𝗣𝗦𝗔: 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 - Busy ≠ Productive Did you know that constantly switching between tasks is like running a mental marathon? Read the 🧵 for the why it's bad and how to minimise it...

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Joke Weekly Roundup for @ParkinsonsUK - Please donate if you can: Joke 19/100 🔗📹 - Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back. ———— Joke 20/100 🔗📹 - Q: Why did the pigeon apply for a job promotion? A: He wanted to go up the Pecking Order. ———— Joke 21/100 🔗📹 - Q: How do you make a postcard feel imposter syndrome? A: Give it a Stamp of approval. ———— Joke 22/100 🔗📹 - My word of the day was candles, and I found it so easy, I came up with loads of jokes. I just couldn’t Wick one to use. ———— Joke 23/100 🔗📹 - Today’s word is Mirrors. To come up with the joke, I’ve taken a good hard look, thought I’d cracked it, until I realised… I’d just been reflecting on it the wrong way around! ———— Joke 24/100 🔗📹 - Q: Why did the artist always get a good night’s sleep? A: He was exceptional at drawing curtains. ———— Joke 25/100 🔗📹 - Q: How do you complement a Toaster? A: You butter it up!

Easy. One you’ll see later. The other in a while. And the last one you’ll have never heard of.

@dergal So in!

Joke 24/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: Why did the artist always get a good night sleep? A: He was exceptional at drawing curtains. Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

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The difference is simple: Stupid meme coins are often just jokes or hype with no real purpose. People buy them to gamble on price increases, not because they do anything useful. Much of it is nefarious. Proper blockchain crypto has real-world uses, like: •Fast, cheap global payments (e.g., sending money across borders without banks or high fees). •Smart contracts (self-executing agreements for things like loans, insurance, or gaming). •Decentralised apps and finance (letting people access services without middlemen, reducing costs and censorship). If all you’ve seen is speculation or crime, you’ve only looked at the surface. Proper crypto tech runs in the background, solving real problems.

Joke 20/100 for @ParkinsonsUK   Q: Why did the pigeon apply for a job promotion? A: He wanted to go up the Pecking Order. Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Joke 19/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back.   Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Joke 18/100 for Parkinsons UK   Q: What happened to the man who caught the sun? A: He burned his hands. Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Joke 17/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: Where did the dentist always dream of going on an adventure holiday?  A: The Molar Ice Caps Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Godzilla. But he’s into NFT’s.

We have round pigs. Everywhere else hasn’t.

Joke 16/100 for Parkinsons UK   I have such a terrible, forgetful brain—honestly, I forget everything. My keys? Gone. My hat? No idea. My coat? Might as well not own one. It’s awful. So, my wife thought she’d help me out and bought me one of those Tempur-Pedic memory foam pillows the other day. … Doesn’t help at all. Useless thing. Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Joke 15/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: Why didn’t the explorer get very far on his worldwide adventure? A: It’s hard to get anywhere if you keep taking a map.   Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Joke 14/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: What did the robot do once it had learned to juggle? A: It ran off to join the Circuits... Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Joke 13/100 for Parkinsons UK Why were the shoes late for work?... They were tied up. Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity

Joke 12/100 for @ParkinsonsUK   Got me thinking about my metaphors. I’m not very good at them. For example: I know, ‘Turn every cloud into a frown,’ ‘Every frown has a silver lining,’. It’s my real Achilles’ Elbow.   Donate 👉 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity