i hereby announce my candidacy to replace this goof. my platform: -balance the budget -reduce spending -stop increasing taxes, hopefully lower someday -fight corruption -fight crime for real -police the police -stop rubber stamping grades at school -take back everything we sold off, like the literal streets -reverse block busting & the only remigration that matters (see attached) -bring communities back to the neighborhoods -tell trump to mind his business...unless he's going to help/pay in which case we'll just talk bad behind his back -idk let me know if i missed anything my qualifications: -3rd gen chicagoan -masters from uchicago -my job is literally making organizations more efficient -the rich incestuous execs i work with hate me at this point but im so good at what i do that they cannot fire me...lol -everyone else i work with loves me -my pale bald head glows in the right type of light which is kind of cool -what else do you want? show you support by showing up at city hall & getting ready to get you defenestration on. date/time tbd. #BringChicagoHome

@otis_mcgoatis @mamasathome_ i think it's hilarious that everyone who has a comment about my head is a dude

@ZherkaOfficial Au contraire...

@CovfefeAnon Inner cities are refugee camps for Southern Blacks who once got uppity about voting They lack "safety" because that is a barrier to the same ethnic groups that were removed to begin with Inner cities lacking "safety" is a cost, political stability for the wealthy is the feature

@bold_justice @mamasathome_ Thank you for acknowledging "race" is bullshit

@bold_justice @mamasathome_ Thank you for your feedback, American of African origin

@isaacjsquires @mamasathome_ Would you prefer I call him the George Michael of rap, considering you're clearly a homosexual man who cares about how other dudes look? All good, I'm not a homosexual man myself, but good for you! /ahem Kendrick Lamar: the George Michael of rap better?

@Apolitical3678 No of course not, America became the most prosperous & powerful country in human history because of these people

@Real_Comfyfren I don't know what you're talking about, Phish reunited like 15 years ago & has been touring since, it's all good

@e_galv Mmmhmm

@AFpost It should be illegal to photograph Vivek without getting his ridiculous, 2 sizes too big shoes in the frame I'm sure he could have saved himself a few blisters if he just stayed in & played piano last night

@ZoomerHistorian Why wouldn't white South Africans, including Elon, move back to the Netherlands/England/wherever instead of relocating to America?

@Howlingmutant0 The only thing less revolutionary is getting a national holiday dedicated to you. Or, you know, two. Plus your own "national anthem", which celebrates 400 years of obeying the political interests of rich White men & merchants of whatever ethnic background you choose to notice.

@YourAnonCentral @deepestsouth Ah yes a well-regulated militia, supported by the federal government sorry I mean anonymous. 75+ years & counting.

@Gentilenewsnet ah yes, "white flight" lol

@RichardBSpencer "Trump seeks economic war on the lower class so we, Anonymous, are prepared increase the pain of that by helping destroy the institutions Trump wants to dismantle. In the name of forced diversity, which has been boning the lower class for decades" -The NSA sorry I mean Anonymous

@Gravitonpingpon @AFpost if germany put its manufacturing interests over the interests of the people living in those areas, then they got what they deserved

@Gravitonpingpon @AFpost lol

@Gravitonpingpon @AFpost yes I am aware the article takes a very pro pan-German position & doesn't concern itself with the people in its way, aside from vaguely alluding to "perturbation" & "destruction". globalists stick together. the war a little over a decade later settled that. democracy won.

@Gravitonpingpon @AFpost yes austria, where hitler grew up point being the germans werent innocent victims of bolshevism/jews/whatever. both austria/germany had expansionist aspirations for decades, they fvcked around/found out, then fvcked around/found out again 20+ years later in a more extreme manner