Christians say the darndest things
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screenshots and reposts of the stupid things Christians say online.
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Of all the Christian things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.
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Jesus, Jenny, switch to decaf for a bit.
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When is this Jesus fellow planning to publish his research?
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Lying in the name of God is still lying. "Thou shall not bear false witness. "
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I have yet to meet someone who denies evolution and demonstrates an understanding of it.
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What charming morality this individual has.
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Or you know. the power of landfall? 🤣🤣🤣
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So you hate atheists because you're stupid. Good to know.
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So, if you have a heart attack, remind everyone to take you to a church instead of a hospital.
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Your god is vile, and the furthest thing from good
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Credible historical evidence. Also, no one claims Darwin had magic powers. That's the difference.
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As an atheist I can answer this. no, I'm not a satanist.
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#LosAngelesFire .This is why people like this will never believe in climate change. They think every natural disaster is the apocalypse.
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Don't tempt me with a good time
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Atheists aren't capable of good deeds without the devil using them to try and possess a Christian???
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Apparently, you are not familiar with how trials work. If atheism is on trial, then it's the prosecution, you/theism, that has the burden to prove the claim.
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Jesus isn't eligible to run. He wasn't born in the US.
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Please keep your religion at home.
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I was both spanked and forced to go to church. You were saying?
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This is news??? 'Openly Christian' as if it isn't the most popular religion in the nation.
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Sorry, but the idea of spending eternity with people like you doesn't seem like much of a reward to me
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When you say things like "Autism isn't real and the kids just have demons" you kind of have to expect it.
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Suddenly I have the urge to stop believing in capital letters.
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My entire life, I have heard Christian fucks claim "so much evidence", "Evidence all around us," "Irrefutable evidence" then those dumbasses whip out a fucking BIBLE. That's not evidence. It's the baseless claim
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God can’t stop a school shooting but can influence the outcome of a game. He sure is great.
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So human beings aren't animals? It's sad that stupidity isn't painful.
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A couple of margaritas have the same effect.
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I'm certain this study never happened. If it did, the results are definitely forged.
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7 in a year???? Are you sure God isn't trying to kill you?
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Most Atheists would return the greeting. I feel like this is made up.
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The amount of indoctrination here is almost pitiful.
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I would have lots of questions. Most of them would start with a word: WHY?
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Why can’t God eliminate Satan? An omnipotent god would be able to do that. An omniscient god would know how to do it. An omnibenevolent god would do it for our sake.
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Your obsession with other peoples genitals is disturbing. You might want to seek psychological help for that.
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He means "catholicism," right???
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You do risk everything if the God(s) that exists isn’t the same as the one you believe in.
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No one told me I could do this as a career
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I think the doctors and nurses had quite a bit to do with it!
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This shit right here makes me wonder how this become the dominant religion on the planet for 1000 years.
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And not one single firsthand account of Jesus was written and recorded
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Actually. I'd criticize Islam too. but in America for the most part they leave us alone and don't "say the darndest things"
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Why didn't God just remove the devil from earth, then? Or better yet. never create him in the first place?
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Don't tempt me with a good time
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What the fuck is wrong with this cretin????.
Under Atheism, child molestation is morally equivalent to mowing your lawn.
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It's almost as if the bible was written by men in a time when women had no rights are were viewed as 2nd or 3rd or even 10th class citizens. 🤔
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I don't. I have seen no evidence of a seperate soul. All the evidence I know of indicates that consciousness is something the brain does, not something separate, and thus nothing survives death.
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Strangely, I don't believe you. I think you are telling a story to persuade. The story is flawed. If Do you need a fictitious savior in order to be kind? Your problem isn't religion. It's morality. Most of us do good things for others out of a moral sense of humanity.
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He could at least buy me dinner first
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I doubt she has ever been to medical school.
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What does music have to do with god?
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Saying that nothing produced everything is one of the more silly ideas I hear from biblical creationists. Atheism doesn't claim this.
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I knew god was too busy watching sports to care about all the children that were starving. That makes so much sense.
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Dude, if you're gay just say it brother. I swear to your god I wont judge you.
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I am certain they’ll be relieved to be disassociated with you as well.
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I'd like to see the data on that
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I don't think they know what they're saying.
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It’s not a lack of belief. it’s a conclusion. A conclusion that has been drawn based on the lack of good evidence to support the claim that god(s) exist.
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When you have bones from god in every museum of every major city on the planet, we can talk about it.
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Then God is like an abusive ex boyfriend that violates his restraining order.#LosAngelesFire
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Don't tell me. you came up with that all by yourself? Blaise Pascal would sue you if he were alive still.
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Meanwhile the number of atheists is greater than ever before in history and still growing. People are seeing the light, and it's within themselves and not in the heavens.
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Religion should never be taught in schools. Children should be taught how to think. It's time to end the indoctrination of young minds. If they want to worship one of the 1000s of deity's to choose from, then let them choose themselves. Instead of forcing your beliefs on them.
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Look at all these miserable & angry people that follow me 🤣🤣🤣.Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb (a very short one) and say that this chick is lying through her teeth. I guarantee she was never an actual atheist.
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First off, atheism is not a religion so we’re not “believers” 😂. Second, if you HAVE to have a religion to make you not act shitty, you should REALLY consider where your morality lies
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So the stupid christian is actively trying to suppress the intelligent atheist by pure strength size and force? Yeah, this checks out.
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I think that was a fair question
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Looks like he breaks chairs. Gluttony is also a sin, Foskey
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Understand the burden of proof and try again.
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Actually, when I left Christianity, I expected the bottom thing thanks to decades of brainwashing. Yet I’ve only ever experienced the top thing since leaving. I'm actually happier now than I've been in my life and I truly feel the freedom that Christianity falsely promised
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That's not how evolution works, Timothy. I wish your spelling and grammar would evolve, though.
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The public school system has failed them so much.
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I'm sure Jesus is disappointed in you.
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An example of these "vital facts" would be greatly appreciated.
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“Based on a true story that hasn’t happened yet.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I don't know who Andrew Tate is and I don't care. Just a post like this is enough for me not to give a shit.
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I'm shocked that they can spell Science backwards but can't spell "Satan"
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Girl rabbits DON'T lay eggs either you goddamned, backwoods, 4th grade dropout charlatan.
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I'd like the see the marriage certificate of Adam and Eve all the way to the days of Moses and his law.
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After watching this, I feel like it's time to update the definition of the word 'cringe'.
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I don't like her or her music, but I'm fairly sure she's not casting spells on football fans. Gtfo
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I'm sorry. But to anyone outside of the Catholic Church, this just looks like a cult. yes, I'm aware it is. But look.
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You know witchcraft isn’t real… right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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And this is only one reason why I want nothing to do with Christianity.
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The between species are walking around yelling “Praise Jesus”
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I almost feel like they're making it up as they go along
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You don't realize how secular the constitution is, do you?
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