Very long story ⚠️ ⚠️
FROM BETTING TO SCRIPTURE UNION 😂😂
Having attended a village primary school, I joined Mbarara High School with excitement and joy, wanting to explore. I ensured that I toured famous places around town my eldest brother used to talk about...
Kazigye,
@KazigyeA
used to craft his woodworks in New House, at Ntare School. I was always in awe of his incredible artistry and never treated his crafts lightly. His work was simply breathtaking, and it comes as no surprise that he has elevated his skills to a whole new level.
Initially, I refused to join Ntare School. My Dad advised me while going for S 1, I didn't take the advice. Again for S.5, I had refused. Eventually, he had to use his authority to make it happen. 😂 Thanks, Dad, for pushing me to join Ntare School. My Dad is the 🐐
#Road2Kigali
1. No dreadlocks
2. Believes you can make it no matter your location
3. Believes you don't have to sing in Luganda for you to become a successful musician.
4. Never forgets home ( Came with a stick on stage😂)
5. Surely a generational artist.
@Thomas_Tayebwa
honored his concert
In the midst of a somber, rain-soaked morning, I ventured into the labyrinth of challenges awaiting me at Mulago hospital Bosa clinic for a psychiatry clinical exam. As a medicine student, I knew this day would test the depths of my knowledge and compassion acquired in rotation..
The first female Guild Speaker of
@MbararaUST
is graduating today with a Bachelor's degree in Pharmacy.
Congratulations to you
@AngellaMumbejja
upon this achievement.
comrades.
I joined Scripture Union the following weekend 😂😂 which became my new home for the rest of my stay at the Bulls empire.
In short, "Sada akanjuna"😂☠️☠️☠️
One of my bets was a sure win for Arsenal, but Dortmund came along and completely crushed them.😂😂👐👐👐👐
My S.1H class was full of troublemakers! Quick as a flash, Rwebikoona wasn't a place to leave unexplored. A bunch of buddies got me into betting before I even knew what homework was. Every 5pm, we'd gather for quick rounds, picking our matches before making our way to King's Bet
Concerned about the transition to the new curriculum in Uganda?
As the old curriculum comes to an end, it's crucial to address the potential challenges faced by S.4 students who may need to repeat.
The rate at which Westerners have attended the
#RayGLiveInConcert
is unmatched.
No other artist can pull "such numbers."
That's the power of solidarity.
This is what happens when people come together to support something they're passionate about.
On 29th April 2022, we started a working relationship between
@UNSAOfficial
and
@OfficialFUMSA
.
The current leadership of the two Students' association should work towards unity and bettering services to the students of the country.
protector and Lord in that uphill Forest wasn't present that day.
He was a towering giant, ripped with muscles and a chest as broad as a barn door 😂.
He used to jaz us stories of how he beat Moses Golola and his entire village while in his P.7 vacation 👐😂
Guy was real badas..
My guy here sends 20k for girlfriend's lunch, buys himself Nivana water and a sweet plus a doughnut.
Relationship goals, or just a masterclass in prioritization?
"Orutsya nduru nirushusha nk'amazi"☠️👐
I knew I was finished. They assembled me in the candidate's zone, starting my salivation😂
They asked all S.1 guys to clap, as I received belts, kicks and boxes. The massive disciplining went for about 2 hours. The case, as per their...
They planned a second check which woke all S.1 and S.2s for another survey. I lay near the door, breathing heavily, sweating profusely under my blanket.
After flipping off the blanket and seeing my face, Chief gave me the heaviest slap which weighed about 100kgs as he shouted...
Congratulations to my OB from
@Mbarara_HS
& comrade, Atukunda Kevin, on achieving this significant milestone. I am optimistic that the future holds wonderful opportunities. He has graduated today with a Bachelor's degree in International Business from
@OfficialMubs
Kudos Kudos
@MinofHealthUG
The doctors' nationwide industrial action was the catalyst for the government's response. It is disappointing that those in administrative positions within the medical community had to resort to such measures.
Unpopular Opinion: While Ibrahim Semujju Nganda undeniably excels as an orator, Thomas Tayebwa, my MP, showcases exceptional execution skills as a legislator. As a constituent from Ruhinda North, we humorously aspire for city status 😂😂.
I was sure that slip was the beginning of my financial freedom, guys!!😂 They made efforts to take my slip but I was determined not to let my 26 game selection go like that!!
Man, that evening, the underdog mutsya took charge and ruled Rwebikoona like a boss! 😂
I have taken Classic Milk courtesy of GBK Group, daily for a long time but the milk has changed the taste in the last two weeks!
The milk is no longer that top. Can someone help reach out to them and convey that we want our original milk back?
Good morning Uganda.
Mobile Money agents will, with immediate effect, start demanding a valid Identity Card before a customer transacts more than UGX 1 million on the platform, according to a new directive by the Bank of Uganda. Details in the Daily Monitor.
#NTVNews
Thoughts?
They sent us back to bed after their failed detective work, but boy, they were still fuming! I could practically hear them plotting and jazzing up a storm right next to my bed, like bro 😂😂. Sada never gave up!!
👐👐😂 "If we get him, mbwenu we naza kufa tonight" Sada said 😂..
judgement were; placing a stake while in S.1, beating & outsmarting candidates, wasting candidates time, failing to deliver the package, idle and disorderly, faking death as they beat me, 😂..
My guy, Sada☠️
.
This gang was led by a senior comrade who's famous on the Streets.
Senior guys would wait for us from the forest near Omugabe's palace & take our ka money we would have won from kapapura(Okwanjura😂)
One fateful afternoon, I went to Rwebi.. alone since Bidumburi, our...
These chaps barged into our room at the ungodly hour of 2am on a Friday night, all the way from Kaboy's video hall, on a manhunt. I could practically smell trouble brewing. They politely requested the culprit to surrender, but seriously, who in their right mind would do that? 😂
till he returned, tell him stories to relieve him stress, & ensure he was happy😂☠️.
He always threatened to increase the sentence if my stories bored him😂
Having confirmed that I had transformed, he let me free. I received a standing ovation in my class for saving my...
I always travelled to his dormitory to say Hi every 5:00pm for the next two weeks 😂😂
This guy slept in the Western wing of the school, about 5km from where I slept.. 😂😂
For this time, I would wait for him, ....
These brainiacs had to switch their strategy. They had a success card they had got from MaryHill and handed it to me, telling me to deliver it to them in Zambia H'se Rm D. Those who were at Chaapa in the 2014 days know how unruly it was then. You never wanted to come close..😂👐
Even the famous and the school's most legendary troublemaker, Sada put respect to his name..
That fateful evening, I encountered this reigning monarch -The Famous Sada, together with his ally, chief Stuart- who were coming from MaryHill for a VD.
With my kapapura, I marched out of Rwebikoona feeling like I just won the battle and told my guys what had transpired.. They laid out the risks of delivering the success card, but let me tell you, the alternative was like choosing between dying by rat poison or by a rope ..
cakes from Kakyeka stadium as it was another luxury😂
So, these two masterminds hatched a plan to swipe my slip like it was theirs 🤣 Since I was a mutsya and they were candidates, I had no value. "Omutsya has no value". 😂 But hey, at least I was rock-solid "nke'fura ekikongi"😂
They handed me a Bible to swear in the name of Sada that I will never place a bet again😂 and asked me to disclose my entire crew. Almost 10 of my 30+ crew members were among those who were boosting morale as they beat me...
😂😂
Sada later sentenced me to a daily rollcall...
I had just placed my slip of 26 games, hoping to win about 4.5m from 1k 😂😂These seasoned pros eyed my slip and figured I was seriously going to cash it in. Honestly, I had no clue what I'd do with that money in S.1. Probably blow it all on those tragically delicious Kikonyogo..
So, my crew and I made a deal, -no way was I delivering that success card to them. If they wanted it, they could come and find me themselves. And wouldn't you know it, after a week of waiting for the king of Kapapura😂, they went on a hunt for me themselves ☠️..
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Seeking prosperity and a fulfilling life is a shared aspiration. Yet, it's crucial to acknowledge the challenges ahead.
Embrace competition and elevate your efforts beyond the ordinary to carve out your path to success.
In other Movements and peaceful demonstrations, the
@PoliceUg
has always beaten and stopped those involved. However here in, the same Police was showing the the people the way. This marching was as important as one for
#DeployInterns
.
#Mwatwita
🥲
During one Christmas, I phoned my Dad, telling him I was headed to Mitooma for the holidays. He asked, "Are you bringing meat for your wife?" "Since you don't have kids longing for you here, don't come" I realized I was in trouble.
Safe travels to those heading to the village😂
@GPLAcademy
has a very interesting program on Wednesday 21st Feb at 6pm. "Re-examining the influence of civic engagement on Uganda's development path."
We will be listening to former Guild Presidents of renown institutions.
On Ipswich Town
@IpswichTown
(with their manager who is unfit for UTD) disciplining Manchester United
@ManUtd
at Old Traffold next season, I will be there no matter what! 📌
So, these warlords suddenly remembered my House, Ibadan. Next thing I know, they're on a full-blown mission impossible to track me down!
S.4 candidate looking for an S.1 chap was close to begging for death 😂
Let me tell you, its a day I will tell my grandkids about....
NUP shouldn't have allowed Bwahika.
After facing challenges with his political party, the People's Development Party, he saw an opportunity to enter Parliament through NUP.
He is making NUP unpopular while gaining fame so that he can return and run for MP under PDP.
I think Abed and Mpuuga are fighting a lost battle
I don’t think whatever they’re doing can affect Bobi Wine’s popularity in the rest of the country. In Masaka I’m not sure
Don't just dream about your goals, DOMINATE them!
Make this week a statement, and remember, the first step is the spark that ignites greatness.
You've got this!
Let's crush this week and make it unforgettable!
I Congratulate king Ceasor University sports department upon winning Indoor Games and Football at Gulu University
Ceasorian Community, we have won all the two trophies prepared by FUMSA.🏆🏆
Attack your goals with courage and Might.
Don't let fear or doubt hold you back from the fight.
Believe in yourself, your strength and your will,
You got this! Go out there and make your dreams fulfill!
Are political positions seen as the preferred path, with doctors or businessmen not considered as suitable alternatives? Or am I misunderstanding the context?
They rounded all S.1s out of bed for the impromptu check. I was sweating and galloping for air..
Thank the heavens above, divine intervention was in full swing. Their search was unsuccessful but they were not about to give up 😂...
No way am I waiting for you for 45 minutes just to take you out, after agreeing on the meet up time!
C'mon.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
When you learn to keep time, we shall catch up.
Short story:
The date is 1st/june/2022 at around 9am, it is peak Bijambiya time and we have just lost a 7 tyr old who was attacked together with her grandma. The grandma is barely hanging on. We have a code black and the day team is stretched thin. So the night team...
"Instead of spending your time dreaming of your plan’s happy ending, you must work on calculating every possible permutation and pitfall that might emerge in it."
@RobertGreene
Dare to dream big, and make it happen
Every sunrise is a chance to start anew.
Chase your heart, and make your dreams come true.
The greatest ghost stories are the ones about unfulfilled dreams. Refuse to be haunted by unfulfilled dreams!
I hereby inform the country that By virtue of the authority given to the President of Uganda by Articles: 108(2), 108A(1), 113(1), and 114(1) of the 1995 Constitution of the Republic of Uganda, that here below I publish a slightly amended list of the cabinet of Uganda:
It was
@DiVinmar
who was telling his sosh date "For us we eat peas and sweet potatoes on Friday." "Do you eat these at Immac?"
"And also, my dormitory is near the new pitch that we call Propie"
😂😂😂.
@DiVinmar
told me a story of a one
@Christon_Agume
who, pointing at the 50+ year old tree near the bako court, asked his date, "Do u guys have such a tree at Immac?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I congratulate
@CeasorKing
students of bachelors in Medicine and bachelors in Surgery, class of 2024 (2019, 15th , April intake) upon your completion of studies.
Go serve the world!
Within the mental health clinic's walls, I encountered a mosaic of emotions as patients shared their struggles and stories. Little did I know that my own story was about to take an unforeseen twist.
When my turn came, I was entrusted with a middle-aged female patient, her mother
I have taken Classic Milk courtesy of GBK Group, daily for a long time but the milk has changed the taste in the last two weeks!
The milk is no longer that top. Can someone help reach out to them and convey that we want our original milk back?