Chris Page™️
@ChrisPage_Boz
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Husband & dad. NUFC season ticket holder. Blackball Pool player for Durham County team. Oasis, Courteeners, Kasabian and most things Indie.
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Lewis Miley at 17 had played more games in Europe than Sunderland have in their entire existence.
#NUFC
a german club has been to wembley more times since 2010 than Newcastle, yikes
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Newcastle 3rd but it’s all coz we’ve bought a potential Champions League place 🤷🏻♂️
Forest escape going down and are getting applauded despite actually spending more money than us this season 🤦🏻♂️
I don’t understand 🤣
#NUFC
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If you’ve donated any money to that Jay Slater fund after the announcement of his death then you’re a fucking idiot.
That is literally the nicest way I can put it.
#JaySlater
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Can afford a tattoo so we can live rent free in his head for the rest of his life but can’t afford a belt for his jeans so needs to use a shoe lace instead 🤦🏻♂️
The gift that keeps on giving these mutants man 🤣
#NUFC
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Don’t get me wrong I like the occasional McDonald’s myself but would I fuck queue up for hours on end to get one. Some people are just fucking mental 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#LockdownProblems
#mcdonaldsuk
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Could be worse.
We could be asking for £80m for a centre back who couldn’t get in the squad ahead of Lewis Dunk 🤷🏻♂️
#NUFC
I introduce you to the guy who travelled to Germany to carry bags and collect bibs.
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All the bars in the world and you gave us yours 🥹
#NUFC
All the money in the world but you’ve got Sunderland’s old kit
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Imagine the uproar if this was a white man saying this! That’s me done with AJ now and I certainly won’t be purchasing anymore of his fights. Racism works boths ways mate.
#anthonyjoshua
#AllLivesMatters
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Well done to Sunderland not standing in a players way when he wants to play at a bigger club.
Amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@ConsettAFC
#NUFC
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Is Dan Ashworth that stupid he doesn’t understand how contracts work 🤷🏻♂️
They pay it up or you see it out mate.
Fucking chuffed the club are sticking to their guns over this.
Let the horrible snake 🐍 rot.
#NUFC
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Brentford have been in the Premier League roughly 8 weeks now and are already beating us to players and there are still people out there who wonder why we want rid of Mike Ashley. Utterly embarrassing isn’t it 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
Kristoffer Ajer has completed his move to Brentford from Celtic for £13.5m.
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@samuelluckhurst
Not absurd at all. He’s contracted to Newcastle United until 2026. You want him then get your chequebook out and pay up his contract. It’s that simple.
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Joelinton *WILL NOT* miss the final if he’s booked next week 🤦🏻♂️
Do your research people.
#NUFC
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Fuck right off man.
Absolutely nobody can convince me that’s these officials aren’t on the fucking take like.
Absolute bollocks man 😡
#NUFC
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The handling of the
@NUFC
takeover by the
@premierleague
has been nothing short of embarrassing. Global pandemic or not the test should take a maximum of 4 weeks. It’s utterly shambolic how they have dealt with it all and they should be ashamed of themselves.
#NUFCTakeover
#NUFC
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This is the kind of preparation I’d expect from our manager when the team is winless this season.
Not fucking off on holiday for a week during the international break and giving players countless days off.
Levels.
#NUFC
🏟️ The team have been training at St. James' Park this morning as preparations continue for next weekend's home game against Brentford.
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@danielmup
@SkySportsNews
So you want the media to lie just because of his colour 🤦🏻♂️
Mainoo was shocking on Friday night. No ifs or buts. Nothing to do with his skin colour ffs 🤦🏻♂️
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Man Utd fans with unbelievable short memories here and conveniently forgetting the fact that this man was allowed to referee the league cup final 🤦🏻♂️
But they aren’t rattled at all and we aren’t rivals 🤦🏻♂️🤣
#NUFC
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So I’ve upset a few Wigan fans today over the fact that they are bragging about that tackle on Haidara. It was a fucking disgrace of a so called “tackle” and bragging about it just makes you lot look like fucking idiots. End of.
#NUFC
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Use your head and have a look at where Brighton were 15 years ago and compare them to now.
Why can’t they or anyone for that matter celebrate winning against you 🤷🏻♂️
Its tweets like this that makes everyone hate you as a fanbase.
Self entitled arseholes.
#BHAFC
#NUFC
@thegaffer1969
@BashyMc1
I’ve tried to stay off here after last night mates, and the minute I look, I see bollocks like that. It’s pathetic how these small clubs regard a 99th min pen win v MUFC as in some way wiping clean their shallow, empty, trophy free histories.
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12 months ago we wouldn’t pay the loan fee for Hamza Choudhury.
Fast forward 12 months and we are now offering £50m for one of their best players.
However there’s still some of our fans out there complaining 🤦🏻♂️
I literally can’t get my head around it 🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
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@TeleFootball
@Tom_Morgs
@ben_rumsby
So basically just a way for them to get the final they want 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Football in this country is becoming a joke.
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The same fans twisting about not being able to afford £74 for a ticket are the same ones who want a season ticket which costs at least £600 🤷🏻♂️🥴
#NUFC
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It’s absolutely ridiculous that I’m actually considering blocking
@ChronicleNUFC
. A paper that’s solely for Newcastle United but at the moment is just printing absolute garbage about the club. Do your research and print the stories the fans want. Simple
#NUFC
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@talkSPORT
This is the same man who laughed in a supporters face when he said he wanted Eddie Howe in charge and look how that’s turned out.
I think you’ll forgive us for not really caring what you think about us.
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Wood v Wilson
Goal stats are very similar.
Wilson is loved by all our fans.
Wood could be too, if given the right service.
Not as daft a deal as some are making it out to be.
#NUFC
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@ItMustBeitis9
@JPercyTelegraph
He literally walked out on Celtic for the Leicester job 🤦🏻♂️
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I’m putting Gordon in that list of horrible players I absolutely despise along with Zaha and Richarlison.
However these players are actually good and I would in fact love them if they played for NUFC.
Turns out there’s a fine line between love and hate 🤣
#NUFC
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Yes I’ve always loved my club.
Do we always see eye to eye, no, but at this precise moment in time I’m well and truly back in love with it.
The city itself is alive once more and the club is the beating heart of it.
WE ARE ALL UNITED 🖤🤍🖤🤍
#NUFC
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My three favourite NUFC number 9’s in the same picture. Can you imagine if we had all 3 of them in their prime in the same team. Absolutely unstoppable 😍😍😍
#NUFC
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@jackkmack69
He’s got nothing to do with Sunderland tattooed on him and he can afford a belt. Pointless reply but thanks anyway 👏🏻🤦🏻♂️🤣
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@NUFC360
I think he’s a great player and would thrive in our system. I don’t think it’s silly money either for a player of his age and quality. Hopefully it’s true 🤞🏻
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@Magpie24_7
If that’s where he’d rather go then fine by me. We’ll move on to someone else. I’ve always been a bit sceptical about him anyway. Not sure at all where he’d fit into our system if I’m being honest.
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Newcastle signed Targett and Trippier for less than Villa paid for Digne.
Business 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
#NUFC
Aston Villa signed Philippe Coutinho and Boubacar Kamara for a combined £17m.
They loaned Matt Targett to Newcastle for a £3m fee and are now set to receive a further £12m as the move is made permanent.
Business. 👏
#AVFC
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If Steve Bruce’s agent can get him another job then he’s the man to negotiate nurses pay rises.
The man’s clearly an absolute genius and could probably turn water into wine aswell 🤦🏻♂️
#NCFC
#NUFC
#WBA
Norwich have contacted Steve Bruce over replacing Dean Smith.
(Via:
@footyinsider247
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#NCFC
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2 positives from today.
The next starting line up will have no Lascelles or Ritchie in it
#NUFC
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Fuck Wolves. We weren’t given a stone wall penalty down there in the other game this season so we are even. Short fucking memories some people mind.
Up the mags 🖤🤍
#NUFC
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You’ve won ONCE in your last 15 visits to SJP ya mutant 🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
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Here we go with Londoners saying Londoners things 🤦🏻♂️
You couldn’t pay me enough to live there. It’s an absolute dive of a place.
You stay there and we’ll stay here.
You can fucking keep the shitshow.
#NUFC
@MagpieMediaX
@FabrizioRomano
@NclGfx
Newcastle have to sell before buying. You are setting yourselves up for a fall. Players don’t pick Newcastle over London clubs if London clubs want players.
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61 minutes of football played this season for Kalvin Phillips and he starts for England 🤦🏻♂️
This is why Southgate needs to go!
#ITAENG
#England
#ThreeLions
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Defence is shocking!
Midfield is non existent!
EVERY SINGLE nufc fan knew we needed a lot more than Willock.
The neglect is there for all to see and plus a manager who’s tactically inept equals a very worrying season ahead.
#AshleyOUT
#BruceOut
#NUFC
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Whoever we get through the door as our next manager I promise you one thing…
They will be a hell of a lot better than the last one.
Get behind them and the team and we can build from there.
Let’s just be patient and calm down man.
#NUFC
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@SAFCFANSVIEW
Think you’ll find Michael Carrick is much more “successful” than Henderson and he played in the modern era so probably best to delete this tweet now
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Harry Maguire and Kalvin Phillips in the England squad 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Everything that’s wrong with English football 😡
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Spent more money on transfers than any other club in Europe in the last 10 seasons but have “ran the club into the ground” 🤣🤣🤣
These self entitled muppets haven’t got a clue have they 🤦🏻♂️
#ManUre
#NUFC
#MUFC
fans continue protest against the wretched Glazers at April 30 Villa game. Led by
@The__1958
, fans will march to OT. “We will boycott the game for 18 minutes. A minute for every year this ownership has driven our club into the ground.” Fans demand “Full Sale Only” of club.
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If you are on here today and you don’t understand why Joe Willock isn’t playing then I can’t help you 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
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The definition of Hypocrisy: All the fans wanting the takeover to be blocked coz of Benin Sports while sitting at home watching their dodgy firesticks and tv boxes with the very channels that are being talked about on them. Whey get fucked man 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
#NUFCTakeover
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No stonewall penalty and the man who scores the winner shouldn’t even be on the pitch.
Thank god for VAR eh 😡😡😡
#NUFC
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So we play Villa on Sunday.
Huge game again for us.
However…despite being 9 points better off in the table Villa have actually LOST more games than us this season!
Mental!
😳😳😳
#NUFC
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This country would be a nazi state if it wasn’t for this man so I think you all need to have a little bit of respect. Think you are all forgetting that.
#Churchill
#londonprotest
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Facts of life.
▪️Water is wet.
▪️The sky is blue.
▪️Man Utd have match and VAR officials on the pay roll.
#NUFC
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RIP Albert. Loved listening to him when he phoned in. Loved his passion and pride for the club aswell. He’ll be a huge miss on the show 😔
#NUFC
It's with great sadness I bring you the news
#totalsport
legend Albert Matthewson has passed away. He kept calling the show right til the end. Loved
@bbcnewcastle
& loved football, but most of all loved
#nufc
. RIP Albert. We are all devastated. You will be hugely missed by many.
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What Nick really meant to say is;
Now that NUFC are here and competing the top 6 cartels don’t like it and are crying like little babies coz they aren’t getting their own way anymore.
Pretty much that how I interpreted it anyway 🤷🏻♂️
#NUFC
Newcastle used to be one of the most likeable teams around. Now they’re one of the least.
The ownership is the main reason, but it’s on the pitch too.
They’ve used it smartly & shouldn’t do anything different. But equally people don’t have to like it
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Southgate’s time is about up.
He’ll get the World Cup and that will be that.
This is woeful and all against a side who haven’t even made it to Qatar.
Very poor.
#ThreeLions
#England
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Liked Dubravka but I don’t anymore.
Absolute bottle job and has jumped ship at the first time of competition.
We got you where you are today and this is how you repay us.
Swapping benches eh. Honestly don’t get it at all.
#NUFC
Excl: Manchester United are set to sign Martin Dúbravka, here we go! Full agreement reached, loan deal with buy option £5m not mandatory. It’s agreed with Newcastle and player side 🚨🔴
#MUFC
Dúbravka will travel tonight, medical on Tuesday.
Antony and new 2d goalkeeper coming.
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You mean the metro centre that’s literally a mile away from Newcastle 🤦🏻♂️
Shocking that isn’t it.
If you don’t like it you should have went to the Bridges shouldn’t you 🤣
#NUFC
@KeithAn84504963
@Micky_A_Lawson
Metro centre was full of them yesterday they seem to be crawling out of the woodwork since the blood money
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Look at everyone else signing players to try and improve or get even better and then look at us.
We are an utter embarrassment and deserve nothing other than being relieved of our Premier League status.
Our club is quite literally DYING and we are powerless to stop it.
#NUFC
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@ToonMouthTyne
They are by far the worst kit maker we’ve ever had. Ok some of the stuff is nice but they have serious quality issues and the lack of product quantity is disgraceful and don’t even get me started on their online service 🤦🏻♂️
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Newcastle United relegated by their former captain is the most Newcastle United thing ever 🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
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Man Utd winning there and there was plenty time wasting going on but the ref still blew up bang on the 4 added minutes that were shown.
Funny that isn’t it 😡
#NUFC
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The signing of Botman mirrors the signing of Kompany to Man City at the very start of their takeover.
A young promising defender with bags of potential who could play for us for the best part of 10 years.
Fantastic business 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
#NUFC
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@beINSPORTS_EN
@richardajkeys
So Qatar’s bid for the 2022 World Cup was all legit and above board was it??? I think not Hairy Potter 🤦🏻♂️
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The High Performance podcast on Eddie Howe is one of the best and most interesting ones I’ve ever watched.
What a man he is and I’m absolutely convinced that he’ll be a legend at this football club.
Absolutely adore the bloke.
#NUFC
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@danielmup
@SkySportsNews
It’s just a picture of an English player. Nobody cares what skin colour he has ffs. I wouldn’t care if was Harry Kane so why do you care it’s Saka 🤦🏻♂️
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I think Sarr from Watford would be a cracking signing if I’m honest. Still only young aswell so has time on his side to improve. That’s one we should definitely be looking at IMO
#NUFC
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I’d be surprised if we don’t see a big reaction tonight from the players.
It was a bad result and the manager and players will want to put it right.
Big opportunity and incentive to pull clear of the relegation zone aswell.
Huge game!
#NUFC
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Very tough game today IMO.
Brighton are a very good side.
They play very good football and have a very good up and coming manager.
I’d take a point now if I was offered it but we are also a very different team than we were a year ago.
Could be an interesting day.
#NUFC
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Friday now becomes a big game.
They need to get this performance off their backs quickly and prove to everyone that the fight is still there because today has been totally unacceptable.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t concerned after the last 2 performances.
Shambles!
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How many times I’m checking Twitter for news on the takeover 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#NUFC
#NUFCTakeover
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Chelsea and Man City have abused these rules for years.
The top 6 wanted to break away to form another league 🤦🏻♂️
However it’s Newcastle who are ruining football and we don’t want them in our precious top 6 🤦🏻♂️
Utter cry babies.
#NUFC
🚨 Exclusive: Premier League clubs will vote on Nov 21 to introduce temporary BAN on incoming loan deals between associated party clubs. Needs 14/20 clubs to pass motion.
⚫️ This will obviously affect NUFC & potential to loan players from Saudi
🟢 More to follow
@MailSport
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Think you need to sack your Twitter team
@SkySportsPL
This report mentions NOTHING on The PIF group, the Saudi Royal Family or Newcastle United football club. Clickbait at it’s finest here. Piss poor Sky, Piss fucking poor
#CLICKBAIT
#NUFC
#NUFCTakeover
The findings raise serious concerns over the suitability of members of Saudi Arabia's public investment fund (PIF) to pass the Premier League's owners and directors' test...
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The team spirit looks absolutely amazing right through the camp.
Say what you want about us and our owners coz do you know what………I don’t give a shit.
I love where this club is going right now 😍
Roll on August 6th 🖤🤍
#NUFC
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Thick as mince 🤣
#NUFC
Newcastle were brash and outrageous in their demands the for 4 months...only to come to United the day before the PSR deadline with their tail between their legs agreeing to what United offered.
We've wanted United to be better in negotiations, this was a big win.
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People claiming the Saudis aren’t gonna pump money into our club and the team are kidding themselves. What’s happened today proves that they are gonna go all out and they aren’t taking any shit from no fucker. We are gonna be fucking massive so bring it on 😍
#NUFC
#NUFCTakeover
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Some of our fans baffle me at times. Some saying they wouldn’t want Danny Ings. Our current number 9 has ONE premier league goal this season while he’s banged them in all year for Southampton. Unbelievable man. We aren’t gonna sign Christiano Ronaldo ffs. What do u expect
#NUFC
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