Chris Paisley
@ChrisPaisley86
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Diminutive golfer from Newcastle. Married to the lovely @KeriDrish father to Ella and Annie. Wannabe Chef. Team Callaway. UT Graduate. #Birdies4Rhinos
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Not going to lie, watching this whole ‘Moliwood’ thing develop has been tough, but I can take comfort forever knowing that I was Tommy’s first love 😢
@TommyFleetwood1
@F_Molinari
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Strap these fellas to a 50 yard sign at a tour event, give us all a 2 iron and unlimited golf balls. Psychopaths like this make my blood boil 😡😡😡
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My wife is regretting the decision to buy a TV where you can upload your own pictures to make it look it a piece of art on the wall...
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Tough period PR wise for Kuchar 😬 Although Sergio should have waited for Kuch to say ‘its good’ I have no idea why Kuch didn’t just ignore it and move on. That’s what myself and 99% of other guys would have done....just my 2 cents 🤷♂️
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It’s not just what he said, it’s the way he said it 🤮🤮🤮
A good example of why I wouldn't advise watching PGA Tour golf with the sound on
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Coolest moment I’ve ever experienced on a golf course! What a week!
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Hands up if you wouldn’t survive a week on the Korean tour without getting banned 😳🙋🏻♂️
The Korean PGA Tour has suspended Bio Kim for 3 years after he flipped off a fan using their cell phone in his swing 😲
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Here’s a picture of Ella on the beach because 90% of your timeline is utterly depressing right now...
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So at
@THEPLAYERSChamp
you have a 47 year old whos game is build on precision, two ahead of a 27 year old whos game is built on power and protein shakes. Same as last week. I’d say golf isn’t in as big a mess as Twitter hysteria would have you believe!
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If your name is Ken and you just played Eagle Creek GC in Orlando...Few golfers are good enough to warrant having their name on their golf balls and you need to work on that slice, our house is 150 yards right of the first fairway 👉🏻
#ForeRight
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Can’t thank
@TommyFleetwood1
enough for the invite and
@Zurich_Classic
for allowing me to play. So much fun and an honour to team up with a guy and player like Tommy. Top 5 got me into the Wells Fargo this week too 💪
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Big announcement from myself and
@KeriDrish
We’re expecting a baby girl October 21st! Couldn’t be happier, what an incredible 2018 so far 😍
#TeamPaisley
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Bryson only beat me by 19 shots this week, yet another example of the brutally fine margins at this level 🤔🤨
#MarginalGains
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 🏆
Bryson DeChambeau wins the
#ODDC19
by seven shots with a tournament record score of 24 under par.
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It was incredible to battle Gracie for the trophy. He was first class all day. Showed his character when he let me and
@KeriDrish
take that special walk together, and holed out before me on 18. Thank you
@BrandenGrace
for being a true gentleman. Hope we get to do it again soon!
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Is there a golfer with a more under rated career than Charles Howell III? ‘Only’ 2 wins but 88 top 10’s, $35m career earnings, and spent vast majority of his career inside world top 100 👌
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Great honour to be named
@HiltonHonors
golfer of the month for January! Thanks so much to everyone who voted!
@EuropeanTour
#BestMonthEver
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Delighted with my start! Game felt great but my word it’s hard to pick the right club with this altitude 😱
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Delighted with my week. Got the most out of it today. T-5th and -38 for the last 2 weeks!
Congrats to
@TommyFleetwood1
@FinoEFC
again. To shoot 30 on that back 9 with that wind is sick!
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If you were in any doubt that 2020 was a weird year the pin is back right on 16 on Masters Sunday
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Selfie as JB Holmes starts his pre shot routine vs after he’s hit 😳
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My 2022 summary
@jasonpalmergolf
@Point1golfcoach
@andypgolf
@kennymc84
@CallawayGolfEU
Thank you all!
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Just having a nice quiet practice session, hitting it lovely. A gentleman who had been watching for a bit eventually said… “You’re hitting it well, let me guess, single figures?”
Thanks mate, just the vote of confidence I’ve been looking for 😂
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I know he takes forever here, but I find his process fascinating and enjoy watching it. At least he’s actually doing something while he’s taking forever, rather than fidgeting, staring at the pin etc
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Always remember, you never know what others are going through...so be nice 👍
Raw. Honest. Incredibly insightful.
@jimbogolf1
opens up on his struggles & renewed positivity.
#ScandinavianInvitation
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Delighted to be back at work but to start my season with a T-7 at
#ADGolfChamps
is amazing! Such a great golf course. Top work by
@jasonpalmergolf
as always. New
@CallawayGolfEU
gear worked beautifully too 👍 Onto the next one...
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Delighted with 5th this week! Putter was on pretty filthy form all week...
Thank you everyone for the lovely messages. What a win for
@haotong_li
clutch putting!
65-69-68-69 ✍🏼
A third straight top five and Chris Paisley is now 55 under par for the 12 rounds he has played in 2018.
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Straight into the top tracer hall of fame surely?
Almost an albatross. 🤯
@HenrikStenson
taps it in for eagle to take the lead at -18 late in the round.
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Aussie fans waiting for Reed to hit it in a bunker this week...
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I did manage to speak to
@thomasbjorngolf
today. He said “Chris, based on experience, ability, and form, I have literally dozens of better options, now stop ringing me” disappointing, but like I said, everyone has an opinion...
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Meet the latest member of team Paisley. Annie Kate Paisley born 2nd Jan 2023, 7lbs on the dot. Mum did amazing and both are doing well. Seeing Ella meet her little sister for the first time will be a memory I’ll cherish forever 🥰🥰🥰
#Outnumbered
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#ThingsIDidntExpectToHappenToday
Played 9 holes with
@McIlroyRory
and
@jtimberlake
🤷♂️
@omegaEUmasters
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Most of my pre season preparation has been spent trying to work out how to not look like an idiot when dropping from knee height 🤔
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Heroic effort from my mum and bro
@andypgolf
getting me to Manchester airport this morning. Couldn’t get a car out of my folks place. Mum helped drag cases 500 yards to the top of the road in 3 inches of snow and bro drove me down. Legendary!
#ThankYou
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Happy birthday to the best person I know. This picture sums up what she means to me. She’s stood by me through thick and thin. Also, she’s a pretty good caddy!
@KeriDrish
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Its amazing how Bryson uses his immense power to hole all those putts...
#NotJustABomber
As the saying goes, drive for dough, putt for dough, chip for dough, hit irons close for dough...
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Had a basal cell carcinoma removed from the side of my head a few weeks ago, despite being diligent about sunscreen. It has prompted me to become a member of the bucket hat crew. Don’t forget your sunscreen folks!!
@CallawayGolfEU
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My pre round routine has changed a bit in the last 10 months 😊
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All credit to
@EuropeanTour
for showing one of the all time great comedies for us today. Talk about taking care of the players!
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Rough day on the course 😱 The usually reliable putter took a day off. Just couldn’t get the ball in the hole!
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Well the 4 week run is over. Mildly disappointing weekend but I couldn’t have wished for a better start to 2018. Just ran out of steam the last 2 days. Excited to have 3 weeks off!
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If this is true then it turns out the greatest streak in the history of golf just ended and we didn’t even know it was happening...
1st time in 32 years of traveling that my clubs have failed to arrive on the way to a tournament. Strange as it was a direct flight and I checked in 3 hours early. How lucky am I
@EuropeanTour
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Apologies in advance...twitter barrage incoming 🚀 I thought I’d wait until this morning incase it was all a dream!
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Seeing the occasional complaint about how much coverage Tiger is getting. Personally, I’d rather watch Tiger take his pre game dump than anyone else in the field play...so good to see him back 🙌🏻
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On a serious note, here’s another area of slow play we could improve upon...a simple bucket and spade in the bag would make this process much quicker 🤷♂️
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300 career top 10’s. Imagine what he could have achieved with a technically sound swing 🤷♂️
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I think the whole world is hoping for a
@shubhankargolf
win tomorrow right?! What a start to the year he has had! Good luck sir 💪
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Trying to understand by putting it into golfing terms…
Kind of like they reset the scores after 71 holes in the 2000 US open because someone in the middle of the pack fell over? 🤷♂️
#Sport
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Don’t ever let anybody tell you something is impossible...
I just connected through Charles De Gaulle airport and my flight was only slightly delayed and my bags made it to Morocco!
Dream big kids 🙌🏻
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Upon reflection, my game plan was wrong this week. Played very conservatively off the tee, in an attempt to play to my short iron strength...made it too difficult to get the ball close (b/c of greens and altitude) Everyone else was smashing driver! Another learning experience!
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All I heard is that
@TyrrellHatton
is going out first every session so that there are no spike marks for him to hit 👌
@ChrisPaisley86
Team’s picked now so time to support the 12 that are there. Think all of the rookies can and will win points.
@TyrrellHatton
paired with
@IanJamesPoulter
?
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Here is my
#TourTales
🤦♂️ Thank you to
@jwaltersgolf
for the nomination. I’d like to nominate my caddie and former
@EuropeanTour
player
@jasonpalmergolf
and good friends
@charlieford10
@TommyFleetwood1
Stay safe everyone!!!
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Wow...PGA Tour making light of this situation can’t be good for golf. Hey kids, do what you want!!
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Went from 3 outside the cut mark with 6 to play to making it with 2 shots to spare thanks to this, and a few nice putts coming in! Proud to be around for the weekend!
@SAOpen_Golf
😁
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Congrats to
@jcampillogolf
for the win on ‘that’ tour today. He can win all he wants around the world but until he does it on the PGA Tour I won’t take him seriously as a golfer...
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Thoroughly enjoyed the UK swing. It was very much a mixed bag for me. A T-3rd and some MC hammers. It would be wonderful for there to be more 'UK swings' in the future. We have so many great venues and the events are so well attended. Big 👍 to
@EuropeanTour
for the amazing work
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First of all, huge thank you to
@BMW_SA
@Sunshine_Tour
@EuropeanTour
@City_Ekurhuleni
@GlendowerGC
@TheBig_Easy
for running an incredible event. Humbled to win such a prestigious tournament! Everything about the event was world class. Thank you to all involved!
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@TheClub
The same 70 yr olds that go into the clubhouse for a few pints and some food every day, that help keep your club afloat as it’s on the brink of going brankrupt? They may not be woke or wear hoodies but they are mostly good eggs and golf courses need them...
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Good luck to everyone playing
@british_masters
@waltonheath_gc
this week. I’m sure
@JustinRose99
will do a fine job as host! Would love to be playing but don’t want to risk missing the arrival of little miss Paisley. Orlando bound in an hour 😁
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Happy 6th Anniversary to my wonderful wife
@KeriDrish
This is my most treasured picture of us, such a special moment and so symbolic. Have a wonderful day everyone and stay safe 🙏
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Had a wonderful, if a bit cold, week in Scotland. T-4th a great finish given my recent form. Nice to see fellow Geordie Gaz Porteous contending too!! Thanks for all the support 👍
#GeordiesOnTour
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Happy with 68 today. Think it’s my best round at Wentworth by about 12 shots 😁 Still room for improvement off the tee but scoring game was 👌
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That has to go down as one of the greatest final rounds in a major from
@F_Molinari
Well played sir...hope it’s good enough 🤞
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Everyone has an opinion on the Ryder Cup team, I’ll trust the guy who has been around the Tour for years, been there and done it, and has access to stats and data that we don’t. Personally think home advantage will tip it in our favour 💪
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Coming home is always nice, but when there is a 4 week old daughter waiting for you, it’s on another level 😍
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I’d like to see a major played around a 6000 yard, tight, burnt out, British parkland course, in today’s wind...no way under par would win 😱
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#PlayingLessonWithThePalms
If you have the yips and find yourself in the famous ‘Road Hole’ bunker, here’s how you get out of it 👌
@jasonpalmergolf
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I keep playing crap here but
@BMWPGA
is just an amazing tournament. Quality course, electric atmosphere, sub air system, best fans in the world, and a roast dinner every day in the players lounge! Golfers heaven!
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We’re ready to go tomorrow! Been a fun week and we haven’t even started yet 👍Got a cracking walk on song “My Guy” by Mary Wells 😂
@TommyFleetwood1
#ShakeAndBake
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For the record I will concede that child birth is probably more painful than clipping your ankle with the toe end of your putter 🤮
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Beyond excited and humbled to be given an invite to play
@valerotxopen
next week! Huge thank you to Larson Segerdahl and the committee. Playing
@Zurich_Classic
the following week too! 2 events in a row on the PGA Tour will be amazing!
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Thoughts are with his family 🧐
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Pretty cool playing with Stenson today. Want at my best but -2 is decent 👍
Depressing when he kept hitting his 3w 15 yards past my driver
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Boarding my first flight of 2020. My girls are staying home 😔 but excited to get back to work! I’ve had an amazing 6 weeks in Orlando spending time with them, and I’ve worked as hard as ever at my golf. 4 weeks on the road coming up 👌
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Definitely happy with -3. Game still feels great but the brain wasn’t as sharp as last week. I see
@TommyFleetwood1
hit 18 greens again today...the guy is a joke 😱
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Frustrating day again. Played really nicely all day then fatted a wedge into the water on 17. That’s right, a teed up pitching wedge, fat....
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Very frustrating finish today, was -5 and ended up -1 😩 Played lovely for 11 holes! A privilege to partner
@henrikstenson
today...the ground shakes when he hits the ball and it’s glorious to watch 🤤
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Congrats to the 20
@Challenge_Tour
graduates! A few sore heads this morning I’m sure 😵💫
As for me, I managed to squeeze through 2nd stage. The 1st positive result on the course this season 💪
Excited about the opportunity at final stage this week 😊
@DPWTQSchool
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Golf is a funny old game. After 8 holes yesterday I was considering my future in the game. Went -4 my last 10 holes. Then shot -7 on Fancourt Links today. Been a while since I’ve shot a ‘proper’ score and it felt lovely!
@Challenge_Tour
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Delighted for
@PepperellEddie
The way he has come back from a rough 2016 is seriously impressive, been knocking on the door ever since! Enjoy a nice bottle mate 🦉🍷
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Played
@WinterParkGolf
9 hole course with my dad a few days ago. I think golf would benefit from having more places like it. $18 to play, barely takes up any land, fun for good players, playable for hackers, takes 90 mins max to play. We both thoroughly enjoyed it 👌
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Well it was a special year on and off the course. I’m exhausted and can’t wait to get back to my girls in Orlando. Thank you all for the support this season. We go again in 2 weeks!
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Suppose that 10 year American domination will have to wait a couple more years eh?
@AlanShipnuck
#Spanked
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I don’t like to blow my own horn but these ribs were executed as well as a Henrik Stenson 3 wood 👌
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