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Oh good, can’t wait to be lectured on why this would be good by a generation that never fucking did this but love to act like they stormed Normandy
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says he will bring back National Service if Tories win general election
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The Chiellini foul is not a red card, never has been a red and never should be a red card.
That’s the cold hard foul a winner does in that situation. Take one for the team.
Get me back to football when at least 80% of people have a clue
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Honestly there’s a few of the Olympics I’d bin off
- Football - replace with Futsal/Beach Football
- Dressage - horses dancing ain’t a sport
- Walking - they’re jogging, behave yourselves
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Remember when they signed Ronaldo. They were wanking themselves silly, all buying new kits with Ronaldo on the back.
You’re the mugs. You deserve this.
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No one’s lives are peaking at 1-0 down
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They need to move here to understand that a massive part of football, particularly lower down, is dancing on other teams failures.
So, Ben Tozer reveals that Ryan and Rob are due to fly in to watch the play-off final at Wembley this weekend.
Says the whole squad are “rooting” for
@Official_NCFC
after how much they pushed
#WxmAFC
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My favourite dynamic is journos and clubs simultaneously condemning pyro whilst using photos of them constantly for promos etc
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4 years since the greatest sequence of crowd noise you may ever hear. It’s got everything.
#CreweAlex
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Foden - Bellingham - Saka
In behind Kane.
I swear to god if we’re playing with shackles on in Germany
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Florentino Perez: “What can be better than watching these top 15 clubs every week”. [
@elchiringuitotv
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Fake limbs are an absolute plague and must be stopped
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Odds on her having never stepped foot in a football ground in her life?
London Ambulance service would like some help identifying the wonderful human being that jumped up and down on an Ambulance response car and put it off the road. Please share especially with any of your friends in London.
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Newports draws are actually a joke. They’ll play 2009 Barcelona in the FA Cup at Rodney Parade one day
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Europa League 2
Watford vs Ferencvaros
8:05pm Kick off
Live only on Quest
A third European competition with the working title 'Europa League 2' will be introduced from 2021, Uefa has confirmed.
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You lot gonna stop putting games on where fans can’t get to/from using public transport then yeah?
Thought not
David Garrido explains how you can play your part in the upcoming Green Football Weekend which uses the power of football to tackle climate change 🌎
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Whatever the big clubs want, every single time.
The changes have been triggered by pressure on the domestic calendar such as the expansion of European competitions.
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Amazing, they won’t cross an away end exit until the games over but a picket line was no problem
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Emma Watson down the other end and you’ve got better spin options than England
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Heard your club doesn’t just get the BBC website up on the scoreboard at halftime
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That’s weird could’ve sworn he was shaky at Everton and only ever turned up for England?
Englands. Number. One. Never in doubt.
Men's Player of the Season: Jordan Pickford. 🧤
Three years in a row for our number one! 💙
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There’s something very poetic about Liverpool going for a quadruple and ending up with the 2 trophies they’ve spent years calling Mickey Mouse
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Born in Portsmouth
Raised in Portsmouth
Live in Portsmouth
Work in Portsmouth
Will die in Portsmouth
These muppets who support the “big 6” will never get it.
We live for these nights.
This is our life,
This is our Pompey
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Declan Rice is England’s best player. It’s not close. He is so so so so good. Silly footballer
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Staying to watch your team get battered doesn’t make you a better fan
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Decent day out. Shame Patrick Bamford is very very good.
DARAWA
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I will repeat that anyone who takes a refund does not understand the basic premise of football
A massive defeat on a 440-mile round trip.
Crewe's manager is making his players pay the fans who travelled back 💷
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They’ve annoyed me. Largely because laughing at Wrexham failing every year was funny and they’ve ruined that. Chester can take their place, Stoke too actually.
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Fuck this shit off honestly. 600 fans can still pack into a step 3 ground but 1000 can’t go into 10k+ stadiums. Shove it up your fucking arse.
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I can’t tell you how sorry I feel for genuine fans of the big clubs who go all the time. Their clubs are merely branding, vehicles to other things. They aren’t there for the communities they were created to represent anymore
Chelsea fans were left baffled as a group of 'supporters' were seen brushing their teeth and reading a book during their game against Fulham
The stunt was to promote an upcoming film called 'Argylle' which is made by a production company owned by Chelsea chief, Todd Boehly...
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If any party wants to propose shutting down boxparks they’d get my vote 👍
That reaction to Harry Kane's opening goal against Denmark 🥳
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2 years since the emptiest streets I’ve ever seen yet a YouTuber who blogs everything conveniently managed to get followed by hooligans and had no footage of it
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We won. A knockout game. On penalties. On ITV. After conceding in the last minute. After going behind in the shootout.
Tell me that’s not coming home.
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If you know you know
Which goal have you celebrated the most only for it to be disallowed? 🤔
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Lobbing yourself on the floor for a goal when you’re still losing. Lob yourself in the bin on the way out
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Find it absolutely mental people will both cry at ticket prices skyrocketing then proceed to mock Manchester City for giving good deals? Proper strange.
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The Rooney rule is fucking stupid. You can’t give people interviews who should be nowhere near jobs just because they’re an ethnic minority. That’s not equality.
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Banging on about the magic of the cup for lower and non-league teams then the second the big boys are about
The
#EmiratesFACup
third round tv picks have been selected! 📺
Which games will you be watching? 👀
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I feel sorry for united fans who are there every week. Must be hell having to deal with pricks who are only there to raid the club shop and record everything
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Lower league clubs bringing out all the plastics and getting properly walloped is the true magic of the cup
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We do that to watch 22 blokes kick a bag of air around for 2 hours then come straight home?
the european mind cowers at the driving endurance of the typical american, this is a normal drive for a three day weekend, it's like san francisco to la and much shorter than one i've done a few times, new york city to columbus
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8 years since the one of the greatest football phone ins ever
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All these clubs making statements because of fan backlash.
The power we hold is a lot more than what they want us to believe. Daft kick off times and ticket prices targeted next please.
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Incredible you’ve forgotten England 0-4 Hungary
Incredible that Gareth Southgate thinks Pickford is better than Ramsdale.
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How has Brexit been in the news every day for about 3 years and people still do not know the difference between a continent and a political union of countries
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Hi
@StevenageFC
. My 4yo son wanted to go to Stevenage. Then he asked, why is it called Stevenage? Can people not called Steve go there I said: Yes of course. He suggests you should call yourselves “Peoplenage”. It’s 2018.
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I do just sometimes think about Crewe’s tik tok and how outrageous it was
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Fans of big clubs would have actual aneurysms having to watch the refs in the leagues below. They genuinely do not know how good they have it
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A fantastic final to show that budget isn’t everything and to wind absolutely everyone up with the attendance
The Final is set! ✅
🏆
@crawleytown
🆚
@crewealexfc
🗓️ Sunday 19 May
⌚️ KO 13:00
#EFLPlayOffs
|
#StepUp
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Love seeing this from Eli King. Cardiff are gonna need to let us keep him all year.
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Crewe Alexandra are the only team in the top 4 divisions of English football to have never won a league title at any level
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If I see another person say we should want to finish 2nd my heads gonna roll further.
Round of 16 Portugal/France at Wembley
Or
Quarter Final Portugal/France in St Petersburg
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England fan singing about England players.
If you’re that arsed about your club just stay out of it you daft cunts x
Imagine being a United 'fan' and singing England songs about City players. What a twat
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I’ve met some of the best people I know through following England. They’ll be there in Andorra and San Marino.
Sadly it’s the turn up for a tournament and stag do city brigade that fuck us all over.
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No, they paid for Newcastle vs Tottenham.
They got Newcastle vs Tottenham.
Struggling to see what there is to reimburse?
I’ve seen some suggesting Tottenham fans that travelled to Newcastle today should be reimbursed after their shockingly poor performance.
Do you think they should be? 🤔
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Germany had 3,000 cases today.
Still allowed to watch football with reasonable precautions. Like a functioning country.
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If you’re getting naked in public spaces you’re a nonce. I don’t care how pissed you are, on the register you go.
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Arsenal went 9 years without a trophy and it was called a disaster? They’re the 3rd biggest club in England and finished 2nd last season. They’re clearly investing again to try and get their hands on silverware, he’s part of it. Not rocket science, is it
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We can’t go football because we might clog up on exit and entry 🤣
Day two of a 10pm curfew: Oxford Circus has turned into an impromptu party
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Please do also feel free to see this goal we conceded in that very same game. League 2 may have peaked that day
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They don’t appear to be living underwater?
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What's the furthest you've travelled for an away day and was it worth it? 😅💭
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They can. It’s called travelling over or a TV 👍
If they want to watch competitive games live they should make a league in the USA. Call it like Major League Soccer to blend in with the other sports or something.
The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, has called for Premier League games to be played in the United States 🇺🇸
“Liverpool, the club I support as Mayor of London, are currently on tour in America,”
“They have big fans in America. Why can’t those fans see a competitive game?”
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1 whole year since I last self harmed, I’ve never been more proud of myself for holding it together when it’s been rough.
If you’re struggling talk to someone, people are better than you might think
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“No one wants replays”
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That end is going to be full of England. Huge potential for limbs
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Wrong platform lads, Avanti are on strike x
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By the way, booing Pickford is truly pathetic behaviour. Englands number 1.
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