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Either im going to win, or i will die trying to beat you........its that simple LOCATION -: south london
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Came to work this morning and decided to put on a Soca Playlist , and my workmate gonna ask me “ Mario is this your tribal music ????“
Bigman I am going to HR , yuh lil ass
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Big people with Caribbean flags in their bio , not even worried about the actual infrastructure or the people that live in these islands … all they talking bout is “ so no carnival ? “ foolish isc
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My workmate just told me he gonna play some music from my country and start to play rashole Jah Cure
I gine HR
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I grew up as a child hearing soca / calypso songs with so many euphemisms and innuendos …you had no idea what the song was ACTUALLY about till u got older .
Everything nowadays just RAWWWW
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A plane with NO AC ??? Flying through the Caribbean sun ????
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This was the HARDEST costume I see on the road at NHC
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I can’t believe we usta go out … take 300 photos and come home and upload and album go Facebook and tag everybody . 😂😂😂😂😂 Wtr .
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If u went to the Uk , and had fish and chips and run out of money and the queen passed away and your flight is on virgin but you don’t eat low vibrational food but your store in pelican village but you wearing Chanel and went 6th form at QC , how much locations crumbz got ?
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When y’all see women dancing like this … please leave them alone .
Can we have a moment of silence for Chriss Choreo? Merciful fada 🤌🏾
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Every day you in my WhatsApp “ hello” , “ hello “ ... you is rashole Kes ?
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Bajans when driving : “ hit this fucking car , all u gotta do is hit this fucking carrrrrrrrr , yuh fucking cunt “
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Americans : wow you look really nice
British : wow look at you , propaa
Bajans : wait yuh like yuh bathe !!!
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Carnival/ Mas , needs gatekeeping
As soon as you see people complaining that “ too much “ soca is being played … you know something is wrong . Why do u wanna hear Drill on the road ?
The eastern Caribbean influences / culture is being erased and nobody int wanna talk bout it
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Man got it round he neck like he in cub scouts
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I would never understand how you can buy a plane ticket with ur money . Travel with ur own money . Buy things with ur own money . Fly back on your own money . And customs dig up in ur suitcase and wanna charge u for the things u went and buy .
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The perfect life for me is 6 months in Caribbean, 6 months abroad . October - March in the Caribbean , April -September abroad . Still come back to for a few carnivals to wukkup and roll back out .
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Nobody :
Nobody at all :
Bajans on a plane : I could see my house 👀👀
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My friend has 4 children and she just recently realized she’s pregnant ...went to the doctor and they told her she has triplets 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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Imagine me ... born in Barbados .... buy a Rum and coke for 15 USD ... my Bajan ancestors ain’t harvest cane for me to be a cunt
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british people : so where you from ??
Me : barbados
British people : 👀👀👀👀
Me : wha happen ??
British people : YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 UK 👏 YOU 👏 ARE 👏 IN 👏 BAR 👏 BA 👏 DOS 👏
Me :
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Countries not stamping your passport anymore makes me sad lol . I like to look back at the stamps for memories
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Kingsland , Barbados
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I watched enough CSI and Criminal Minds to put the evidence together . This is what happened . She went to meet a man . The man get the talalalee and was like “ cheerio bruv “ gone from dehhhh .
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I’d never forget a day I had send my crush a photo of me wearing all white , thinking I out sweet is cunt … girl tell me I look like I going and play test cricket
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Nigerians coming to barbados visa free , but us needing a visa to go Nigeria , doesn’t sit well with me
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Last time I drive with shoes on was my driving test 😂
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Traveling on a West Indian passport through Europe is knowing as you reach the booth they gonna look at your passport funny and be like “ one moment please “ and make a call or go in the back room lol . 🤣🤣
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Hate when people ask me where I from and I say Barbados and they say “ oh me too “ and when I ask which part they be like “ well technically my parents from barbados and … “ … boy if u never tell somebody meet u in front cave shepherd u int Bajan . Cyc
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Big up
@FatherPhilis
because every time somebody ask me if I’m bajan and I say yes … first thing out there mouth is “ sweeeett girlllllllllllllllllll “ and how dem wanna go barbados 🤣🤣
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When the government says they’re putting in measures to stop the declining birth rate Wuh dem mean ??? Dem gonna shake ya doggy inside gal ??? Please be serious
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Everything in barbados expensive . Bus fare
Rent
Food
Clothes
Vehicles
Yuh open ya front door and step outside ..ya done spend 200 dollars
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Then does turn around and make children dress up in African clothes to showcase black pride 😃😃😃😃
Danni's hair currently...
Sain wrong orrrrr I tripping?
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Wunna feel politicians in barbados does message each other on whatsapp and be like “ yoooo we is do bare cunt yuh “ , “ u right yuh 🤣”. ???
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Imagine u buy 6 fishcakes and ur friend buy lobster with risotto and talking bout “ Lewwe split it evenly “ ...boy if u don’t suck ya mudda cunt and evenly caaar yuh rashole
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Been in barbados for a few days and I’ve concluded … bout here too expensive for me .
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I does sit down and can’t believe Barbados is the birthplace of Rum ( so many diff ones that the average bajan don’t know about ) ... we got black belly sheep . Grapefruit originated here . Best cotton in the world . So many things , but we does talk bout tourism all the time
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Hate when I find a 🔥 looking movie on Netflix and start it and it in rashole Spanish . Como te llamas RASHOLE
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Gospel music be hitting HARD when ya life in shambles lol
Spirit lead me where my trust is without borders 🥲
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Can’t believe we Motto is “ pride and industry “ and we give way all the industries
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CBN babies . Headgone babies . Hot skull babies . Stullesha babies . X&O babies . Froot loop babies .
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I miss going out and hearing the Dj say “ if u know u never eat nuh pussyyyyyy” and I put my hand in air saying BAP BAP BAP … then to go home and suck down my girl like oxtail bone .
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Drake mussy whatsapp Rihanna like “ u see me say pokey right 🤣... Iz a bajan now “ and Rihanna reply “ uh huh “
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Please don’t invite me to any events … it’s Christmas time . I got plus / malts and curtains to buy . Please .
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How y’all was pretending to have a good time on the gram when all of this was going on ???
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Women will legit get an attitude because they miss you .
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FYUH FYUH FYUH
PART THE FYUH?
I GOT ON ONE EYEBROW
PART THE FYUH
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Little children love Peppa Pig so much they be walking around with full british accents … whole time dem live in the Pine . Got little Shaniqua talking bout “ hellooo mommyyyy hellooo daddy “ rashole
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British Airways got a sale right now
To whom it may concern
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My friend just message me asking if there is a French part of barbados that some man was telling her he’s from the French Side of Barbados 😂😂😂
I want wunna stop lying to these women for pokeyyyyyy
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Hey guys I just want y’all to know that a financial storm is coming . I know y’all studying going outside and cruising n etc . But save ya money . The impact covid gonna have Gonna be disastrous
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Can’t wait till I get children , and on a Sunday I gonna put on LAST LAST so them know Iz time to get up and clean some windows and scrub down the bathroom . As dem hear “ I need igbo and shayooo “ it’s time to pick up a broom yuh lil ass
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If you have a friend who is always down / sad / isolated and they suddenly have a big surge in energy and seem happy n giving out gifts and spending time .... please reach out . People do this when they’ve made the decision to commit suicide . Check on your friends .
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To be honest , I don’t care what squirt is lol . It could be pee , echinacea , tisane de durbon …. I need all of it 😂😂
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Going 24 hrs without talking to your partner is insane . Are you deployed at war ??? That’s the only excuse
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My boy had covid in the beginning of December ... mans now come to me with a lemon in his hand ...telling me he could smell it . And how happy he is cuz he finally getting back his smell. Covid is sain else yc
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I tired of all these soca and dancehall events fr
When Avril Lavigne coming ??? Need some peak Caucasian music in my life
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So Pablo isn’t part of the team and just a normal Mexican man from Mexico , living in Mexico being Mexican doing Mexican things in Mexico ?
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Lemme tell you , if the cost of living in barbados was better ....we would got everybody beat badddddd . Barbados really is top notch , just way way way tooo expensive
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The wildest thing for the year is that Kirk brown Rob wunna
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Am I miserable ?
Or , are people extremely annoying ??
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Bajan girls would ask if u is a Bulla . They only like these kinda men on the internet but not in real life . She wud message the group chat like “ ma girl he wan go in Queens Park and eat rashole grapes ..he’s a cunt ? “
Ladies!! If a nigga asked y’all to go to the park, eat fruit, and paint... would you ???
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If you’re West Indian and you’re in a relationship with someone who isn’t West Indian ...I wish u the utmost patience ...cuz u gonna have to constantly explain a lot
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Everyone sending me that “ eat before you go “ post and I’m like 👍🏿
Ion care what people say on this app 🤣🤣 we still got the best chefs in the Caribbean . Debate ya mudda
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I don’t usually post food on this app but tomorrow is national pancake day and I love pancakes so here’s what ya boy did ( buckwheat pancakes with homemade mango jam and coconut cream ) all vegan btw
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Irving burgie after he wrote Barbados national anthem
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I tell my child mother Lewwe wear matching PJs and she tell me why I don’t go and match the whore that like my photo .
Christmas canceled
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Y’all keep telling I don’t post food anymore ... so here’s a beetroot and chocolate waffle I did today
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Y’all should ask y’all female friends if they ever felt unsafe around y’all . Or if you do/say things to make them uncomfortable. Just because you haven’t raped someone , doesn’t mean your actions / words are excluded from rape culture
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I told all my friends with confidence no bajan isn’t gonna make a song with her . This pissed me off so much .
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Covid . Dengue . The economic crisis . Unemployment. Hearing about death every day . Constant lockdowns . Etc
Take care of your mental health ....these things troubling us more than we realize
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Only thing white people fear are black people
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Everybody : “ the worst she can say is no “
A bajan girl : “ boy if u don’t watch you frowsy cunt from round me, fuck u think this is “
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The name “ Siobhan “ pronounced how it does … does piss me off yc 😂
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Imagine if ... all the islands caught on to how bad covid 19 was gonna be and closed the international borders before cases popped up ... then turn around dropthe prices for inter island travel and allowed us to travel from within the region
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again ...other islands love to bad talk bajan food ...yet we have the best chefs in the Caribbean and we STAYYYYYY winning competitions .... y’all could stay mad in the comments 🤫🤫🤫
🇧🇧 Did you know that
#Barbados
is regarded as the ‘Culinary Capital of the Caribbean’ by restaurant insiders? Get to know the island through your tastebuds. Here are a list of foods you should try:
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The movie is with a singing crab and a mermaid … u wanted them to talk about Bussa ?
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All of us are in Barbados
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So Walter smell bad and hate black women and the lady think women without children aren’t real women ???
Cawmere got 50 runs to mekk from 10 balls 😂
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Wunna remember when Lil Rick show up in a parachute ?????
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My friend works in sexual health and said people will come in and test positive for a STD/STI ( from cheating ) and get it treated and then let their partner come in and test and when it comes back positive they will turn around and accuse their partner of cheating . Ppl so sick
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Caribbean people remedy for anything is a Sea Bath . 😂😂😂 you brekk u foot ? Tekk a dip in the sea . You girl leff you ? Tekk two dips in the sea
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When y’all say “ barbados is so boring “ I realized that’s not true lol . It all depends which social circle you’re in . Because “ some “ Bajans ALWAYS ALWAYS outside and doing activities.
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Did you know grapefruit originated in barbados .
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“Rally round the West Indies” is one of the sweetest songs I’ve ever heard in my life
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Doing cunt to people and expecting them to respond with softness is insane . Doing cunt to people and acting like their response isn’t valid is manipulation
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In barbados we have something called “ get up good “ it’s basically saying you gonna get the same pay regardless .
in switzerland we have something called “le treizième salaire” (= 13th salary) and it’s basically your employer paying you twice your december salary because it’s holiday season & they know that shit is about to get very expensive…
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Barbados can not relate
I love how every single Caribbean island says they have the best KFC 😭😂. One of 🫵🏾 is lying.
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