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Dallas Stars fan in Langley, BC. I like pizza, beer, tattoos, noodles & dogs.....all of the dogs. Except Chiuahuas. #texashockey #togetherblue

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I cannot thank @LoganStankoven and his dad @wes_stanky enough for making this happen. #TexasHockey has got a great player and guy coming soon. Cheers fellas and thank you again.
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. @tedcruz this you?
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I guess Ted Cruz forgot…
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Does anyone know this guy? @nmoroch #texashockey
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@ChrisNarduzzi
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Ryan Suter was flat footed - Razor. No shit Daryl. No shit. #texashockey
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HUGE thank you to @blueshockeygrl for the kids @DallasStars jersey. You are fantastic. Also to @FedEx for getting it across the country and border in time for game 6. #texashockey #OneStateOneTeam
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@HightowerCyndie @ericareport Tell me you don't actually know the law without saying you don't know the law.
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The #Ducks have lost 9 games in a row, with #texashockey coming to town for 2. Sounds like a perfect recipe for a Stars loss.
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@BR_OpenIce It's about time. All the problems clearly land on the head of the *checks notes* Athletic trainer?
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Slow motion video of Foligno NOT getting sticked in the face.
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“I get high sticked in the face”. No my man you ran your face into an elbow. Lolol
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@NHLPlayerSafety Cool, but you let Mackinnon skate away with an obvious headshot against Patrick with no discipline, you exist for what purpose again?
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Wow. @nhl just gifting colorado powerplays now. Rantonen falls on his own but Duchene gets a penalty for being in the area. What awful reffing. Where was that embellishment call? #texashockey
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@TXHockeyRef @tom_orsborn Awww do his words upset you? Probably not as much as parents who have to bury their kids because of your countries obsession with thinking killing children is okay.
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@Sportsnet Yeah, sure it will.
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Lmao. Bowness on sportsnet right now talking about how you cant keep doing the same thing? Really? You're doing the exact same thing in Winnipeg that didnt work in Dallas. Sit down old man.
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It'll never happen because he has too much respect, but man Pavelski needs to come out. #texashockey
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@BruceLeVinePuck PP merchant team can't win 5 on 5 so has to complain about it.
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Stars will lose this game because of Rick Bowness hockey #texashockey
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@BruceLeVinePuck Yeah, again with the Guri blame. The only guy on the line who can skate and it's his fault. How very Bowness.
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@FriedgeHNIC Lmao, this was literally the same play the Canucks won on against the Stars 2 weeks ago. Leagues a joke with this
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@TSN_Sports @GoldenKnights No one cares how you feel. Back on LTIR for you
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@firebonestaylor "Hey guys, "WE'RE" winning, so I'm going to change the lines up" - Rick Bowness Also Rick Bowness ""THEY" didnt have any chemistry tonight. I dont know what happened" #texashockey
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@AveryBurnerAcct @NHLPlayerSafety Lol, nobody is scared of Zadorov, especially Benn.
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@TheoFleury14 Theo clearly has never had A drivers license Provincial health card SIN card Birth certificate Smart phone. Bank account Credit card These all track your movements and one of them is down to your exact location.
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Hey @espn if you're going to cover a national game, make sure the colour guy isnt openly cheering for one team. Messier just said, "he wished the Oilers got the lead there" Kind of BS is that? #texashockey
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@BruceLeVinePuck Bowness is also the only coach to have a negative goal differential among those coaches. For a defence first team that has trouble scoring.....that's not good.
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@THP780 Oh christ. Just something else to cry about.
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@flyersbrainrot I dont know what's funnier. Being upset about it or Zegras being the "so called face of the league"
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@CarrieIsaac Lmao. It's not going to do shit. Dozens of armed police were scared to enter a school because of one shooter. You think 1 armed person is going to be any different?
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@WildTakes10k What time is tee off?
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@ChrisNarduzzi
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@JLStoller Listen everyone, it's not his job to report on him being a bad guy. It's his job to sit on BS like this and dig it up years later to pump his awesome journalism. You know. For context.
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Love that on Vancouver radio last week #texashockey owner Tom Gaglardi said the media in Dallas are basically cheerleaders for the team and don't really hold the team accountable. He's 100% right.
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A bullshit coach, with a bullshit system is going to cost the stars a playoff spot. Something fans have been screaming for months, and the media will write an article "what happened?" At season end. #texashockey
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@BruceLeVinePuck Weird. Usually when someone plays well they get punished by Bowness.
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Nills post deadline presser will include the lines: "I like where the team is at" "No deals were to be had" "The price was too high to aquire" "The price was too low to sell" "I dont know what I'm doing anymore" #texashockey
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@MikeHeika If they're genuinely surprised then they're out of touch with the fanbase and are ignoring the stats they show he's trash. There is no way he should be 2nd in TOI.
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@JFreshHockey Unless the balls are picked live on TV it will always come across this way. Always.
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@MikeMcKenna56 Dallas didn't blow game 1 this would've been a sweep.
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@JFreshHockey The lack of Roope Hintz is insulting.
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@StarsCountdown Wild fans watching the Stars in round two is hilarious.
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@SaadYousuf126 Bowness' system. Dump and chase hockey belongs in the dead puck era. It's simply giving the puck away.
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@Sportsnet The won in the first OT but it didn't fit the NHL narrative. First time to win in OT 3-1
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@MDeFranks He got chased around? Lol.
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Lol. ESPN colour guy just says Dallas bends but doesnt break? Lol. Dude, I can count a dozen times when they broke. #texashockey
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@DallasStars @Lexus Could've fired the coach at the allstar break. That decision is coming home to roost now.
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@jasondemers5 So a one line team with worse d and goaltending? Okay
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@SlavBritt Stone better be careful he might end up on LTIR again with uh.........knuckle bruises.
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@NHL @DallasStars Should be 3-0 Dallas. Deep team vs a top heavy team.
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@SaadYousuf126 It's almost like he's the only guy on D who drives offense. I wonder if the Stars have another guy in the pressbox maybe.
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@Bell_LetsTalk Oh look another round of firings are coming up. If you work for @bell media your days maybe numbered. Get that resume ready.
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@DallasStars I've been trashing him for 2 years now and I dare say he was great in round 1.
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@DallasStars Just say concussion protocol. It was such a headshot, like so obvious, that naturally the Calgary born ref missed it.
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@NHL Jason Robertson took a 7 game break from scoring and he's still 3rd. Lol
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Shocking. Dave Jackson agrees with the call again.
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@SaadYousuf126 Lmao. Coming from the guy who has no idea how to utilize his lineup. Why is he still the coach?
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Refs giving Edmonton 2 points on that ticky tack call. #texashockey
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@DallasStarsDDH Klingbergs hips are a disaster. Guy can barely play anymore. One of the best things Dallas did was let him walk. Guys fallen off a cliff
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Patrick Sharp just said that Klingberg has a lot of former teammates on Dallas. No shit Patrick. No shit. #texashockey
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@Bell_LetsTalk . @bell killed hundreds of jobs in canada to pay its shareholders dividends. They do not care about you. Only money. They also took government relief money to hand out bonuses. #endbellletstalk you're a disgrace.
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@DarrenDreger So PLD gonna mail it in there too.
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@NHL @HockeyHallFame @RyanMiller3039 No. Stop making it the hall of very good. Voting should be like the MLB. If you cant make it your first 10 years of eligibility you're not hall worthy. Players are in because 30 years later the current crop is underwhelming so they get put in
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@EverydaySens No chance in hell Stars are trading Johnston or Stankoven, they need them in the lineup cap space wise.
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@smeeegs @JFreshHockey Marty Turco pitching 3 shutouts and losing in 7 to Vancouver.
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Guri bomb. Confidence ARISE. Go Guri. Wonders happen when the coaching staff believes in you
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Oulala! Son premier avec nous 🔥 No. 25's first goal as a Hab! #GoHabsGo
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20 is shit defensively and is rewarded with PP time. WHY? #TexasHockey
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@andystrickland @CamandStrick Lol. Yeah give that money to those 3rd and 4th line grinders....you know the ones that have helped you win the cup how many times now?.................no how many? I lost count.....so many cups
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Suter being a beauty screen. Short handed goal Nashville. Suter -2. Yeah, he can stop playing. #texashockey
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Now that Bowness is gone, I will concentrate all my efforts to getting that cinder block Suter to retire or request a trade. #texashockey #onestateoneteam
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@WildTakes10k @10k_Takes 4 series wins in 23 years. Playing the wild in the playoffs is a guaranteed bye to round 2.
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@BarDown 7 more points in 2 less games. The answer is obvious. ROBO.
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@DallasStars @Lexus This team doesnt deserve the playoffs.
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@alyssaturnz Cmon people we gotta help out. She's gonna go into debt because of Reimers homophobia
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@AlleyDalley Fleury is awesome.
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Suter and Hakanpaa are directly responsible for both Canuck goals and yet Lundqvist continues to sit. Smooth coaching #TexasHockey
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@DavidCastilloAC How does anyone actually think Hakanpaa deserves to play over Nils?
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#TexasHockey gets Tanev yet sits the quick skating puck mover for a lumbering oaf who gets beaten constantly. Get rid of fucking Hakanpaa
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Lol. Vegas already waiting to put Stone on LTIR.
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Mark Stone has been pre-emptively ruled out for the 2024-2025 #NHL regular season due to injury.
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@starsfanerik American DJ is supposed to know about a regional story. They're so soft.
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Scratch Nils.....continue to play Suter....... #texashockey continues to be blind with #20 .
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@DallasStarsDDH Anyone who wants Bowness back needs to turn in their fan card.
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Lol. Kubalik thought he was going to skate away from Heiskanen. Oh no sweetie. No you weren't. #TexasHockey
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Not gonna say it but........Guri didnt play and the Stars lost.......coincidence? No. Okay, I said it. Fight me. #texashockey
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Lol. Avs clown thinks the definition of bandwagon is cheering for a team that isn't your hometown team. #TexasHockey
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@Sportsnet Yall clamering for the world cup, but it was absolute trash last time. Team Europe? Team NA under 23? The fuck? It was nothing but an over the top commercial. Hockey was secondary.
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@DallasStars Being outshot 43-12 isnt a battle. It's a one sided onslaught.
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Holy hell. Hakanpaa slow to the front and his man scores. But yeah, Nils was the problem. #texashockey
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Remember Otters record after a loss. #texashockey will be fine for game 5.
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@illPhysics @TMZ Also Sykens in the Horizon series
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@RobertTiffin Has anyone checked on Stones spleen?
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@Bell_LetsTalk Who are you firing today? It's your jam. Firing people around your corporate circle jerk. 🖕
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Says a murderer.
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America needs to become less woke and start waking up to the reality and damage that is happening.
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@SaadYousuf126 Gotta love that Rick Bowness third period hockey.
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@Slappywaggle @timandfriends Yet here you are. Benn 3. Oilers 2. Add 3 more Stars goals for a thorough shit kicking.
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@DallasStars @Lexus That lineup deployment the final 3 minutes was fucking atrocious.
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#TexasHockey has scored 6 goals and yet somehow Suter is -2
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@timandfriends Hyman has no problem running a 37 year old but turns into a coward against Benn.
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What a pass by Domi #TexasHockey
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Bieksa who's usually the best on the panel looks like a clown here. Defending an obvious chicken wing head shot. Cmon man.
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The panel discusses Jacob Trouba's minor Elbowing penalty on Evan Rodrigues. ⤵️
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@SaadYousuf126 Guys so awesome and gracious with his time. I also managed to land a bobblehead. His dad Wes is super nice also
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