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@ChrisSchutte3
Chris Schutte
3 years
“I’m in here 50 times a day 7 days a week. You’re a Saturday guy.” Unreal roast between two aggrieved white men in the Lowe’s checkout line.
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4 years
college basketball analysts in late game scenarios
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3 years
One final follow up to this: 50 Trips 7 Days Guy, to my knowledge, only purchased one (1) can of Monster that he drank in line. Unhinged stuff.
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Haven’t seen an early exit like this from a UK since:
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3 years
Solidarity with all of my fellow Saturday Guys™️ out there.
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Chris Schutte
7 months
He definitely led the charge tonight. For game highlights, search “Terrance Shannon charge”
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CBB Analytics
7 months
Terrence Shannon Jr. led the way for Illinois in their Sweet 16 victory over Iowa State! 29 PTS / 5 REB / 3 STL / 10-19 FGM
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What if it was DJ Hawk Tuahgalelei
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Chris Schutte
3 years
Just want to make it clear I am not the Saturday Guy being roasted. I was simply chilling with my stepladder observing the show.
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Chris Schutte
6 years
only real indiana heads will know!!!!
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Chris Schutte
7 months
IUPUI Jaguar
@On3sports
On3
7 months
REPORT: Bronny James plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, per @HoopsWeiss 👀
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Chris Schutte
2 years
In 49 states, etc.
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Chris Schutte
4 years
Indiana vs. a second half lead
@PFF_College
PFF College
4 years
The best rivalry in college football is ________ vs _________
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3 years
Indiana has more 5-star recruits coming in next year than the rest of the Big Ten combined.
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Chris Schutte
7 months
Jared McCain in the locker room after the game:
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Chris Schutte
6 months
Purdue guards not good enough when it matters?
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@AdamZagoria
Adam Zagoria
6 months
UConn's guards - 49 points Purdue's guards - 14 points
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Whoever catches Oral Roberts as a 12-seed is in trouble.
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Chris Schutte
5 years
hoosier sports meme incoming
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3 years
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Chris Schutte
8 months
If there’s a tornado warning, send everyone to Memorial Stadium, there’s no chance of a touchdown there 😂😂😂😂
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Chris Schutte
8 months
It’s for the home team actually
@ScottAgness
Scott Agness
8 months
The scene in Bloomington for Caitlin Clark.
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Chris Schutte
1 year
@richard_normal will they tell me if it’s cash only or paying on an ipad before I’ve finished placing my order
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@ChrisSchutte3
Chris Schutte
5 years
Kelvin Sampson, 2008:
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!
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TJ McConnell you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you TJ
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Chris Schutte
11 months
College football might be causing the rapid decline of college athletics, but at least I’ll get to watch Indiana play Washington in basketball at 11 PM ET next season on a streaming service that doesn’t work, so it’s hard to say if it’s bad or not.
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Chris Schutte
8 months
Indiana basketball would be fixed if 95% of the middle aged fanbase didn’t tie a significant amount of their emotional wellbeing to the performance of teenagers and learned to compartmentalize and be able to just say “dang” and move on with their life when things get choppy.
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Sean Miller 🤝 Archie Miller Losing basketball games Indiana is playing in.
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Chris Schutte
6 months
I know it smell crazy in there
@DomMirandaTV
Dominic Miranda
6 months
Insanity in AZ. You think they’re hungry for a title? @WTHRcom
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Chris Schutte
6 months
Legitimately think Fletcher Loyer is turning in one of the worst games I’ve ever seen.
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Chris Schutte
2 years
society if espn’s college basketball scheduling windows were 2 hours and 15 minutes
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Mac McClung Sixers jersey is gonna do numbers at Lollapalooza.
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Chris Schutte
7 months
The NET is cool because if you don’t blow out bad teams in November your resume is cooked.
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This is gonna confuse so many people who don’t understand or pay attention
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Chris Schutte
3 years
Matt Painter has now entered the Tom Crean Syracuse Zone.
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Chris Schutte
5 months
Josh Hart died doing what he loved (running into stuff and being bad at basketball)
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Chris Schutte
1 year
The Big Ten is officially eliminated from placing a team in the Final Four. It is November 6.
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Chris Schutte
7 years
@trillballins fits like a glove
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Chris Schutte
8 months
Images that precede unfortunate events
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Chris Schutte
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I’ve seen enough. Indiana is going to the Rose Bowl.
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Chris Schutte
11 months
Florida State can still make it in the CFP if Mike Pence has the courage to act.
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Chris Schutte
10 months
I know it smell crazy in there
@ThePaintCrew
The Paint Crew
10 months
On our way to Toronto! (Lil tired)
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Chris Schutte
7 months
WHEN IT’S THE BIG TEN TOURNAMENT AND INTEREST RATES ARE COMING DOWN THIS YEAR
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Chris Schutte
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Boogie Fland you’re gonna love Bloomington brother.
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@barstoolindy
Barstool Indy
1 year
Do NOT show the “He’s Just Tall” crowd this clip of Zach Edey flying through agility drills
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Chris Schutte
9 months
Coleman Hawkins has rightfully claimed the throne for Big Ten’s Fakest Tough Guy from Mason Gillis.
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Chris Schutte
7 years
rack em
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Chris Schutte
7 months
Indiana has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
@MarchMadnessMBB
NCAA March Madness
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DUKES ARE IN THE BIG DANCE 🕺 James Madison rolls in the Sun Belt championship game and clinches its 6th NCAA Tournament appearance 🎟️ #MarchMadness
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Damn they put you in the CFB 25 game
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@CBBonFOX
FOX College Hoops
8 months
Zach Edey will reportedly not return to Purdue next season and declare for the NBA draft
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Chris Schutte
11 months
Covered the Vegas line, covered the KenPom spread, avoided the disaster resume loss 4-1, sorry haters
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Chris Schutte
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Huge week for Indiana football/Notre Dame basketball reversible jacket fans.
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Here’s some fun with numbers: Here’s every player in college basketball over the last 30 years to average at least 18 points, 10 rebounds, 3 assists and 3 blocks per game.
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2 years
At its core, being a guy in your mid-20s is about developing a parasocial relationship with a podcaster and then being unable to be a functioning member of society if they deviate from their publishing schedule.
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Chris Schutte
4 years
Loyola can’t get high quality games because they’re too good. Get underseeded because the Committee relies too heavily on results-based metrics. Pants high-major team in the Tournament. Can’t get games the next season because they’re too good. Rinse. Repeat.
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Chris Schutte
4 years
downloaded the singing selfie app
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Chris Schutte
8 months
Lying >>>
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@WoodsonsBurner
Woody’s Burner
8 months
All I know was after going to school for 3 years of the Archie era, it was never this bad or felt this hopeless
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Chris Schutte
8 months
Jeff Goodman watching the game at Buffalo Wild Wings as a gauge of fan interest
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@GoodmanHoops
Jeff Goodman
8 months
Still in Bloomington and went to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch games today. There is virtually no interest in this Indiana men’s team. The overwhelming sentiment around here from talking to people is the vast majority is ready to move on from Mike Woodson. The questions are :
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Chris Schutte
6 months
Purdue fans in the bar when Sandstorm comes on after the game:
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Chris Schutte
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This is a Big Ten team’s schedule halfway through the season Jesus Christ.
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@forsportsonly
WabashCannonBob
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This is a Big Ten team's schedule halfway through the season Jesus Christ.
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Chris Schutte
3 years
Kentucky basketball is once again refusing to play Indiana in Assembly Hall.
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Chris Schutte
6 years
The Little League World Series is great because a kid will try to throw a big looping curveball and a 6’2 12-year old named Brackstyn will hit it to the moon.
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Sensational
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@Ryan_OConnor24
Ryan O'Connor
2 years
Rutgers is a NCAA Tournament team. You’re lying to yourself if you say they are not one of the best 68 teams in the country. Miss me with your counter arguments
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Chris Schutte
5 months
Average Xavier Johnson pre-game warmup
@MaskedInLA
🎭
5 months
Yeah that’s not a regular 6’2 guard 🧬
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Chris Schutte
8 years
Any list that doesn't have Yeezus last is wrong.
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
8 years
Ranking Kanye's albums from weakest to best. Where does 'Pablo' land 🤔
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Chris Schutte
7 months
Indiana is undefeated when Jakai Newton is in full uniform.
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Chris Schutte
8 months
Mgbako will lead the Big Ten in scoring if he comes back next year.
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Chris Schutte
7 months
Smart move. Wait for the Fed to cut rates and clean up when the housing market wakes up next year.
@ZachOsterman
Zach Osterman
7 months
Anthony Leal: "I don't really have to give this speech until next year." He's back. #iubb
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Chris Schutte
2 years
program is in a dark place
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Chris Schutte
6 years
It's about time John Calipari got over his fear of playing Indiana University
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Chris Schutte
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Kanaan Carlyle
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Chris Schutte
10 months
JJ McCarthy when it’s Playoff time
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Chris Schutte
3 years
Plenty of low effort riffs in the QTs of this but this one was good:
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Chris Schutte
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@WB_Baskerville Don’t know why more people don’t consider this
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Chris Schutte
6 months
Mike Woodson had one (1) very bad offseason that put him on the hot seat and is trending towards having a very good offseason that potentially addresses a lot of the complaints about him that landed him on the hot seat. Wild times.
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Chris Schutte
8 months
Just stood behind Bruce Pearl at the 2-story CVS in Carmel, wild stuff happening in the Bloomington suburbs folks. Hiring announcement soon??
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Chris Schutte
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Did Mgbako sleep with Jay Will’s wife or something?
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Chris Schutte
6 years
What was your favorite no call of the final minute? The Zion push off or RJ Barrett shoving a guy in the back on the rebound?
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Chris Schutte
9 months
Illinois fans when the rapist closes the game out down the stretch
@TomFornelli
Tom Fornelli
9 months
When the Illini beat Indiana
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Chris Schutte
6 months
Gregg Doyel over the coals???
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Chris Schutte
11 months
7-1, 2-0 in the Big Ten without your starting point guard, no bad losses. Don’t care if it’s ugly, we ride.
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Chris Schutte
6 months
Huge news for Oumar Ballo
@mcuban
Mark Cuban
6 months
I was wrong with my number yesterday. Got the final number and the wire is complete. Wanted to be accurate. Do I expect all of it to be used wisely. Of course not. But I'm still proud to be able to give back to our country. I've said it for years. After military
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Good stuff here
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@TheFieldOf68
The Field of 68
2 years
🚨 Top 100 Follows in College Basketball 🏀 94) @cbsgreggumbel
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Indiana lost 60% of its starting lineup and came back even deeper and more talented. Extremely sick stuff from Teri Moren.
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Chris Schutte
9 months
That everything Purdue does immediately gets compared to what Indiana is or isn’t doing answers your question.
@TheAthleticCBB
The Athletic CBB
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New bloods, blue bloods … Is Purdue becoming the epicenter of Hoosier State hoops? 🔗
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Chris Schutte
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Chris Schutte
9 months
Peyton Sparks taking 3s in warmups:
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Chris Schutte
7 months
Creation of shareholder value
@nickhasthoughts
Cross-laminated Tinder
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what goes on here
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Chris Schutte
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@TiptonEdits
Joe Tipton
6 months
NEWS: Stanford transfer Kanaan Carlyle, a top-10 player in the portal, has committed to Indiana, @On3sports has learned. The 6-3 freshman guard averaged 11.5 PPG this season. Former top-50 recruit.
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Chris Schutte
2 years
Jay Wright simply couldn’t handle Indiana rising back to prominence and had to get out. Gotta respect it.
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Chris Schutte
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@boilergoldtops
DORN
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Chris Schutte
7 months
Trilly Donovan and Jeff Rabjohns have died.
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Chris Schutte
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6-0. What a time.
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Chris Schutte
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@JeffRabjohns
Jeff Rabjohns
2 years
News: Indiana has been in contact with one of the biggest names in the college basketball transfer portal — North Carolina’s Caleb Love — and “there is mutual interest.” #iubb Story, quotes, background and more:
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Chris Schutte
6 years
losing at home to Illinois
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Chris Schutte
3 years
Brad Stevens to Indiana
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
3 years
Amid a year of difficulties with players and staff, Indiana Pacers coach Nate Bjorkgren’s future with the franchise is uncertain as the regular season nears an end, sources tell ESPN. The Pacers are 30-34 and in ninth place in the Eastern Conference.
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Chris Schutte
1 year
Checking in on how Indiana’s 2019 coordinators are doing today:
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Chris Schutte
6 months
Good thing they still have like 4 roster spots left and an NIL war chest bigger than a small nation’s GDP to address it.
@GoodmanHoops
Jeff Goodman
6 months
There’s no denying Mike Woodson and Indiana have added talent with their NIL. Now the question becomes whether the pieces fit together. I’m still not certain the Hoosiers have enough perimeter shooting.
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Chris Schutte
1 year
Does Indiana have a talented roster compared to the rest of the Big Ten? No. Do Tom Allen teams execute the little things needed to overcome the talent disparities? Also no.
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Chris Schutte
4 years
Soon.
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Chris Schutte
8 months
The thing about Mike Woodson coming back next year is that Curt Cignetti is taking Indiana to the Rose Bowl.
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