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Tranquilo fantasy/betting host and creator. Founder/CEO @ProblyApp , 🏈 @splashplaypod . As seen on: Football Outsiders, Stokastic, Barstool, Uproxx

Philly via LA via NYC
Joined August 2007
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@ChrisSpags
Chris Spags
6 years
Tackling Melvin Gordon is like pulling Excalibur out of a stone
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5 years
@KingJames If this is how you handle China I cannot believe you’d represent well against the Monstars
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@ChrisSpags
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7 years
Breaking: My boss can't handle getting called out in Cosmo now that he's trying to fuck anyyone who reads Teen Vogue
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BREAKING NEWS: @ChrisSpags suspended from blogging indefinitely
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS I hope you get well soon but also that you have exceedingly painful diarrhea in the process. Just seems fair
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6 years
JR Smith has been training all his career for this kind of awful game ending play
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6 years
Bills Mafia seems to be handling that tough loss with the grace and class you’d expect
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7 years
Is Rihanna going to make being fat the hot new trend?
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7 years
An overdue update
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7 years
Suspension: Day two
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@ChrisSpags
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2 years
Introducing Luka David Spagnuolo!We’re so excited to meet you even though you didn’t want to leave the womb a week after your due date. I promise to always love you, teach you as best I can, and use your 150 GPP entries wisely ❤️
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@ChrisSpags
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6 years
Bill Belichick entering the stadium like a pro wrestling bad guy
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8 years
YES
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7 years
Suspension: Day five
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@ChrisSpags
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4 years
I know you have my contact info @stoolpresidente , feel free to make an actual offer from your newfound riches instead of just filling air time with it
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"There is no fight I'd rather see than that particular fight ( @Loud__Sean v. He Who Shall Not Be Named)." -- Dave Portnoy on @BarstoolRadio "How much is the prize pool?" -- @TomScibelli "$110k. $30k-$30k and $50k to the winner. $80k is pretty good." -- Dave Portnoy 👀👀👀
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7 years
I hate you @DailyMail
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6 years
This might actually be one of the hardest dunks LeBron has had in his career
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7 years
Suspension: Day four
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@ChrisSpags
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8 years
"STEVEN AVERY SHOULD HAVE MOVED OUT OF MANITOWOC"
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@ChrisSpags
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6 years
Kevin Huerter shooting free throws looking like he’s going to become the Joker on Gotham this season
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2 years
Seems like fumbling is Cam Akers’ Achilles heel
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@ChrisSpags
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2 years
Brett Favre throws three picks and a 40 yard TD, everyone calls him a gunslinger. Drew Lock throws three picks and a 40 yard TD, everyone lines up to be hurtful
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@ChrisSpags
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6 years
I don’t know how Marshawn Lynch did this but goddamned if it’s not the effort play of the week
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7 years
Suspension: Day three
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8 years
Watched the Rundown to see some quality @BarstoolNate @SmittyBarstool beef @stoolpresidente and now I'm feeling like
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6 years
Jay Ajayi literally put Patrick Chung in the concussion protocol
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8 years
The only way the final scene from Game of Thrones last night could have been better
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@ChrisSpags
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6 years
Josh Okogie sent dudes flying like all the Agent Smiths fighting Neo in the Matrix
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@ChrisSpags
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9 years
Is Tavaris Jackson out there for a Make a Wish?
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@ChrisSpags
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7 years
Concussed Matt Moore bears a strong resemblance to @BarstoolBigCat for some reason
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7 years
So just casually got handcuffed for smoking a blunt outside the office and @InternRia caught it like TMZ paparazzi. Hump day am I right
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7 years
Excited to watch a few of the most talented and kind dudes I’ve ever worked with. Well-deserved @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease @PFTCommenter
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7 years
"What did you get that at a high school cafeteria?" - @hen_ease committing a drive by murder of @BarstoolTrent 's lunch
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@ChrisSpags
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7 years
People not understanding the Facebook Live "millions" of viewers gag, a tradition like no other
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7 years
Rihanna fans did not like my blog calling her fat and now I'm being cyberbullied 😩
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@ChrisSpags
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7 years
Tfw you don't even particularly want to go to Vegas but just want to make your boss miserable for fun
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7 years
Maybe he's born with it.... 🎼 Maybe it's adderall 🎼
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3 years
The Jayson Tatum Eye Game narrative pays off @Awesemo_Com @AwesemoHOF
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7 years
You better watch what you fuckin say Jeff Van Gundy
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7 years
Sad the family couldn't come to watch today but thankfully I brought them some parting gifts
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7 years
UFC starting main events so late you gotta do Jon Jones amounts of coke to stay awake for all five rounds
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2 years
I couldn’t do this without @splashplaypod and @peteroverzet forcing me to win DFS tournaments solely to get our views up
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7 years
Dean Blandino, new to the TV job and already killing it
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6 years
The classic “remind Gronk that he’s supposed to be standing up in this formation” pre-snap read
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7 years
If you get a response like this, you've got to just move off the grid and start a new life somewhere else. Your current one is done
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7 years
Left as open as a 22 year old's DMs when her Soulcycle instructor hits her with the follow back #BudLightBusters
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6 years
New year new us @rihanna
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@ChrisSpags
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8 years
Write an article for outrage clicks, put @stoolpresidente ’s wife’s name in the URL for SEO. Dirtbag journalism 101
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6 years
LA sports anchors: Not at all bitter about the Red Sox beating the Dodgers
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@ChrisSpags
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2 years
RIP to my sweet Labrador, Cali. She was the light of my life, a true best friend, and the best dog that a guy could have asked for.
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@ChrisSpags
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7 years
Manchester United fans singing anti-ISIS songs before the Europa League final is so bad ass
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7 years
DeAngelo Williams as a football player is a Pittsburgh Steeler. As a pro wrestler, he is a New York Jet
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@ChrisSpags
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7 years
@kmarkobarstool I’m also a little concerned about our new policy on blogging
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7 years
No way Paul George is going to want to go to LA after a year to experience the scenic metropolis that is Oklahoma City
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6 years
A couple months ago I promised my dog Penny that if she made it through kidney surgery okay we would go to the beach for her first time. Today we accomplished that (and she was only somewhat of an asshole in the process)
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@ChrisSpags
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8 years
Hillary Clinton blew a 3-1 lead
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8 years
Overheard at the bar: "Chokers are the black belt for sucking dick"
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9 months
This has, in every respect, been one of the least enjoyable nights of football ever
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9 years
@kfcbarstool moving a week after having a baby shows the type of foresight and thorough planning I've come to expect from you
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7 years
Name a more iconic trio and a more iconic duo in one photo, I'll wait
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New @SwipeDrunkLove LIVE at 10... it's Dating Apocalypse Night, we're talking worst dates, bad hookups, and calls!
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@CoachspeakIndex the 60 year old man doth protest too much
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7 years
I’ve never been more #TexForever than watching these inbreds file into a Kia in matching outfits. Go @DrHipHops go
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6 years
LeBron when he sees everyone re-signing with their teams and not abandoning them
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8 years
Hi everyone I’m concerned that I may be having hallucinations
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7 years
@RearAdBsBlog the highest keys of thicc
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9 years
Looking good Katy Perry http://t.co/MdkzWIKc02
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8 years
It's nice of Jon Jones to give the people working on his inevitable 30 for 30 so much material for the downfall portion of his story
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7 years
They say today's game is about disrespect. It is. Watch the app. Watch a man's soul stripped from his body
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6 years
The last day of the NBA regular season: Where Nik Stauskas dunking on multiple dudes happens
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7 years
We are officially taking our talents to Los Angeles
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Suspension: Day six
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I find it hard to believe this lady Roman Reigns fan is real
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Ryan Lochte fleeing the country before Brazil could demand he stays there is easily the first/only smart thing he’s ever done
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Suspension: Day seven
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7 years
Many people are saying
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Rand Paul's been waiting for a chance to talk again like http://t.co/r9YPUkua4N
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8 years
PUT THE NECKLACE BACK ON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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@ChrisSpags
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6 years
One year ago today 🤦🏻‍♂️
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7 years
I like this kid's style
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8 years
When you have to hear your best friend Jason Witten talk about how great Dak played at the end
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7 years
Why do we even have @ mentions on here
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Sometimes while high I take too big of a gulp of water and then temporarily feel like I'm going to drown k thanks for listening
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7 years
A Trump supporter was praising nonviolent protests at Berkeley in a TV interview aaand she got maced by a protester
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7 years
A week later, anger has mostly subsided
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Hey @NYTimes maybe we can stop erroneously reporting I was fired like all the other outlets who had to make corrections on their half-assed research?
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Spinner 👏 Appropriation 👏 is 👏a 👏serious 👏 issue 👏
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8 years
Easily the most aggressive blackout food order I've ever gotten and immediately fallen asleep next to
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8 years
Nice to see @theCHIVE is a huge fan of my Tinder blog, they were even kind enough to keep my captions from the blog in the image URLs
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8 years
@stoolpresidente @jenna_marbles @siriusxm jesus christ I know this is only two letters off but come on
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7 years
How it feels on the weekend when you also didn't work on Friday
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6 years
Elon Musk took one hit of weed and his face turned into a cartoon villain tying a woman to railroad tracks
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2 years
It’d be cool if this held on to win but I’m mostly just impressed I built an unduped lineup
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8 years
Hey @FeitsBarstool they asked the Making A Murderer reporter lady about you
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People say it's bad going viral but did these people get custom poetry calling them a white supremacist on Instagram? I bet not
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6 years
Buzzfeed: Don’t objectify women. Also Buzzfeed: Check out these hot Olympic dongs stuffed into Lycra. The new NY Times indeed
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11 men's luge bulges that all deserve gold medals
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@BarstoolBigCat did he come here to suck dicks though? Asking for a friend
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9 years
When I die, put this Barstool traffic graph in my obituary
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