Lovely meeting with Greta Thunberg today in Davos. We both agreed that climate change, global warming and Donald Trump are the greatest threats humanity has ever faced.
President Donald Trump has arrived in the UK for a three day state visit. Queen Elizabeth II has asked Prince Philip to pick him up from the airport.
#TrumpUKVisit
Royal transition in making America Great (Britain) Again:
- Prince Harry marries an American
- They have baby Archie
- Archie gets dual citizenship
- Make him King
- Have him elected as US President
- USA is once again ruled by an English King
#royalbaby
It is with deep sorrow to announce one's beloved father, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, passed away peacefully this morning aged 99.
Rest in peace, daddy x
Imagine going back to work at 95 years old, 5 days after the death of your husband of 73 years, then having to mourn alone, like so many, thanks to a cruel pandemic - if you don’t respect that, you’re not human.
God save the Queen 🇬🇧
#PrincePhilipFuneral
All the King's horses, and all the King's men, have reunited Queen Elizabeth II and her Prince Philip again. Crown returned, duty done. Thank you, mummy.
#QueensFuneral
Queen Elizabeth II met 15 different UK Prime Ministers in her 70 year reign. It's entirely possible one could beat that record by Christmas!
#ToryShambles
Royal transition in making America Great (Britain) Again:
- Prince Harry marries an American
- Archie is born
- They all ‘retire’ to USA
- Archie gets dual citizenship
- Archie becomes King
- Archie also elected as US President
- USA is once again ruled by an English King
#Megxit
Harry and Meghan’s wedding is a stark demonstration of how far the Monarchy has progressed in the past 80 years, when the idea of marrying a ginger was inconceivable.
#RoyalWedding
Italy, China and Spain: total lockdown 🔐
USA: state of emergency 🚨
France, Portugal, Denmark and Norway: all public gatherings cancelled with schools, universities, restaurants, libraries and museums remaining closed 🚫
Meanwhile in
#CoronaUK
:
Dear Europe, please can you vote for the UK tonight? Just imagine post-Brexit Britain being forced to host an event celebrating European unity and diversity. Troll of the century.
#Eurovision
Dear the Government, instead of spending over £3m on the London fireworks display, why not welcome in 2019 by helping the homeless and hungry instead? Just a thought.
#HappyNewYear2019
Day 3 of 2020. Australia is on fire, and World War III has been announced.
Has anyone tried turning Earth off, waiting 10 seconds, then turning it back on again?
Dear The Government, please can you follow lockdown rules, which you implemented. There are far too many cummings and goings.
#dailybriefing
#coronavirus
Dear the Government, instead of spending over £3m on the London fireworks display, why not welcome in 2020 by helping the homeless and hungry instead? Just a thought.
#HappyNewYear2020
Theresa May has asked the EU for a delay to Brexit. We can't even get 12 points from anyone during Eurovision, let alone getting 27 countries to all agree an extension.
#Brexshit
It is with deep sorrow to announce one's beloved mother, HM Queen Elizabeth II, died peacefully this afternoon aged 96. It truly is the end of an era.
Rest in peace, mummy x