Nigeria is officially diagnosed with PCOS... The problems? Oh, they’re multiplying like ovarian cysts on steroids. Every time you think one issue is handled, five more pop up—classic hormonal imbalance. Our leaders? Insulin-resistant. They’ve been feasting on our national cake for decades, growing fat off our resources while leaving the country barren—an infertile ground with no chance of conception… of good governance. We’re called the Giant of Africa, but with the way things are going, we’re just a giant with deep voices and no period of comfort—literally. Relief comes once in five months, if at all. So yes, the diagnosis is clear. ACANTHOSIS NIGERIANS!... And just like untreated PCOS, if we don’t fix it, we’re in for a long, irregular cycle of suffering.

As a man, Please be careful with how you give women free money. Except they're your relatives. Otherwise, they'll interpret it as you wanting to have sex with them. End.