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@Chuka_emordi
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My twitter is just basically conversations with myself. Y'all are just spectators into my madness.
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My brother in Christ, you are the storm.
It's hard and frustrating but important we all stay together. At the end of a storm.....
#YNWA
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Imagine having beef with Villarreal
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You buy bread N500 on Monday, on Tuesday same bread come be N850, no be scary something be that?
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Real definition of "I will be there no matter what"
This election is serious because how can you come to polling unit with your drip kini?😂😂😂
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Them pay my sister bride price almost 300k, na 5k reach my momsy hand, elders share the rest, so na the misogyny ebele and uloma dey talk since be this 😭
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You go explain to Lewandowski on Wednesday.
Messi winning the Ballon d'Or this year is 'football justice' for Xavi 🏆
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I hope we Nigerians realize that we are living without human rights.
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Did you try finding a stable job?
I’ve had these pictures in my gallery for a while🤭
Beautiful couples on Twitter🥺❤️
A Thread
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Mane 100 PL goals without a single penalty, Ronaldo was never this good.
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Liverpool play man united on the 17th of December.
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E dey sweet to type, when you experience wickedness and stinginess on a personal level e go shock you.
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Was supposed to get a scan today but he dribbled the team's doctor.
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Your baby brother should get his bread up.
Having a bad morning, came in to my room to see that my baby brother had dropped this.
🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Man city lost to spurs twice, drew Liverpool twice, guess the only top 4 team they beat twice?
Fun fact: Liverpool have not beaten any top 4 team in the league this season.
Two draws against city
Two draws against Chelsea
One draw against Spurs.
Salah and co are just stat padding against small clubs like united and Arsenal.
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The male privilege no even reach my side and I dey fear to ask make them no send me go evil forest 😭😭😭
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No statistic is accurately reported here, so the average Nigerian has no idea the amount of trouble the country is in.
The poverty in this country is so underreported, Nigerians are poor poor .
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Trent's worst season, "the england right back that cannot defend"
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Onana might have conceded 3 goals today, but his passing accuracy reminds me of xavi.
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How person wan take cross this road? 😭😭😭
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Me when I finish eating at a restaurant and I see uloma the feminist is the manager:
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Btw the Zambia referee errors doesn't have anything to do with the quality of the Afcon competition, we've seen Mike Dean and Martin Atkinson do worse.
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Elders wey I never see for my life dey call my sister their pikin 😭
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Liverpool lost one game all season and didn't win the league, you thought it was a joke? 😂
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Thanks for the offer, but I'd have to decline, I already made plans with my Gf, we'll be going on a date later, I hope this rejection doesn't damage your confidence as you are also a strong and beautiful black woman, by the grace of God, you'll find your own man too, thanks.
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We need to dismantle this misogyny thing, assuming my momsy collect better money I for done see my share 😭
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Blud was so hungry, he ate 3 goals in the next game.
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I don't think I can ever stop hating man united, when they lose, I enjoy it for a few mins and start looking ahead to their next loss.
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@steve_rogersz
Women hate when men get over them, if you're not interested I'm allowed to walk away, you're no longer entitled to my time and effort ffs.
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@Laxix6
Clubs are having great rivalries with bayern, real Madrid, ac Milan, these ones are beefing young boys and villareal 😭
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Make this guy just stick to helping people, this music thing no dey work.
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Only that burna 23 song for twice as tall album better pass all the things she tell am.
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Chivita is
#700
btw, how is this different from a natural disaster?
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Compared to what?
LGBTQ
WAR
NATURAL DISASTERS
FEMINISM
MISOGYNY
LACK OF FAMILY VALUES
LACK OF CULTURE etc
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This is the game Kevin deflection has been waiting for all season.
🚨🚨| Arsenal vs Manchester City.
Title decider.
Wednesday 8pm.
You don’t want to miss it.
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Ratioed g.
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This was what Liverpool fans said, only for carvajal to bundle Luiz Diaz like a thief in the Ucl final 😂
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If I dey earn 11k as salary, I go use 10k play 5 odds, if e cut I go use the remaining 1k buy different types of poison.
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I'm already there.
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He lost possession a total of 15 times, was dribbled past again and had 0 shots on target, we move to match day 2 🙏
Enzo ferandez has lost possession 8 times and has been dribbled past once in the first half.
#Deepthoughtswiththedeep
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Man united want to win silverware on the day I was born? I'd rather return every single long life and prosperity message I've received today.
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@Tundeffs_
Did you watch the game yesterday? He was just running around doing nothing, few times he had the ball, he just launched it forward and gave Brighton back the possession
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What's funny is after all these touchline fighting, pep guardiola and man city will be 17 points clear of both teams by March.
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The levels Liverpool hit in that second half today, man united would've collected another 7.
7 goals to this team una, in a different world ten Hag would have learnt his first Chinese word by now
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Brighton still have something for us this weekend, will you be there?
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I did not collect the milo and milk on loan, I fit call am anything wey come my mind.
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Semedo when he gets home and realizes that liverpool won 4-0 again.
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By the time alien buys Sardine for N700, they'll go back to where they are coming from.
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You dey 100 level dey find man with generational wealth, this sapa dey hold all of us, better select 1k odds and put 100 naira.
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Jurgen klopp and Darwin Nunez, you've rocked my world 😂😂😂❤️
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Everton broke van dijk and thiago's leg, beat us at anfield for the first time in about two decades, only to end 10th 😂
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Man city could cut the arsenal lead to one point, Arsenal have to go to the Etihad, Play newcastle at St James park, then host frank lampard 3-5-2 and inshallah blues.
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When a group of women pass me around and i have to pretend not to be okay with it:
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It's because arsenal aren't in the mood to play football today, west ham would've been in trouble.
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Guardiola winning trophies left and right, tuchel winning trophies after 8 months in charge, Brendan Rodgers winning trophies with Leicester, meanwhile a certain manager is still developing the squad and finding the united way after spending more than 200m.
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Na musa wan lead una cross red sea? 😂
The best team in Africa plays today. Let’s teach these pharaohs a serious lesson.
#TeamNigeria
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Imagine two nigerian women go on a date, who go pay for the food like this?
I really want to ask women who date women if dating women is easy.
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Antonio was chatting shit all week only for matip to come out of retirement and handcuff him to a stripper pole.
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Rashford go drop disaster class come dey feed children wey no be him own, use am dey disguise.
#MUNCRY
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My followers never interact with my tweet finish, e come be flute, lol.
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If missb nasty follow me I go celebrate am sha, cause I'm one step closer to that onlyfans pum pum.
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Oloye after spending the day on the tl dragging men's rights with uloma and femco.
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Standards be doubling, hypo must crite, alaye must shalaye.
You people don’t know a lady moves on fast the moment her mind is made up.
No matter how much she loved you, if she sets her mind to let go, you’re a forgotten case and that’s why we give too many chances because once we let go, it’s gone for good.
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