What does it mean when winter comes this early? Will spring come in February now? Somebody give me some good news — make something up if you have to, I don’t care. This could be the season the breaks this old man’s spirit.
#ChicagoFire
#LoveToBeSidelinedByAnInjuryRightNow
That mean, cranky neighbor lady is my old acting teacher, boss and mentor.
Ms. Jane Brody — the reason I’m in this business.
Not even kidding.
#ChicagoFire
Congratulations and best of luck to my Chicago Fire family, on tonight’s Season 12 Premiere!
Thank you all for 11 spectacular years!
Just know I’ll be watching over y’all tonight,
from up here on this cold-ass roof.
TRUCK UP!
#ChicagoFire
#TruckUP
Happy birthday my friend, my collaborator, my sister, my lieutenant, my Goddess of Chaos & Harmony. Glad you got to spend some time with Luna, the Dog By Which I Measure All other Dogs.
I love you, Kid Mayhem. Thanks for the infinite bounty you bring to the table.
@msmayoalldayo
If you don’t watch
#ChicagoFire
tonight, then you are going to be completely lost in tomorrow’s conversation ‘round the water cooler in my kitchen. Fair warning.
A last-minute-before-it’s-too late Happy Birthday to my buddy
@DavidEigenberg
. He gets a little dimmer and a little more adorable every year, so so far it’s working out.
Hope you had a great day. Love you, brother.
#ChicagoFire
Tony and my girl Luna cordially invite you to watch
#ChicagoFire
tonight.
“Chicago Fire: The Only Fire Show That Matters”
— Christian Stolte, (who sometimes reads) The New York Times
My lovely TV wife gets BLOWN UP tonight on Chicago PD, and if you think I’m just going to sit back and watch that happen, well then, you must’ve read the script.
#ChicagoFire
Tonight’s episode of Chicago Fire was one of my favorites to work on, primarily because it features more-than-the-usual-quantity of “me”. I hope you enjoy it, but in order to do so you will first have to watch it, so I hope you watch it.
#ChicagoFire
TONIGHT ON NBC! OUR 200th EPISODE highlights the controversial Chicago practice of “car-stacking”, and the scofflaws who take “dibs” to the next level! (LITERALLY! HA! Good one, Chris!)
Plus other stuff!
OUR 10th SEASON!
OUR 200th EPISODE!
CHICAGO FIRE!
#ChicagoFire
ME (Crawls out of Twitter-hole, dusts himself off.):
Hey! TONIGHT ON NBC! CHICAGO FIRE’S 200th episode!
YEEE-HAW!
@lawandordertv
: Wonderful! Yes, we’ll be airing our 500th EPISODE tomorrow night, so… congratulations!
ME: (Re-applies dust to self, slinks back into hole.)
Why is this man wearing a suit to drive a fire truck?
If you’re like me, your need to know the answer to this question will nag you to your grave… UNLESS!
— Unless you watch Chicago Fire tonight on NBC at 8 PM central!
#ChicagoFire
#OneChicago
I’d like to thank the producers of Chicago Fire for bringing in yet another Perfect Specimen of Alpha Manhood to juxtapose with Me in photographs.
ALSO: TONIGHT — An All-New Episode of Chicago Fire!
#ChicagoFire
#OneChicago
@LocktDown
This is to help support the family that Dushon Brown left behind.
We are heartbroken at the loss of our dear friend.
A part of the Chicago Fire family, always.
Rest In Peace, my lovely.
#ChicagoFire
Sure,
#ChicagoFire
is about to begin its 8th SEASON, but more important than that,
IT’S JOE MINOSO’S BIRTHDAY! So slap some flapjacks on your head and celebrate one of the funniest, most talented, biggest-hearted people I know.
@DaMinoshow
20 years from now that kid with Severide is going to show up as 51’s new candidate.
And Mouch will STILL BE THERE!
And he STILL WILL NOT HAVE MADE LIEUTENANT!
#ChicagoFire
#OneChicago
Believe me when I tell you, there is a whole lot of Chicago gracing the airwaves tonight.
NBC TONIGHT!
Chicago Med 7PM Central
Chicago Fire 8PM Central
Chicago PD 9PM Central
#OneChicago
#ChicagoFire
Please enjoy tonight’s episode of
#ChicagoFire
, written by Matt Whitney, directed by Brenna Malloy. Many people devoted many hours of their lives to the strenuous work of producing this episode, so that you may relax and enjoy it in the comfort of your home, and also for money.
Wedge you be interested in watching Chicago Fire tonight?
I’m not cribbing around, it Audi be a good one!
(Flames photoshopped for dramatic effect.)
#ChicagoFire
#OneChicago
Tune in tonight (if you are so inclined), and I can guarantee (with certain caveats) that your viewing experience will be a rewarding one (If you are predisposed to enjoying this type of show).
#ChicagoFire
I’m perfectly comfortable posting this image to promote tonight’s episode of Chicago Fire, because I know none of my Twitter followers is the type to make a lazy, distasteful joke involving the episode’s title, like some snickering middle-school innuendo-holic.
#ChicagoFire
Tonight’s episode of
#ChicagoFire
will be a memorable one.
If you don’t watch it, you’re definitely not going to see it.
Put down your stupid TikTok and watch some goddamn drama.
And as always, I thank you for your time.
Number of viewers who complained that last night’s
#ChicagoFire
didn’t spend nearly enough time on the wedding:
16, 452
Number of those viewers who were male:
0
Tune in TONIGHT to see Firehouse 51 rescue EVERYONE IN CHICAGO, using only loose change and soundwaves.
Thanks to Ashley Cooper for her tense and innovative script,
& thanks to our stalwart director Matt Earl Beasley for his inspiring execution.
@beesley_matte
#ChicagoFire
Hey, if you happen to notice a particularly Mouchy-looking nurse on tonight’s episode of
#ChicagoMed
, there’s a very good chance it’s my DAUGHTER!
#NurseMaggie
#ChicagoFire
@realDonaldTrump
Quick question, you sensitive little hothouse flower - by what authority do you declare what is or isn’t “funny”? You’ve firmly established yourself as someone who never gets the joke.
If humor infuriates you so much, stop being such an easy target.