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@ChristophersZen

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@ChristophersZen
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Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
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“Pissed off the wrong fanbase” The fanbase:
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@ClemsonBaseball
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Florida wins 11-10.
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U ever wasted 3 years of ur life with someone
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BREAKING | North Korea will soon be making an important announcement.
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A position coach leaves to upgrade to a coordinator and that is somehow Billy’s fault? Some of y’all are really weird.
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Only time Mike White beat Florida is when he coached at Florida.
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8 months
“Fix the football program fire everybody” UF: “What do you think of these paint samples”
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10 months
Side shoulder move. Open palm. Tight elbow. No eye contact. We’re clear.
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@RealSihleIV
S I H L E T H E P L U G
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Name this Trio
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8 months
This Louisville QB might be installing flooring with me next week.
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8 months
Zero quit. Don’t know how you can’t respect that.
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9 months
I’ve been a Florida Gator longer than most of you folks have been alive. Not one of you MF’rs are going to tell me how I should be a fan.
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A QB people wanted in Gainesville just went to Texas St. This is why y’all don’t have jobs coaching and evaluating talent.
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@delatorre
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Graham Mertz. Pump fake. Soul snatcher. Jordan Logo? (📸: @MattPPhoto )
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When the white girl does it vs When the black girl does it
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@UinMiami
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FUCK THE GATORS.
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8 months
No better tears today than Kannell tears.
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11 months
Odom runs like he’s got a fake leg.
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Kiffin wants to be the HC at Florida so bad and he knows he never will.
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Billy Napes will either be successful here or we’re looking for another coach in 2-3 years. Neither scenario is within my control so I don’t worry about it. Still buying hats either way.
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@JimmyPatronis
Jimmy Patronis
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Shameful decision by the @CFBPlayoff Committee. I DEMAND a full explanation. 👇
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@FLRecruits
Florida Recruiting
11 months
Guess this Gator 👀 Will post the answer in the replies later today, good luck 🐊
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Get McCall’s remedial ass on the phone and see if he passed that basic math course yet.
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I’m a fan of the University of Florida. Not a particular coach or a particular player.
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People have arguments over blue or orange endzones when this is the best the old girl has ever looked.
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@JamesLucasIT
James Lucas
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What is the most beautiful country on Earth?
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College football isn’t better when FSU and Miami are good. Fuck them teams. Quit the shit.
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Me destroying On3 even though Nick is still employed there…
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Not a single Nole drafted yet?
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@PSS_941
Perry
11 months
"Swamp Kings" was nothing short of spectacular. While we're at it, let's go ahead and green-light "The OTHER Swamp Kings" 😉 @netflix
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Hall of Famer in my book. I don’t care what anyone says.
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#3 barked at a police dog. That’s all I need to know.
@popularloner91
Just Me 🤷🏾‍♂️
1 year
🤔 who y'all going with
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2 months
Because he’s following the plan that everyone’s on board with and his job is not currently in jeopardy. It’s really that simple.
@JesseReSimonton
Jesse Simonton
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Billy Napier is 11-14 at Florida and is being sued by former Gators signee Jaden Rashada. Yet entering a pivotal Year 3, UF's embattled head coach talked and walked like a man unfazed. “There’s a difference between outside narrative and what people experience when they come to
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The more the On3 leaders speak, the worse they make themselves look. I’m here for it. Keep talking.
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7 months
If the HBC is cool with Billy, so am I.
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Can we carry some of these runs over to tomorrow like PTO.
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11 months
18 years together last week and 12 years of marriage today. She is the one. She always will be.
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Me ignoring the FSU comments…
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People are worried about some Big 3 Florida bullshit while teams competing for actual championships are so far ahead of us that we can’t even see the taillights.
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All these people couldn’t breathe in masks for ten seconds four years ago but they can march all day with them on….
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Jackson Rising
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White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
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5 months
Napier isn’t getting fired in ‘24. I don’t know where people are finding $60+ million for buyouts and new staff. Good luck.
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9 months
They shouldn’t have given me AI…
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5 months
A Gator Hero
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8 months
Fuck Missouri. Fuck Columbia. Fuck that damn arch. Fuck Nelly. Fuck thurr. Show Me State? Fuck that too. Go Gators.
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8 months
FSU has definitely had a better season than I expected but all that shit comes to an end in two weeks.
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If you believe ‘13 FSU beats ‘08 Florida, I just have to assume you were dropped on your head as a child so often that you’re still concussed as an adult.
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@NoogaBammer
Cody Raulston 🐘
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“How loyal are you?”
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Random take just because: Ja'Keem Jackson will get a brick before he leaves Florida
@157Gale
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A random take from the spring game: TJ Searcy is going to be a problem
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The difference is I won’t say anything about Napier or Stricklin that I don’t believe in their abilities. Doesn’t matter. I don’t believe in the university to be all in on football anymore. That’s just the truth. It’s happening and been happening whether you believe me or not.
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If we had just an average defense…
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College Football Report
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Florida’s offense in 2020 was special
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The day after
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Just Me 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Gator twitter when billy get a OC 🤣
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Fuck a Maybach. Where are my commits.
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@DarrenHeitner
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Florida @coach_bnapier and his staff are absolutely crushing recruiting for 2024. #GoGators
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This is who people listen to for football knowledge.
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Gators media team is truly elite with the content.
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@novy_williams
Eben Novy-Williams
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NEWS: The @Seminoles are looking to raise $327 million from a new series of bonds, backed by athletics revenue, as school administrators publicly worry about falling behind financially. Here's a quick @Sportico breakdown 👇 Plus a 🧵 on the details.
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Let’s cook
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DeVonta Smith weighed 168 at 6’1” and it didn’t seem to be an issue.
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Down 25lbs in three weeks. Solid health check today. We’re rolling now.
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I’m so happy this happened to FSU. I could not have asked for a better Saturday
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8 months
Tweeting at recruits/players is the dumbest thing. Go sit the fuck down.
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I’m convinced people are paying attention to Utah today just to stay mad at a game ten days ago.
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This place will be fun when we beat McNeese St 38-16
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As another season of Florida Gators football approaches, our Ricky has been a fixture at practice helping the team focus on this 2023 season. Ricky loves his Gators and will do whatever it takes to help them win. He’s geared up for Utah. Go Gators, Ricky. #RickyOnCampus
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That shit makes me so mad. Like if you’re not gonna hit me back then take that Gator stuff off.
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the rare occasion you see another gator fan on the street in chicago and the MFer doesn’t say “go gators” back..
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End of story
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@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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Does humanity have any greater architectural legacy than the Gothic cathedrals of Europe?
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Nick in Italy watching this On3 nonsense…
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We had auto shop, metal shop, wood shop & mechanics shop in high school. They don’t do that anymore?
@NewEmergingKing
King Randall, I.
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Great brake repair workshop last night. Had them show me how to it on the other side and it went fantastic 👍🏿🔥 @TheXforBoys
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I don’t have anything to sell or promote to you good people. Just be kind and compassionate to people & animals and call your mom more often.
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11 months
After that Swamp Kings series and now year two for Billy. He’s gonna get roughed up with some fans if he doesn’t win big because they can’t help comparing things from two decades ago.
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Who’s going to be the first idiot to ask why Max Brown hasn’t been starting this whole time.
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The level of hatred & jealousy it takes to hate on a kid getting a better place for his mom to live is unfathomable to me.
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Do people understand how dumb they look arguing the WR position with Quez
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He’ll be here for a while and probably get an extension next spring. Everybody involved understands this is a long-term process.
@JBudDavis
Bud Davis
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Some thoughts on Napier & UF ▫️Very happy w/ @Fl_Victorious ▫️Optimistic for '24 recruiting ▫️Concerned for '23 season ▫️IMO Napier/UF trending to title-contender in 2-3 yrs ▫️Does he get fired before that? Short term may be rough ▫️How patient are big money boosters & Ath Dept?
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Gotta get ready for the Texas & Oklahoma fanbases to swing by Gator Twitter.
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Whatever we do as a fanbase can we not compare Wilson to Harvin for the love of god.
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@JustMemesMore
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗘𝗖: ɪᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ 𝕏
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"At Georgia WE do the hunting!" Where my hunters at?? #GoDawgs 🦌🎯
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The smile of a man that is not in fear of losing his job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck yo hotseat, bih.
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7 months
FSU would be losing 38-6 against either of these teams. Quit the shit.
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Are you this stupid regularly or is this a special occasion.
@maskoff247
Maskoff247
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@Gator2526 Florida’s best QB in the past 15 years have 5’9 guy.
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People are arguing with an actual bridge engineer. We have failed these idiot children.
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Do not care. I’ll vote for a package of Twinkies before that orange fucknut
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11 months
4 possessions. 4 touchdowns. Don’t know what else you can do.
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Can we just get to the Gators documentary, please.
@netflix
Netflix
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UNTOLD: Jake Paul the Problem Child premieres in 6 hours!
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Double Fries. No Rhythm.
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Don Salmon
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Tallahassee Florida. White nationalist and white supremacist gang members are gearing up for race war.
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Fucknut blocked me
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11 months
24 hours to go…
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That UGA stuff is absolutely terrible and I don’t know how you make fun of it or justify it in any capacity. Especially if you have important women or daughters in your life. That could be them. That’s why I don’t get down with the rapey type tweets.
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If you trolled people in July and can’t take the fallout in December then maybe this isn’t the place for you.
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After the FSU game might be a good time to take an extended holiday social media break because it’s gonna be a shitshow around here.
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Before & After
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2 months
When your baseball team is one game over .500 and makes a tournament but their football goes undefeated, gets left out and gets murked by 60 in a meaningless bowl game…
@slightwork352
Vlad
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It’s some salty ass fanbases out there that Florida made the postseason
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