ChicagoFails
@ChicagoFails
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Chicago is the greatest city in the world.....but hey, we all have our problems.
Chicago, IL
Joined June 2019
Is vigilante justice the only response in Chicago? Don’t fuck with Gary.
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Actions like this were unthinkable just a few years ago…there is no plan or end in sight for the madness.
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Zero NASCAR fans in Chicago. Zero NASCAR fans want to come to Chicago. Who’d have guessed this would be poorly attended?.
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This person is forcing your children to wear masks during recess.
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POV of that dude climbing the Accenture building and then arguing with CPD is nuts….
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An elected Alderman in the city of Chicago wearing an “Eat The Rich” sweatshirt in an official capacity. She makes $150k a year….56% more than the median household income in Chicago. Ladies and gentlemen, Rossana Rodriguez-Sanchez.
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California has ended its mask mandate before Illinois. We’re officially in last place.
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Annual reminder that the Illinois 1st district could not be more absurd. Englewood and Chatham neighborhoods represented by the same rep as the towns of Manhattan and Frankfort…
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The Portage Park shooter had 34 charges against him stemming from a DOUBLE MURDER HOME INVASION in 2018. 95% of those charges were dropped and he was sentenced to 8 years…served 4. After being released for 3 months, he murdered 3 more people in cold blood. Does that sum it up?
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Reports are that Kim Foxx/Clayton Harris are still waiting on votes to come in from the following areas before conceding the race to Eileen Burke: Graceland Cemetery, Rosehill Cemetery and Bohemian National Cemetery.
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There have been 652 people murdered in Chicago this year.
I’m sick of this shit. How many people need to be murdered? How many lives torn apart? Until it actually stops?. We don’t have to live like this. And we don’t have to die like this.
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If you live in Chicago and call your corner store a bodega, you’re trying way too hard.
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Brandon Johnson in the mayors office would be catastrophic to our city. The fact that he got 20% of the vote is terrifying.
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Since Lightfoot took office in May of 2019, there have been 11,527 people shot and 2,206 homicides in the city of Chicago. There has been no call to arms.
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Three southwest suburbs (Evergreen Park, Tinley Park and Chicago Ridge) all cancelling their summer carnivals/festivals citing “safety concerns” seems to be flying under the radar. 🤔.
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Everyone I know who has had a personal interaction with this clown says he is inept, overwhelmed and lacks any semblance of leadership. A perfect display here.
"I'M DOING ALL THIS WITH A BLACK WIFE RAISING 3 BLACK KIDS!!!"". Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson blows up when a reporter asks him about his border plans:
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It’s literally fucking absurd that we don’t know who the new Cook County state’s attorney is.
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Smells like this should be a massive fucking investigation.
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Lightfoot is the worst thing to happen to Chicago since the fire.
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Show me someone who has never actually spread salt in his life….
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Protesteors on the Kennedy blocking traffic to O’Hare the day before Christmas Eve…. bury them under the prison.
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The main problem with Brandon Johnson is that he is simply dumb. Emanuel, Daley even Lightfoot all had something. Not exactly good qualities, but at least they were some combination of shrewd, quick witted, conniving, vengeful and clandestine. Johnson is just a low IQ boob.
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330 cases of Monkeypox this year in Chicago……381 people shot in the month of July in Chicago. Only one has been deemed a “public health crisis”.
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There have been 1,147 people shot in Chicago this year.
Gov Abbott, instead of coming after my city, take a moment to think about how YOU can stop this carnage. I work day and night to stop the violence. I see the suffering. Open your eyes. Lives are being lost. Be a part of the solution or get the hell out of the way.
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Forbes coming in from the clouds to dunk on the big boy…
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When the timeline perfectly syncs up to show what our elected officials care about vs what is actually happening in Chicago………
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“CPS also spent $2.5 million on tracking software, but did not use it saying it ‘did not work” is low key the funniest fucking thing ever said.
Chicago Public Schools can’t find $23M worth of laptops, iPads and other electronics. 77 thousand devices were reported lost or stolen in the 2021-22 school year. @WGNMorningNews
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Lightfoot really caught a break by not being able to handle the teachers union or combat the 174 carjackings this year because no one is asking her about the FIFTY TWO FUCKING PEOPLE MURDERED IN JANUARY.
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People discussing “situational awareness” here can fuck off. You’re a mother getting home from a long day parking in your own garage. The last thing you should have to think about is getting robbed at gun point. Put criminals in prison and keep them there. That’s the answer.
Armed men robbed and carjacked a Beverly woman in her back yard. It was all caught on camera.
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As a Chicagoan, one day you turn on AM 720 or 780 in your car and you don’t turn it off until you die.
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You may scroll past a story without reading. Let me fill you in. This piece of shit is a 7 TIME convicted felon out on parole. He beat a 61 year old woman to death while robbing her. There is true evil in this world and Chicago judges let it back on the street every single day.
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He gave them frozen fucking pizzas. Words can not describe how both outrageously comical and tragically sad this is.
When @ChicagosMayor and Home Run Inn partnered to hand out pizza to CPS students, most assumed it would be for lunch. Today, kids received frozen pizzas. Tell us: What does a student do with a frozen pizza all day?. Brandon Johnson is a fraudster.
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50 shot and 4 killed over two days in Chicago. If they reported those numbers in Ukraine over the weekend we’d be sending another $40 billion.
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Jussie shouting “I’m not suicidal”, thinking he’s important enough for some entity to murder him in a clandestine way is just an absolute cherry on this sundae.
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Oh, they “found” 4,000 ballots 4 days after the election. Cool, cool.
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Am I the asshole for asking for a physical menu at bars/restaurants? I’m fucking done with the QR codes.
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Remember when the Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, said she would no longer be granting interviews to white people….that was something.
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What are the chances that one of the people involved in the Oakbrook shootout have a pending felony charge in Cook County?.
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How many times a year does this exact same scenario play out in Chicago?
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The business acumen of a failed social studies teacher.
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As the year closes, our grim picture solidifies…. Total Carjackings:.2020=1,416.2021=1,646. Total Shot:.2020=4,174.2021=4,521. Total Homicides:.2020=797.2021=841. Chicago’s leaders will look you in the eyes next week and say crime is down. Don’t believe them. Happy New Year!.
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Piece of shit involved with the murder of a Chicago police officer will be back on the streets in 7 years. How do they expect anything to ever change?
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The University of Chicago student who was hit by a stray bullet on the green line has passed. He was majoring in economics and computer science. This barely made headlines. They’re killing some of our best and brightest, not just each other.
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Chicago is going to end 2022 with 2,936 shot and 734 homicides. Remember those souls during the mayoral vote. Happy Fucking New Year!.
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There have been 8,145 people shot and 1,590 homicides in Chicago since January 6th, 2021.
Two years ago today, I and other Americans who love our democracy watched in shock, horror, & outrage as more than 2,000 domestic terrorists descended upon the Capitol.
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A literal fucking joke at Soldier Field….lines drawn by drunk two year olds.
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Administrations have aftershocks. We will be feeling the Lightfoot fallout for years. When given an option to move more centrist or drastically in the other direction, voters chose the latter. We’ll be dealing with Johnsons radical decisions for decades. Chicago feels truly lost.
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Even if you’re fully vaccinated, Lori Lightfoot recommends not discussing the 1,000 people shot in Chicago so far this year.
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Every time a conceal carry holder shoots a potential carjacker, an angel gets its wings.
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Kim Foxx will now slink off to the shadows of Springfield or Washington to get a paycheck. She’ll never be held responsible for the damage she has done to the City of Chicago. Tragic.
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8 days after voting in the same 🤡’s, Cook County voters will be receiving their significantly increased property tax bill…when will we stop digging our own graves?.
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The vast majority of Chicagoans do not give a flying fuck what our elected officials think about the Middle East. What are you doing to lower taxes, create jobs, decrease crime rates and increase quality of living here in Chicago?? Fuck.
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It can ALWAYS be linked back to Kim Foxx and her offices insidious strategy of not prosecuting criminals. Every fucking time.
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South Suburban Frankfort…. person robbed at gunpoint. At a certain point, nowhere is safe.
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The plan is to move 1,600 migrants into tents in an abandoned mall parking lot at 115th and Halsted and hope no one talks about it again…. should work out great.
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We’ve got CPS teachers flying down to Florida with their handguns….you really think schools are going to be open Monday?.
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DO NOT DO THESE THINGS WHILE WALKING: listen to headphones, eat, talk on the phone, look down, look up, read, daydream, skip, sing, take a sip of water, check your watch, tie your shoe, show any sort of weakness. Follow these simple rules and you will not be a victim!.
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Kim Foxx wearing orange for gun violence is very on brand for her policies….in that it does absolutely fucking nothing to combat gun violence.
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Please stop announcing when someone tests positive for Covid. Absolutely no one fucking cares.
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There are residents longing for Lori Lightfoot…. that is truly all you need to know about the state of politics in the City of Chicago.
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Two types of Aldermen. One dealing with the brutal realties of Chicago’s violence and one who reads teen vogue.
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The brothers who “attacked” Jussie Smollett dropping one of the most unintentionally funny interviews of all time. Shocking how likable these two ended up being…
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We’ve already gotten to the “turn off comments” stage of the re-election campaign.
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This guy is the Director of Public information for the Chicago Board of Elections. All is well.
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It’s excellent news that Eileen O’Neill Burke won……there should still be a massive investigation into how the ballot counting was handled and Max Bever should never work in this town again.
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Bro there’s a fucking a photo of you speaking in front of a charred American flag. The fuck are you talking about?
There is plenty of video footage of this entire event. I was not present nor witnessed what took place in other photos in the thread. Claiming otherwise is a falsehood. I joined to make remarks denouncing genocide and the DNC's failure to lead on immigration reform.
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Chicagoans looking for their car after leaving it running to go in the gas station.
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The inmates are running the asylum in the City of Chicago.
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This is the new Twitter. Dissenting views, even local, will be silenced. Absolutely absurd.
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RIP to the goat.
Oberweis Dairy, based in North Aurora, has applied for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, documents filed on Friday show.
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A 12 year old died from a gun shot in Chicago yesterday. This is what the mayor released on Instagram.
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There have been 8 mass shootings in Chicago this year. Not a single one made national headlines…obviously.
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You are the worst thing to ever happen to the City of Chicago.
The success and future of this city is personal to me. And I’ll never stop fighting to make Chicago fairer and more equitable for all. That’s why I am running for reelection.
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33…33 fucking people shot during this window of time. 5 fatally.
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They’re actively trying to make Chicago less safe. You understand that, right?.
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44 shot, 8 killed in Chicago this weekend. There were less US casualties in Afghanistan in all of 2003.
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Rest in peace to one of the original Monsters of the Midway. 51.
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No one would be surprised if 50 people were shot in Chicago over the next 18 hours….
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Can everyone say a prayer for my guy, Jeff? Nothing wrong with him, he’s just dumb as shit.
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So grocery prices are just never fucking going down? Is that the plan?.
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