Chris
@Chris_B_DG
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Nurse, disc golf, music, noodle arm.
East Tennessee
Joined April 2022
Watching Jomez of 2020 idlewild for some reason and it reminded me of when I was there in 2022 and this happened. 😂😂😂
This dude just took a long ass shit in the Portopotty and then Poor ohn walked into it right after lmaaaaaaao
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Have to miss this entire week of work because sick. Guess I’ll spend the entire week watching movies and trying to win Gold Stake on every deck in balatro. 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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Felt crappy yesterday. Woke up this morning with a 102 temp. Tested positive for Covid. ☹️
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@JonodeLaine I’m on my third and hopefully my last unless I eventually get the newest gen. They’re so much fun. Enjoy!! It’s manual right??
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I hate that I saw this tweet before I went into work. They called a code blue in the ICU and I went back to do compressions. Of course this popped in my head immediately and it felt diabolical to start compressions with “MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HOE” (we got him back in no time btw)
I’m sorry the thought of someone rapping this out loud while giving chest compressions is sending me. 😭😂😭 He chose violence and lives will be saved. ICONIC. Via @American_Heart
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@Mortskaa @disc_ran @Crunchy_DG @tn2sDG My girlfriend is super creative and might be interested in coming up with some designs. DM me your ideas and I’ll talk to her about it.
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RT @Mortskaa: Calling all disc golfers on here. Do we know of a good stamp designer? I am running a disc golf store in Norway and we want t…
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@disc_ran I like discraft and I use to have several ledgestone discs in my bag. But they flood the market with them. Theres way too many. I swear I get an email a day from them about some “special drop”
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RT @disc_ran: All Discraft Ledgestone 2023 Discs are now $10 on the site. They’re in the clearance section or under the Ledgestone brand! h…
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@BlossomInTheAir Thank you. My life is great. I have nothing to complain about. But I can’t help but mourn my youth. Growing older and being constrained to social constructs is painful. But it’s less painful than rebelling. It is what it is.
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Had a couple beers and the girlfriend fell asleep. So I’m in control of the music. You know what time it 😈😈
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Crazy this song went platinum in my 98 civic and features arguably the best rapper of all time and it has less than 200 likes on here
Ab-Soul Turn Me Up ft Kendrick Lamar http://t.co/SZo7tE1
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RT @InnovaProShop: Here Piggy, Piggy, Piggy! Come and get it!!! This is your chance at the extremely limited Blind Bag with one of four Col…
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Not that anyone ever questioned it but Kendrick has been my favorite and has been certified GOAT by me for 13 years. (Also this feels like Lil B slander which I would never give now. Thank you based god for your contributions to rap)
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