Recently, a date said they were an INTJ (i.e., Myers Briggs). I told her, “I'm a PhD in psychology. I refuse to entertain some unscientific typology of personality with dubious scientific backing.” I took pride in expressing my needs. As a Pisces, I really struggle with that.

I'm at a bar in Lansing and they're playing Bring It On. They turned off the music and turned up the volume on the movie. 100 people are all watching it.

When others cough in public: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. Can't believe they're allowed in public. Should be away from the civilized. When I cough in public: I'm a mere baby. I can't be expected to modify my life to stay home. And this is not a cold despite it lasting a whole week.

RT @John_Attridge: Can anyone recommend some good introductory books for someone just getting into reading performatively on public transpo…

RT @DanRShafer: finally, some good news

Not now mushroom. Read the room, can't handle this right now

And get their stink on me? No thanks.

RT @QiZhang48: Hi folks, I'm chairing a symposium on attachment research with a wonderful group of speakers like @Chops310 , Keely Dugan,…

When people ask what I do every day as a tenured professor

RT @turtlekiosk: lol there's a capybara plushie on the baggage conveyor belt and all the kids waiting pet it each time it comes around http…

@offbeatorbit One of my favorite songs that memory-holed with all my friends

"One-third of those living with partners described their significant other as “a baby” when sick. Partners were also characterized as stubborn (25%) and dramatic (23%)" But also here's a pic of me w/a cold. No one has been through anything THIS difficult

RT @NC_Renic: We invite applicants from all socioeconomic backgrounds for this unpaid internship in the most expensive city in the world

RT @kenzianidiot: crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods

Me leaving for California and leaving my students/colleagues behind in freezing temperatures

RT @ichthys30: It’s probably understated how much social life is kept together by like 1 or 2 people per group who are the first movers who…

RT @DiscussingFilm: Cinemark hosted Bring Your Own Popcorn Bucket today where anyone who brought a container got it filled with popcorn for…