You feed beefburgers to swans! (I'm Alan Partridge)

Chris Morris and Alan Partridge discuss what happens to you when you die (The Day Today MiniNews, first broadcast 8th February 1994)

Racist police horses (The Armando Iannucci Shows - 2001)

The Midlands now, it'll be warm at first but turning cocky later at around 12, and there should be some cloud around in the shape of a whore.

Gay Desk from Colin Poppshed (The Day Today)

Me when changing twitter passwords

“Luckily the amount of heroin I use is harmless”

“This is the one thing we didnt want to happen”

Old account hacked by trolls. Please follow this one whilst twitter investigates #ChrisMorrisBits please RT