I’m a carney man

@fabul0usmuscles I’ve met Alex before he’s a sweetheart

Never had a doorbell at any house I’ve lived at but every dog I’ve ever had has freaked out at doorbell sounds on TV and that’s why I believe in reincarnation

@strangecapers92 Homie Spumoni

@tradfemcel I’m like the hot assistant from Monk

Stash

@40BOYSPROD Cum

@Wontgoer He fell off so bad after MAAD city, when DAMN dropped and people were gassing it up I knew we were fucked

@hitlerofsoap I bet he’s the most dedicated employee at the tire shop he works at

@hitlerofsoap It’s crazy I saw that video so much back then and I only noticed the OSU flag in the background when i saw it again the other day, it’s probably from Oklahoma

@TopJ117 @JontentG The account is still clearly up, also what’s up with you guys getting that underage girl drunk and your prodcuder bragging about fucking her?

Canadian Jeff has been making a lot of really homosexual tweets today, even by his standards

RT @RetroGamerArt:

@DuanyayEnasche How much is he paying tho?

@liquefied_mummy What if you hit him so hard he becomes normal intelligence again like in cartoons?

RT @normall0ve: hunter schafer have i got the role for you

RT @HulkHogan: Every day I’m reminded that God is good. Always thankful. HH

@strangecapers92 I been trying all the Velo Plus flavors lately the dragonfruit is to die for

RT @ChillenThaMost: *picture of three really angry looking dudes coming towards me about to kick my ass* dream blunt rotation