Chubby Bunny
@ChePatuma
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As in kumugulira Tameki?? Or??.
Y'all think MK5,000 is enough to take a girl out ?.
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In you I had a friend and a father, I still can't believe that you are really gone. You are the best thing I had and you will forever be in my heart Dad. I know you will be watching us from above. Will always be grateful and cherish the time, the memories and the Love 🥀🥀🕊️🕊️
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Koma being caught on video ukupanga mabodza is just embarrassing.
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Utha kumaona ngati aliyense Alibe ndalama koma uli iwe wekha eh.
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When the person who was never present during group assignment keeps saying " as a group we. "
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Being accused of stealing a Mose wa Lero phone wasn't on my bingo cards today. Akuti I was shown on a video ya kwa Sing'anga ndikutenga the phone smh!.
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MWK.
Initials of someone you miss right now😔.
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Someone on tiktok has posted a 10 pin "meal" koma the comments 😭😭😭.
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When it's your turn to get scammed, all your senses go straight to your ass.
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Not a day passes by, that I don't think about him. His sudden death broke me and I'm still trying to cope. And I'm glad he died knowing how much I loved him. Keep resting in peace Dad ❤️🕊️.
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In 2017 when I'd just moved to Blantyre, I got a call from one of my mum's friend (she used mum's phone) to tell me that I had to find means to get to Mzuzu as soon as possible because my Mum was very sick. I took the next available coach to Mzuzu the same day.
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"here you go Nigga, damn" 😂😂😂.
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💀💀💀💀💀💀. Ka dress kusanduka cum rag.
Inu kusiya Toothbrush kwa boyfriend ati marking territory, ife kupangila ma edges.
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Your morality gauge only works when your friends are getting trolled bwa?.
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If you paid attention to your girlfriend the way you did politics. She wouldn't be fucking your friends homie.
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Koma chikatha nde eeh 😅😅. Ine ka Ed Sheeran mene kamandinyasila pano ?? 💀💀.
Ine I just want someone that understands that creating playlists together is an underrated love language.
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Chabwino mwandipanga overtake, koma mukundisuzumila chifukwa chani?.
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And if the world is cruel to her mother, she's one of the reasons why.
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If you still using Airtel internet right now, you are the reason dziko lathu sikutukuka.
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Chabwino ndanenepa, koma mukunditobwanya chifukwa chani?.
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I want to join soccer Twitter 🤗🤗🤗🤗. Help me win a jersey.
So by the end of today we’re giving out 4 customized soccer kits of your choice 🔥🔥 to the first 4 people with 150 retweets & 150 likes . We will announce the winners in the evening .Let’s go!!!!!!!!🏁🏁🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼.Don’t miss out this amazing opportunity 🙂🙂
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People get HIV munjira zosiyana siyana. And calling someone a Slut fukwa she has HIV?? Wooow that's just low.
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I will say this again. Anthu ena pano they know each other personally and amadziwa mmene amachezela. Kweni imwe with your nosey self mumaoneka opusa mukapAnga join in and zimakutembenukilani.
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Ineyo every year black Friday discounts find me broke, Always!!.
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#GrowingUpWithAnAfricanParent they call you from your bedroom to leave a plate for them at the kitchen sink and follow you to wash their hands.
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Let me ask for his Jersey size, number and the name he wants on it and never buy it 🤗.
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Don't let this election case distract you from the fact that no one loves you 😅😅😅.
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I was walking to the stage yesterday and I met two guys selling shoes, one of them approached me and his friend yelled " mungowapatsa moni sister wo chifukwa phazilo nde sorry" 💀💀💀.
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Do you ever get close to someone and then realize why everyone leaves them??.
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When I was at my lowest, a bunch of you showed me love. I really appreciate you guys. Koma please muzizola mafuta mmatako. XOXO.
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I've just remembered that I got scammed and they took my 300k.
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My dad is asking me if I know how to open a champagne bottle and I said no, he was like " mma party anu mumangokhalira kumwa zibukhu??".
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Ingokhala konko.
Kuthira nde tathira koma kuti tituluke.
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If we make plans and you keep quite on the day. I just assume that the plans are cancelled.
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Our ward is so full mpakana tikung'amba ma cartons And kuyika pa floor kuti ma patients agonepo 💔💔.
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She really said that to her mother on Mother's Day??? Pathetic.
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Dump him, he doesn't pay attention to your needs.
asked him for a charger he brought me a phone guys😭😭😭😭 a FUCKING PHONE
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Ati this video has made me think twice about getting married 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 chill, nobody wants you chabe.
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I've just watched a video ya silent disco ya ku Malawi, koma si phokoso lake 😂😂😂😂😂.
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I wouldn't even tweet about my ex if I was loved right.
The way i am being loved these days yoh🥰rn thinking of doing a conference call with exs and just thank them for leaving me cause 👌🔥🙌.
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Kodi mmaona ngati eni akewo sakudziwa kuti siza original??.
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It's not Dad Ndi Ati??.
Komanso enanu sikuti you know what DNA stands for and you can't spell it. .
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