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Thank you,
Sam Houser
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“The reward for doing good is life, but sin leads only to more sin.” Proverbs 10:16 GNB
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I’m already ugly, what superpowers we talking about here? 🤔
Would you accept to have superpowers but you’ll have to look ugly?
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This woman did not stutter and I-💀
I told him I had a surprise for him then stuck my suction dildo to his forehead and rode it
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When will people admit that Love Actually is actually a bad film? It doesn’t deserve to be a Christmas fave or even a top ten romcom 🐸☕️
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It’s a canon event, it cannot be interrupted 😏
I love the “I asked my wife for an open relationship” to “I didn’t expect other people to find my wife attractive and nobody wants me but now she won’t close it cause she’s happy” pipeline.
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I ain't even mad about being the ugly friend at this point in my life 😂 because my bubs is STUNNING! ✨
@KirstyJuliana
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Same for girls as well.. “
@NiahNympho
: 2bh u guys should stop sexing girls u know r not 'good enough' 2 be the mother of ur child.”
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This is the bartender I want pouring my drinks at every function cus those measurements are looking correct to me 😌
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Since the match finished I’ve just been pacing around my flat aimlessly whispering to the cat, “it’s fucking coming home son” 😭🙌🏼🏴⚽️
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Madagascar Approves New Law To Surgically Castrate Paedophiles
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PewDiePie and James Charles playing Minecraft together on livestream?! If this ain’t the most 2019 shit thing I ever did see...
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@PEWDIEPIE
🎮 COME WATCH US PLAY THE HUNGER GAMES 💕
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The same rings true for your friendships. If someone you consider a true friend does not care about how you are or where you’re going and only hits you up for a motive.. that ain’t a true friend..
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Those guys in those old school pictures are probably even more mysoginistic than 2017 fuckboys..
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Yes 👏🏼✨ if nothing else God, pls let us glow 🙌🏼
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Lool this was literally me on Saturday. I struggle with mindfulness/meditation but when I build Lego I feel super calm so I bought this bad boy..
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Feels like I could’ve wrote this myself (although not as well as you), 100% relate, key is patience with yourself, remembering any progress is still progress and to try and pull yourself out of the quick sand as soon as you’re able to.. just keep trying 🙌🏼
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The triangle titty accuracy is flooring me 😆🤣😭
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This is the most deadbeat of deadbeat comments, when you have failed in every way as a parent so your only/last defence is, “I’m still her dad”... disgusting that is no father, this man is an opportunist with no shame
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‘There must be something left here somewhere.’
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But when did chip diddy chip start rapping about weed and pussy 😭 has man stopped looking like a chipmunk yet though?
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I've got Netflix, Spotify, Playstation, MacBook, iPhone, numerous books and that but I choose to watch my lava lamp for an hour straight 🙃
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Tbh it’s not the wealth itself, congratulations to the parents for succeeding but it’s the attitude/entitlement that comes from a majority of the kids, combined with their often shitty or non-existent views/knowledge on the value of money..
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The bottle 🍾
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My cat seeing his string toy is just my face when I see they sell slushies or hot dogs at any event
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Nah ever since Future and Ciara split, it don't matter how high he is you can hear the hurt in his voice 😅😭
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I just have to get this off of my chest today; one of my favourite scenes from the Harry Potter books is when Harry goes absolutely ballistic tearing shit up in Dumbledores office after Sirius dies and Dumbledore doesn’t even try and stop him, he just lets him grieve
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So I watched Carol last night and now I want Cate Blanchett to whisk me away on a road trip to seduce me 🙃
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Trying to secure a peng chicken shish kebab on just eat and come across this review 😂😭
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You get to a point where you deep that closure doesn’t really exist while you’re hurting and any meeting will never be enough so you gotta navigate through the rough as best as you can 💛
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Got so much love for my 2nd fam 😊 bottle service for Mum/Nana & Dada
@KirstyJuliana
when I see you guys ina bit 😊🍾
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So glad I dragged my ass out today. Kept seeing TikTok’s about how amazing London is so I just got on the tube to central and am now treating myself to cocktails and lunch because you know what London is amazing 😄
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LOOOOOOOOL HOLD UP 🤣😆😭 I need to unblock a few people and send this real quick
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Sad truths..
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@chornwolloms
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This is the content I signed up for..
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People who admit to sleeping naked regularly just confirms to me that they have not known chaos in their lives. You never know who is going to knock on your door at 3am. I’ve had the police, a burglary, friends, family. A crisis doesn’t wait for you to put some pants on 💀
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This Spanish chick on the bus just chatted me up, grabbed my phone as she was getting off, added herself and said message me 😘
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I’d only been on a couple of dates with this one guy (like had met/been speaking for only a couple of weeks) a few years back when he messaged asking for money before our third date and the way I laughed and blocked him with swiftness. You can take my saliva but not my coins 😂
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This 🙌🏼 I’m so so so proud of my brother for not being anything like our dad, he is a true parent through and through and does so much for his son and wife 😭🥰
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Martha Hancock is a better woman than I because I would’ve murdered him by now. Public embarrassment, ruined marriage/family AND long term health issues?!?! Nah he dead the moment he walk through the front door 💀
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Crazy cat lady? I was crazy before the cat, what he got to do with this 😂🐈⬛
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Just ordered 3 tees from
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Wavey 🌊 "Ransom FA drops visuals for ‘Wake Up’ featuring Shogun via SBTV "
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@guavavenezolana
@krystaalmeth
Depends, if it's just some anybody then you might as well cut it off but if it's a real one then you gotta sit em down and hash things out..
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People these days want the commitment without being willing to show it themselves and there's the disconnect 🤷🏻♀️
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Me: what's with all the songs about mirrors lately?!
Mum: I dunno, I guess a lot of people are just.. REFLECTING!
😆😂👏🙈😭😄😂 take a bow mum
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Spambots are tweeting me porn now loool it's like just no, I don't want your porn links, go away, send me brownies instead...
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Bryan Cranston's Oscar worthy roles in order:
1. Malcolm in the Middle
2. Breaking Bad
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2020 was capricorn, libra, cancer and aries most challenging year.
2021 aquarius, leo, scorpio and taurus will be in the spotlight.
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This doesn’t go as smoothly as you’d imagined if you’re wearing skinny jeans, trust me 🙂
I wanna bust inna house kissing & taking off clothes how they do in movies😩🥰🤣
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‘THE CHINESE DON'T NATURALLY EAT BREAD!!’ - Sky News.. can't tell if this is racist or just ignorant 👲
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Interracial families are a beautiful thing you know, different cultures joining together through love, lord I cannot wait for my turn 🙌
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@leoniebelle_
This just brought back the funniest memory for me 😂🤣 the braid on the loose was always more scandalous than the actual fight which caused it 😭
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Nandos, cinema, tea, shisha, KFC... it's been a pretty good evening eh old sport? 😆🎩
@KirstyJuliana
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