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Due to some unavoidable circumstances I have decided to move to a new account. It'll be the same account with all things related to Chelsea, my views on players, managers, the beautiful game and of course, fanboying over Lionel Messi.
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The reason I don't take pundits seriously is because of the way they are reacting today. They were all ready to pounce on Chelsea today and talk about the price tags of our players.
Caicedo started shaky, they were all over him.
He was balling the whole game after that, no one
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Premier League titles won 2016-2023
Manchester City - 5
Chelsea - 1
Liverpool - 1
City were second once
Liverpool were second twice
Premier league titles won 2004-2011
Manchester United - 4
Chelsea - 3
United were second twice
Chelsea were second thrice
"We've never had
Liverpool & Man City have been the two best teams in Europe for a good few years of this rivalry, we’ve never had that before in the PL, FACT!
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It was at this moment, that Real Madrid knew, that they f*cked up 🥶
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Idk if Poch hasn't told his players this or they just refuse to listen to Poch, but when Enzo is on the ball, that's cue for everyone to make runs. He'll find you.
Also, the "fans" who think this guy doesn't add anything to the club, TAKE A HIKE!!
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This is how they won the 3peat.
This is how they won today.
This is how they win many of their matches.
If you guys think this match was not controlled from the outside then either you're too innocent or you are a blind fan.
🚨 Almería defender Marc Pubill: “I think that someone decided that we weren’t allowed to win here at Bernabéu today, and that’s what happened”.
“Nothing more to say”, told DAZN.
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Just look at where the ball is and where Van Dijk is kicking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pretty sure the VAR would have given this as a penalty if the score had been 3-0. Since it was 3-1, they couldn't risk another goal.
Not to mention this is just one incident
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@Mehhhssi
@Troll_Fotballl
Italy didn't qualify for the WC but was the champion of Europe😂😂😂😂
Maybe euro is the Mickey mouse trophy😂
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The real clowns here are the fans who made this right when the team has shown signs of improvement, is on a good run of form, has a good amount of home fixtures coming up, set to play the FA Cup semi final at Wembley and has a chance to climb up the table to secure Europe.
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@Blue_Footy
What more does he have to do to start? Or the better question would be, how many more stinkers does sterling have to drop to be benched?
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Spurs are our rivals, but it's hard to hate Son.
He's one of the most underrated players in the world.
Absolutely wonderful gesture from him and everyone involved 🤍
Stay strong Jimmy❤️
“It’s on matchdays where there is no cancer for us.” 🤍
@SpursOfficial
is everything to Jimmy and his daughters, Talya and Eliana.
After sharing their story with
@Sonny7
, the family had a day they’ll never forget.
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Let's debunk whatever this guy came up with:
🇵🇹 Portugal's team statistics in Euro 2016:
- Goal Scorers: Ronaldo (3), Nani (3)
- Games with Goals/Assists: Ronaldo (2), Nani (4)
Ronaldo was decent at best and wasn't even the best player in his own team
In 7 games, Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo winning the Euros with Portugal is a more impressive accomplishment than Messi winning the World Cup with Argentina
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Messi winning POTM without scoring goals is enough proof of the stuff he does in football
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I'm not a Poch defender but it's not like I'll blame him for everything.
Brentford game was supposed to be tough for us. Don't see the table and current form, see the strengths and weaknesses.
Brentford is one of the best teams in set pieces. Tall, physical players. We don't
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@the_marcoli_boy
Now do messi vs Ronaldo
And don't go "aside from ballon d'or, world cup, golden boot, FIFA the best, Laureus Award, guiness book records .............Ronaldo is bigger than messi" 😂😂😂😂
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@HarpreetBing
@TheChelseaForum
@Enzo13Fernandez
@ChelseaFC
Their youngsters came on during extra time. Their starting XI had 2 years more average age than our starting XI.
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City fans are too brave lmaoo. You can see the man on the extreme left in the barca team right?
THAT'S PRIME MESSI.
PRIME MESSI
You're expecting a defence of Dias, Akanji and Ake to stop him😭😭😭
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@FCB_Kira
I still think he'll come back better for one more season. Idk I don't feel he's finished as of yet
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@TheBlueDodger
Good that he can accept this and move on. He'll have to be mentally strong especially because he's young and at a club that's always after wins.
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@Blue_Footy
I literally do not understand how they're picking rashford who's totally out of touch ahead of sterling.
Good for chelsea though
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@Pokerface3964
And his fans think getting talked about for all the wrong reasons is a win lmao
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Johan Cryuff, ex football legend and barca manager about Messi and Ronaldo 🗣️:
🎙️"For me, I have always liked small, technical players because that's a little what I was like. Ronaldo is a great player, but he's a goal scorer. He will never be the player that can create or force
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@UTDTrey
This guy won the ballon d'or in 2013 without any trophies but messi winning the world cup along with golden ball is where the award is declining 😭😭😭
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"What does Enzo even do?" 🤡
Let's see
Enzo Fernández (2023/24)
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• Progressive passes : 1st 🥇
• Through passes : 1st 🥇
• Forward passes : 1st 🥇
• Long passes : 2nd 🥈
• Passes to final third : 2nd 🥈
• Passes : 3rd 🥉
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@Blue_Footy
He's the main reason we have been winning the midfield battle in most of our games
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@Blue_Footy
I never understood why sanchez was our no 1 as well when he was 3rd choice for brighton. While this guy was playing game in game out in the MLS. For GKs, I don't believe the league level matters as much when it comes to shot stopping.
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@IamP3zzy
Imagine scripting Messi's assist against Netherlands and kolo Muani 's last minute shot against dibu. GOATed scripters and actors
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@Blue_Footy
@GraemeBailey
How reliable is this source because we definitely need this to happen
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@NoodleHairCR7
Even the streets at el Salvador was crazy for messi😭
And this seems like 200 people to you?
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@7heavnn
Ronaldo fc should be renamed to out of context fc
So we really don't talk about match difference huh😂
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@maxstephh
Insta followers, Dubai d'or and aura d'or for ronaldo too.
Damn still 6-17 to messi🤣
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@UTDTrey
Not our fault that your idolo is obsessed with messi winning the ballon d'or
It's a win for messi fc now for your clown fanbase
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@TheBlueDodger
@HaytersTV
Puch has previously said that he wants players coming off the bench to show him that he was wrong to not give them mins. He got that from noni today
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@nocontextfooty
Penalty any day of the week. Clear as day. How did VAR officials miss that??
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@Blue_Footy
I still feel there's so much potential in broja. He reminds me of diego costa and the way he kept his cool to win the penalty is something we need at the front. I feel if we keep getting goals we won't need to sign someone in jan. We can assess in summer next year
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@Troll_Fotballl
But cr7
Insta followers: top 1
Abs: top 1
Desert goals: top 1
Ruining everything built in career by waffling in interviews: top 1
COAT 🐫
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This is called competing with generations. Not by scoring irrelevant goals in the desert.
Cristiano Ronaldo is 38 and still competing with Mbappe, Kane and Haaland in their prime 🤯
Yea football will never see another Cristiano Ronaldo. 🐐
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The fact that your idolo is more obsessed with messi winning the ballon dor tells a story
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At this point if Joe Shields tells you to pick up a puppy from the street to be your left winger, Chelsea should gladly do so😭
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@CFCDaily
Already scored the same amount of goals in the league than the entirety of last season
Already created 44 big chances in the league while we only created 57 in the entire last season
Didn't win against any big 6 last season but here we are playing toe to toe with them.
How is
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Ronaldo fans : " WC was rigged"
Sane individual:
Why did the Netherlands engage in both verbal and physical confrontations with Argentina if they were aware of an inevitable loss? Were those emotions insincere? Why did they care? 🤷
Ronaldo fans: " Noooo they didn't know about
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@laligafrauds
• Most assists and MOTMs in ligue 1 with most big chances created and highest rated player in Europe at PSG ✅
• Won ligue 1 with title winning clutch free kick✅
• Winning against Bayern is not a criteria for Winning FIFA best. Created 4 chances. Mbappe ghosted as well✅
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@omifyyy
Maybe euro is the Mickey mouse trophy because a team that didn't qualify for the WC won it😂
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@Blue_Footy
I have no idea how we fit both of them in the XI. He's too good to just be a backup. He can play on the left but he'll lose his crossing abilities. So maybe he'll play more of an inverted role on the left.
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@AbduFootball
He survived all of them and stayed fit and never dived. Hardly even made a fuss about all of that.
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Jackson before AFCON
23 games
8 goals
2 assists
Jackson after AFCON
7 games
4 goals
1 assist
Developing 👏👏
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@UTDTrey
The way ronaldo fans keep changing the criteria of the goat debate😂😂
My goat has done wonders on them😂😂
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@nocontextfooty
"But but chelsea are ass?????"
If only out attack gets a bit more clinical because we are doing fine in midfield and defence.
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@Blue_Footy
I'd still prefer palmer at 10 and maatsen/madueke at RW. I feel palmer has the potential to be a great 10 and madueke has the potential to be the one we expect sterling to be
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People on this app and the media are so dramatic it's funny. No sane person would have expected a trophy this season. Yet, we contested a final with probably the youngest squad in Europe's top flight. 1 billion don't magically convert inexperienced and young players into
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Was 2010/11 Barcelona the best team ever to grace the beautiful game?
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First of all, I don't wanna see any hate for Poch. There's nothing else he could have done. We had a capable forward, and we would have won 2-0.
We played really good football for the first 60-65 minutes and then fatigue caught up to us and Villa's 2 week rest helped them.
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💡First they said goals were the measure of greatness
✅Messi has more goals per game ratio than Ronaldo
💡Then they said ballon d'ors were the measure of greatness
✅Messi got more than Ronaldo
💡Then they said European boots are better
✅Messi got more European Golden boots
How can you watch this and still say Maradona isn’t the greatest Argentine ever played this game. I swear Messi isn’t even close. 😭😭
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Guys help me get to 1.5k before our clash against Villa. I follow everyone back💙
#CFC
#ChelseaFC
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Encountered 2 Ronaldo fans who were not on the same page about the criteria of winning the ballon d'or 😭😭
🗣️"Ballon d'or is on a decline"
✅Me: But Messi won the World Cup
🗣️"Ballon d'or is an individual trophy based on individual achievements"
✅Me: But Messi won the most
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@Chels_HQ
I mean he has improved a lot compared to last season. His weakness is against low block teams but against teams that don't sit back he has done well. He has created loads of chances this season even without the help of a natural LB to support him. Made countless cutbacks but no
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He's finally back.
Key to unlocking Mudryk
Mudryk is already high on confidence
We'll create a lot more chances with Chilwell at LB
🥶🥶🥶
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@Blue_Footy
Yeah but it would cut down the attacking threat that Reece provides. But tbh having gusto and Reece on the right side with their Defensive abilities is gonna be something
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@Blue_Footy
Enzo has been geat
"What does Enzo even do?" 🤡
Let's see
Enzo Fernández (2023/24)
📊 vs Premier League midfielders (per 90)
• Progressive passes : 1st 🥇
• Through passes : 1st 🥇
• Forward passes : 1st 🥇
• Long passes : 2nd 🥈
• Passes to final third : 2nd 🥈
• Passes : 3rd 🥉
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