbreaking change.
If accreditation is digitized, why is voting itself not digitized too?🤔
You women are legit shocked that a married man can legit run and leave his wife for his mental health?
LMAO 😂
For better for worse has nothing to do with a living with a serial mad woman who stays nagging and complaining about everything with no iota of complimenting her man.
Brother I'm tired,, if i pick any candidate, I will become enemy because i don't pick the party you support... people just too useless about Elections in Nigeria, why are people voting if you want everyone to support only your party ? Make dem kuku anmouce your party as winner
"The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."
- Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC ( 3461 years ago).
"Never wound a snake; kill it." - Harriet Tubman. We successfully wounded the snake in the last election, it's time to kill it. Ndi Enugu, let's send PDP packing!
@0x
Lol. Ppl find it so easy to walk all over Christians sha by, e.g. wearing a crucifix upside down. Try a similar thing with Islam; you would have been long dead.
@ozzyetomi
Hmm I wasn’t outraged when I tweeted that. If it sounds shouty it’s because people are shouting over it. Anyway I haven’t done none of these, I only tried to imagine the newness of seing a penis in a changing room (not stall) without warning and felt some consideration