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@ChrisCardeezy

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Publicly proclaimed champion of life. CEO of The Meeting™️. Lifetime achievement award winner for minding my business. The Mayor.

Oklahoma City, OK
Joined March 2011
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
4 years
“Mike, we just drafted a franchise PG with the 34th pick.”
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
UNC was 161-0 over the last 25 years when leading by 15 at half lmfaoooo. Let’s goooo
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@ChrisCardeezy
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4 years
Walking into the Hawk after you already hit The Wheel and the Bull.
@hornets
Charlotte Hornets
4 years
BIG ENERGY RIGHT NOW‼️ 👌👌👌
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
This is the only way K-State could ever kill KU @BarstoolKU
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
Wild that KU football was so poppin at one point that Lil Wayne had bars about Reesing lol.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
Does CB stand for Certified Bucket?
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
I just keep refreshing twitter looking at new Natty content and I get a little dopamine buzz each time. This will never get old.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
They better get some jerseys in the gift shop‼️
@hornets
Charlotte Hornets
5 years
. @Devonte4Graham DRAINS IT AT THE BUZZER! 🚨 @HornetsOnFSSE | #AllFly
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
21 gave KU that shoutout on the new album. Extreme.
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2 years
Saturday is gonna be a big day in Lawrence, KS.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
This is so incredibly lit.
@BR_NBA
Bleacher Report NBA
5 years
After hitting a career-high 10 3s tonight, Devonte' Graham is currently behind James Harden for most 3PM this season 😳
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
6 years
AND Cardeezy aka Ciroc Obama aka the CEO of the meeting.
@BentonASmith
Benton Smith
6 years
Devonte' Graham, Malik Newman and Svi Mykhailiuk at AFH #kubball
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@ChrisCardeezy
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8 years
😤😤😤
@NBAonTNT
NBA on TNT
8 years
Wayne Selden Jr. showing off the bounce 🐰 #NBAPlayoffs
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
1 more sleep.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
I think the Chiefs are 8-1 since they told X-Factor to kick rocks lmaooo
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
Idk if you guys know this, but logistically speaking, all of Kansas’ sewage flows into Missouri. We effortlessly shit on them all the time.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
Loved watching Mizzou play in a BCS bowl that year.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
Lack of institutional control. Give them a post season ban.
@LJWorld
Lawrence Journal-World
5 years
A lack of information during a Lawrence middle school lockdown yesterday led to needless panic and trauma for students, parents say:
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
Lmaooo I’m hyped that you’re hyped for your own funeral.
@BarstoolMizzou
Barstool Mizzou
5 years
December 12, 2020 literally cannot come any sooner
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
I won’t entertain any Silvio slander. Give him a T for taunting and end the game. KSU cleared the bench. It’s honestly surprising because they’re ELITE at losing gracefully.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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7 years
Walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. You don't have to explain yourself.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
Carole Baskin is a K-State booster.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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8 years
You end up on 0% of the blocks you don't pull up on.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
Bob Knight picked up plenty of chairs and still finished the season. This is bullshit.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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6 years
Nuhhuhh.. this is the SECOND time this season he’s set the record for points scored against them by a single player lmaoo #DEPY
@nbagleague
NBA G League
6 years
What. A. Performance. @hornets assignee @Devonte4Graham WENT OFF for a CAREER-HIGH 4⃣2⃣ points with 6⃣ boards, 5⃣ dimes & 7⃣ triples! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 @KUHoops ↗️ @hornets ➡️ @greensboroswarm
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@ChrisCardeezy
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7 years
99% of the time my tweets aren't about anything or anyone specific, but yo if the shoe fits, you can wear it.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
When Kemba sees Dtae at the All Star game.
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5 years
What kind of uncultured swine is a fan of KU hoops and doesn’t know who Hudy is? Lmaoooo
@FansOfKU
Kansas Jayhawk Fans
5 years
KU basketball strength coach Andrea Hudy is leaving the Jayhawks to take a job with Texas. Although many of you may not recognize her name, she played a huge role in the success of Jayhawk basketball. Here are just a few examples of her transforming our players:
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5 years
This is why we do it. Never been more proud to be a KU fan. We set the standard.
@RRinehart2012
RRinehart
5 years
Such an outrageous photo.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
@Codyashi @bturner23 Oranges as in the BCS bowl KU won?
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7 years
Believe with your eyes, not your ears.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
Mississippi legalizing before KS is sooo embarrassing for us lol.
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3 years
Fake Patty’s day is sooo mids lol.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
I’ve seen KU lose in the tourney 25+ times in my life and it never gets easier. I hate this shit.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
Between the KU game and the Chiefs, I can’t do anymore close games this year. What a weekend for the squads. Great games.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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7 years
‘Pull Up On His Block’ season has officially started, but the meeting has never ended.
@KCStar
The Kansas City Star
7 years
KU’s Devonté Graham leads preseason All-Big 12 team
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
Can’t spell “I suck” without ISU.. Let’s get it Hawks‼️
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@ChrisCardeezy
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8 years
This Grizzlies game is lit.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
PSA: Liquor stores don’t open until 9:00 Saturday morning. Get your booze Friday night if you wanna tailgate early for the KU game.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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6 years
As if we needed another reason as to why he can’t be trusted.
@BigBobInKC
Bobby Clarke
6 years
President Trump’s favorite Kansas City BBQ is Famous Dave’s. #TrumpInKC
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
I feel so blessed after what I just witnessed at Allen Fieldhouse
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@ChrisCardeezy
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6 years
KU fans put too much weight into winning the streak. I’m not happy we lost, but we set the record and still did something remarkable. Maybe this will allow us to focus more on the post season, because conference championships don’t mean shit if you can’t get it done on March.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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4 years
Lmaooo both Morris twins got ejected tonight. Legends.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
4 years
That Eastbay magazine used to hit different.
@OhShit_ItsJR
Big Jay
4 years
I’m this old .. The original version of online shopping 😂😂
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4 years
All time classic moment lmaooo
@NoContextKUBB
No Context Kansas Basketball
4 years
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5 years
We are the same person lmaooo.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
6 years
When you finally decide to shoot your shot, but it’s a green bubble because she gave you Pizza Shuttle’s number.
@bturner23
Braiden Turner
6 years
When you slide in the DM’s & you get that “seen” and she doesn’t respond
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@ChrisCardeezy
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6 years
Still a major vibe.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
Yesssir. NOLA shoulda let him rock.
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
2 years
Devonte’ Graham tonight: 31 points 6 threes Most points EVER in a Spurs debut.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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6 years
La Croix tastes like your foot fell asleep.
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5 years
When you thought you were the one but then she asks who your friend is.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
We drink Ciroc and use profanity in lot 94. This is not a no fun zone. Pull up you squares.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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6 years
Finally got a big boy job. It’s time to go get this money.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
This man @bturner23 got on SportsCenter. I’m his agent. Please direct all inquiries to my DM’s. He now charges for appearances.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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4 years
Damn.. Trump got the the whole 2020 experience. Lost his job, got Covid, and got evicted from his house lmaoooo.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
3 years
Patiently waiting for his Allen Fieldhouse Yelp review.
@RRinehart2012
RRinehart
3 years
Saw Jackson Mahomes at AFH last night. So far, I have not seen a tik tok dancing video which is huge news for the future success of KU’s season.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
6 years
Tech gotta win now.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
6 years
Nipsey was in Anaheim yesterday cheering on Texas Tech in the Elite 8. Prayers to him and his family 🙏 (via @JazzAmari )
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
6 years
I’m just trying to make enough money so that my future daughter doesn’t have to sell protein powder on Instagram.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
What time does the dunk contest start?
@NBATV
NBA TV
5 years
The stars are out in Vegas. ⭐️ 📸 #WNBAAllStar
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4 years
It doesn’t cost anything to be a good person and to mind your fucking business.
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5 years
KU lost but @Devonte4Graham had 35 soooo WE ARE IN A MEETING
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@ChrisCardeezy
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2 years
Please don’t let me have vodka mixed in with a Starbucks refresher by 6 am this week… Pull up tho. I’ll make you take shots.
@bturner23
Braiden Turner
2 years
WE ARE IN BUSINESS FOR SATURDAY😈😈
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
4 years
Lmaooo these were ridiculous times.
@RockChallk
Jayhawks
4 years
Yall wasn’t there
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@ChrisCardeezy
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6 years
You guys, I heard K-State played a basketball game today and it didn’t go well.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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3 years
What a night lol. Woke up a Natty champ. I’m going back to SLEEP.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
About time.
@mclarknews
Mackenzie Clark
5 years
Albert Wilson, sentenced to 12+ years in Lawrence rape case, could get a new trial; the #FreeAlbertWilson movement believes he was wrongly convicted:
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
7 years
I’m still blown away by the fact that people in America couldn’t be trusted with Four Loko’s, but AR-15’s are chill.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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11 months
Two of the realest to ever run the LFK streets.
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@ChrisCardeezy
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7 years
Big 12 runs through Lawrence. Don’t ever forget it.
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2 years
Fire me the fuck up!!
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@ChrisCardeezy
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5 years
No basketball is the most depressing thing ever. Corona can keep baseball tho.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
7 years
Yeahhh averaging a double double alert‼️ @Devonte_Graham4 📈📈
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
7 years
I love when girls always post shit about not being able to find a dude who’s faithful. Have you not looked at your IG? You’re one nip slip away from being a stripper lmao.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
6 years
KU fans always rip him apart, but he’s a better coach and person than we give him credit for.
@jessenewell
Jesse Newell
6 years
Baylor coach Scott Drew shook a few KU players’ hands in the tunnel going back to the locker room, including Dedric Lawson’s. “Let’s go, baby. Let’s go Big 12,” he said, minutes after his own season had just ended.
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3 years
Coach K was 36 the last time KU lost a senior night game lmfaooo.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
‘Dale Earnhardt’ by the contemporary artist Big Baby Scumbag
@Genius
Genius
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what song best fits your mood right now?
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
Townies will NOT stand for this nonsense. I’ve never turned right at ninth Iowa once in my life.
@LJWorld
Lawrence Journal-World
5 years
Plans to build a QuikTrip at Ninth & Iowa could require the removal of a small connecting street that bypasses the intersection. In its place, a right-turn lane may be added:
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
3 years
Any KU hoops fan account that has zero pics of who they are in real life is guaranteed to have bad irrational takes. These are just the facts.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
2 years
They were with the Mayor
@GaryBedore
Gary Bedore
2 years
Devonte And Svi on Svi’s birthday
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
7 years
Go spend your money here 📈📈
@b_morningstar_
Brady Morningstar
7 years
New 🔥🔥🔥 alert!! Limited!! 🔵🔴 🔵🔴
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
7 years
Bless up. Great basketball player, but an even better friend. One more time for my boy 🤘🏼🤘🏼.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
6 years
Congrats to my brothers @Devonte4Graham and @Sviat_10 . Ain’t nothing like seeing your friends achieve their dreams.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
I’m so happy he actually arrested her lmaoo. These people are garbage lol.
@scottiepipm
Scottie PIPM
5 years
K*ren: "Arrest me" Cop: Okay K*ren: 😲
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5 years
Good morning to everyone besides Carole Baskin and Jerry Krause.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
4 years
The bubble was safer than the White House... Think about that lmaooo
@FOS
Front Office Sports
4 years
Including tonight, the NBA played 172 games over three months and had ZERO positive coronavirus tests.
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Chris
6 years
Been trying to tell people lol.
@bturner23
Braiden Turner
6 years
Me finding out KU was a victim of fraud when you knew this all along
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Chris
3 years
I’m listening to this podcast and this dude just said “Tech N9ne makes music for women that smoke cigarettes while they’re pregnant” lmfaoooo
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
2 years
Big Meeting this weekend.
@WayneSeldenJr
Wayne Selden Jr.
2 years
Officially a graduate of The University of Kansas !!👨🏾‍🎓 Excited to walk down the hill this weekend. Rock Chalk ❤️💙
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Chris
5 years
This is my god son Tubbs aka Tuna. He’s more beautiful than your ugly ass kid.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
3 years
Yessssirrr!! 📈📈
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
3 years
The New Orleans Pelicans are landing Charlotte restricted free agent guard Devonte Graham on a four-year, $47M contract in a sign-and-trade deal, agents Ty Sullivan and Austin Brown of @CAA_Basketball tell ESPN.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
Qdoba is only a viable option if you’re in a third world country and chipotle doesn’t exist there.
@joelklatt
Joel Klatt
5 years
Qdoba is hands down better than Chipotle Not. Even. Close.
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Chris
3 years
I have friends with degree’s, LLC’s, and felonies.. I’ve learned from all of them.
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Chris
6 years
If you’re having a bad day, just remember there’s people out there that have their ex’s name tattooed on them lmaooo.
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Chris
7 years
The meeting never ends.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
6 years
Dudes out here wearing Gucci headbands to the bar looking like B-rad G. Don’t try to shake my hand you giant pile of douche lmaooo.
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@ChrisCardeezy
Chris
5 years
STOP PLAYING WITH MY BOY‼️📈📈
@hornets
Charlotte Hornets
5 years
Tonight's @Sprite Player of the Game is @Devonte4Graham #AllFly
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Chris
7 years
It’s 14 straight day. Secure the ring alert.
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