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ChrisInACrisis

@ChrisInACrisis

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Critically unfunny / priv: @chrisinaslay

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2015
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@swimfan235
carl bismark
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Awkwafina was asked about her thoughts on the Charlie Kirk shooting earlier today. She had this to say: “What is you talmbout?”
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@wheel_able
wheelable.bsky.social
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oh my god
@CNN
CNN
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
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@megannn_lynne
Meg
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a man raised his voice at me today & it turns out my body does in fact still keep the score
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@mythical_kat
Sam 🌺 Midnight Sun
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Heard you’re bat together And if that’s BOO! You’ll just have to hex me When she’s cursing you
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@gurreggg
greg
1 month
You know you was hella wrong for what you did last summer
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
1 month
Weapons is like a 2.5/10. One of the most disappointing movies I’ve seen
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ChrisInACrisis
1 month
So is everyone at the Movie theater at 9pm today to see weapons
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@AbiChittin
lito (shadows #1 fan)
1 month
u people say there’s no song of the summer when Untouched by the Veronica’s has been out since 2005…
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
1 month
You + Your fave Pokemon
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@BleauxBabe
Bleaux (but in cool font)
1 month
You + your fave pokemon
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
1 month
How many cut waters do yall I think I can drink before I start posting drafts
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@jarodzsz
jár
2 months
welcome. to my island. see the palm trees. wave in the wind.
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 months
Bulge discourse on the timeline?
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 months
Hair isn’t laying the way I want it. No one at work getting a booth today
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 months
Sick (again)
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@bigfatrat
rata
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Sister I'm Just Playing With My Big Fat Russy
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@ChrisInACrisis
ChrisInACrisis
2 months
Whiskey sour time
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Chat, I can’t do this sitting in a crowded bar thing anymore
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@Jorgeous_1
Jorgemosa 💋
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@morphinelovemua Sister I’ve Just Been Playing With My Pussy
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I owe her my life
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