Chuck Bass
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"2024 NFL Critic of the Year"- SkyMall Magazine. National Sr. Football Watcher (NSFW) @ThisGuySucksNFL . Organic, farm-to-table swearing
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Me at work knowing my top 3 star recruit is currently visiting Coastal Carolina.
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If you don't like Aaron Rodgers as a player, I get it.
If you don't like his politics, I get it.
But if don't like him as a person, I also get it.
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Kirk Cousins looks like every guy checking into a budget hotel before a 3 day musical festival
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“Let’s take a shot every time Tony Romo says “Jim!”
1 quarter into the game:
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The Jets are interesting because on one hand they have the best roster in the league and on the other hand they are the Jets
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Kliff Kingsbury reapplying to be the Cardinals head coach since no one else wants to coach Kyler Murray
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Trump vs Biden on Thursday is basically 2016 AFC South TNF game.
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If you didn't show up when we were 9-8, don't show up when we're again 9-8
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"Jerry Rice ran a 4.71"
Yeah he was playing in an era when defenders were smoking crack cocaine before games.
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Is Sam Darnold good? No
Is Sam Darnold fun? Also no
BUT....does he make sense for the Vikings? Absolutely not
Vikings expected to sign QB Sam Darnold to one-year, $10M deal.
(via
@RapSheet
,
@TomPelissero
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How about a Black Mirror episode where a guy drafts a sick fantasy team but the players never hit their projections
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The people who bought this need to be rounded up and put in camps.
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- WHOPPER WHOPPER
- WHOPPER WHOPPER
- JUNIOR DOUBLE
- TRIPLE WHOPPER
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When you're desperate for Kyler Murray to come back but you see an ad for Modern Warfare 3 coming out in November.
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Bijan Robinson owners when Tyler Allgeier come out for 1st and Goal.
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Chiefs skill position players:
RB
Clyde Edwards-Helaire
Jerick McKinnon
WR
Kadarius Toney
Skyy Moore
Marques Valdes-Scantling
Rashee Rice
TE
Noah Gray
No more excuses for Patrick Mahomes. If he can't get it done with this group, it's time to have a difficult conversation.
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The Titans offense is like microwaved french fries.
Tyler Boyd is signing with the
#Titans
, per source, on a one-year deal worth up to $4.5M
A reunion with Brian Callahan.
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I don’t understand why the Browns continue to give Nick Chubb so many touches when Kareem Hunt clearly is the one on my fantasy team
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Tinder but for guys who want to talk about bad NFL draft picks over lite beers.
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The
#4
Kicker in fantasy football just got released a week after going 4 for 4 on FGs
This is why we don't have them in leagues.
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If this were in a live game Kyle Pitts would be taking a huge load right to his chest.
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"Babe don't you wanna watch the NFL games?"
"Naa bae, it's Christmas. Let's just see what's on Netflix"
You can’t spell Netflix without “NFL”
Netflix will be the home to watch the NFL’s 2024 Christmas Day games LIVE!
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My lineup just went from:
Anthony Richardson
De'Von Achane
Justin Jefferson
to
Joshua Dobbs
Justice Hill
Jaxon-Smith Njigba
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If you get arrested for gambling, you should be able to go double or nothing
Twice the jail time for a chance to walk free.
Louisiana State Police are investigating a fraudulent online gambling account alleged to have been used by former LSU wide receiver Kayshon Boutte bet close to 9,000 times from 4/22 to 5/23, 17 of those bets were on NCAA football games, with at least six on LSU football.
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Brock Bowers was universally ranked as a top 3-5 prospect of the NFL draft but the Raiders are getting bad grades for taking him at......13.
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"Our star RB was dealing with a head issue so we played it safe all game until the very end when we ran him full speed into 6'5 350 pound Vita Vea"
VIDEO: We heard that Bijan Robinson wasn't feeling well.
He told us postgame he was dealing with a bad headache. Arthur Smith didn't want to test it. Said he was feeling it last night as well.
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Watching the draft chat roast a pick that you just got sniped on.
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Me getting ready to watch 16 NFL GMs prove I could do their job
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Was Aaron Donald ripping the crack pipe and then sacking Ron Jaworski and Randall Cunningham 4 times?
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I guess we'll all just dig our heads in the sand and pretend this isn't happening
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USC QB Caleb Williams has informed NFL teams interested in drafting him that he wants a special universal remote that enables him to control reality.
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Jalen Hurts to Saquon Barkley on the first day of practice.
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Jonathan Taylor and Derrick Henry
11 points
Zack Moss and Tyjae Spears
47 points
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@_MLFootball
@ZachGelb
@HuskerFootball
@lexiosborne
@bturner23
@AllChiefdUp
@BradHensonPro
@ChiefsCore
@chiefs_outsider
@chiefshive
@hbtCHIEFS
@ChiefsFocus
@JackMacCFB
Does that mean he has an annoying-ass brother too
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Biggest Busts for 2023 that had no major injuries ranked from most impact to least impact.
1. Austin Ekeler
2. Travis Kelce
3. Stefon Diggs
4. Patrick Mahomes
5. Tony Pollard
6. Jaylen Waddle
7. Najee Harris
8. Calvin Ridley
9. Dameon Pierce
10. Miles Sanders
11. Dalvin Cook
I've played Fantasy Football seriously for over two decades and I'm racking my brain trying to figure out if there's been a bigger BUST than Tony Pollard who ALSO did not bust due to injury.
Who we got??
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Kyle Shanahan and Brock Purdy when they are out of scripted plays
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Baker Mayfield is a walking advertisement for what moving to Florida does for your soul.
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"Why would Zach Wilson agree to be traded to the Broncos?"
Umm...hello:
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Only one man is dangerous enough to beat Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen
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I thought I loved fantasy football but I realized after yesterday that I just love drinking and being outrageously disappointed
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Anthony Richardson and Bijan Robinson will determine my tax bracket for 2023
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People are taking this the wrong way. I'm talking about him getting railed by the d
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They really faded Adonai Mitchell because he gets too hangry.
I love the NFL
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NFL analysts when they go 4 for 32 on first round draft picks.
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32+ year old WRs to post 1000 yard receiving seasons in the Cool Era
2019 Julian Edelman
2023 Adam Thielen
What do these 2 have in common?
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Y’all are out here paying bottle service prices for Calvin Ridley
Woof
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It's a great sign for Isiah Pacheco that the Chiefs tried everything they could to replace him this summer.
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Home leagues are the best because you scoop up amazing value, still miss the playoffs, and get roasted nonstop because it's supposed to be your "thing"
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Jahmyr Gibbs has scored 7, 8, and 9 points.
My advanced algorithm has predicted that the next logical conclusion is for him to score 10 points
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If Breece Hall keeps improving his game, one day he'll have a chance at cracking into that Devin Singletary tier of RBs
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Nicknaming Adam Thielen "Father" because he left after 6 weeks and never came back
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Terrific move by Houston to pair Joe Mixon with Dameon Pierce
Now if they can find an RB1, they should be quite formidable come August.
New Texans RB Joe Mixon now has signed a three-year, $27 million contract extension that includes $13 million guaranteed from Houston, per source.
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This is unbelievable. We started a 5 team/5 QB league this week with no bench
We jokingly decided to give QB tackles a 25 point bonus because it’s so rare
Matthew Stafford has one on opening night and scored 4 touchdowns worth of points
Fantasy football is peaking
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I did over 1000 drafts this year including bestball, redraft, dynasty, and mocks. Here's what I learned:
Divorce is expensive.
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Fantasy football analysts in one month after promising to help win you your league.
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The judges have ruled that if you were given this as a gift as a child, you might be entitled to financial compensation
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You know who is always really good?
The 2nd QB taken in the draft
*cough CJ Stroud cough*
2022 Desmond Ridder
2021 Zach Wilson
2020 Tua Tagovailoa
2019 Daniel Jones
2018 Sam Darnold
2016 Carson Wentz
2015 Marcus Mariota
2014 Johnny Manziel
2013 Geno Smith
2012 Robert
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Tyjae Spears getting ready to average 10 PPG with Derrick Henry gone and finish as the RB5 overall
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Nick Mullens catapulted George Kittle to break the single season receiving yards record for a TE in 2018
TJ Hockenson owners just won their league
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"I can't believe y'all let me draft this team"
- Guy who always drafts the worst team.
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Breece Hall managers watching Zach Wilson check the ball down to Michael Carter 6 times in the last drive.
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I speak for all Atlanta Falcons fans when I say we want Mac Jones
Trade for Mac Jones!
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Elijah Mitchell does nothing for 2 years then randomly vultures a touchdown from Christian McCaffrey in the championship game.
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What NFL player would have had a successful career if he didn’t suck?
I’ll start:
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Lamar Jackson - 5258 rush yards
Saquon Barkley - 5251 rush yards
Both drafted in 2018
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The NFL cannot allow the Cincinatti Bengals to continue to lie about the injury status of its players if they are going to be a partner with the gambling and fantasy community
Joe Mixon, Tee Higgins, Shane Falco. How much longer will this go on?
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A nervous sign for NFL teams to see Stetson Bennett immediately look to scramble even with a clean pocket. You gotta think Trey Lance gets out of that.
Mel Kiper Jr. likely to bump him down the big board.
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I’m gonna miss Tom Wambsgans
He’s been my TV best friend for 5 years, and I knew it the second I saw this clip
Glad he got the ending he deserved
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When you thought your fantasy football trophy shelf fell but it was just your wife falling down the stairs
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If Bijan Robinson and Kyle Pitts are not top 5 at their positions in volume, it’s time to strip the Falcons of their franchise rights and relocate the team to Myrtle Beach
Open to team name suggestions
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David Tepper after hiring the wrong coach, drafting the wrong QB, trading away the wrong WR, and accepting the wrong Brian Burns deal:
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We had video evidence of Alvin Kamara playing Dance Dance Revolution with a dude's skull and he got suspended for 3 games.
Rashee Rice at worst might just have to go on The View
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"A lot of people are saying we don't have a shot this year. But did Thomas Crooks have a shot?"
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Waiting 6 weeks for De'Von Achane to immediately exit the game with a knee injury
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My dog when I pour the same food in his bowl every day for 10 years
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