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Single-mom. Feminist. PhD, lived experience in education, mental health & madness. HealthGoth. she/her
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I'm hoping to speak with people who work as Experts by Experience in education settings (HE, clinical training etc)
If that's you, please sign up at the link. If it's not you but might be relevant to people you know, please consider sharing this post 🙏
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Masks stop you getting oxygen which is why you see surgeons regularly keeling over the operating table. Brides fainting halfway down the aisle. Hijabi women just passed the fuck out. Dental hygienists falling face first into your gaping mouth. Cowboys falling off their horses
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'Feminists ruining my childhood' cry fandoms of DrWho/StarWars/Ghostbusters. Meanwhile little girls cannot safely Google My Little Pony
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Dying because Rage Against the Machine posted a message in support of Palestine and people are telling them to stay out of politics and calling them woke. WHAT DID YOU THINK THE MACHINE WAS a fucking washer dryer??
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My mom is sending some of her embroidery work to be considered for an exhibition and just sent me her latest piece. She has early onset dementia (she's in her 50s) and epilepsy, and she made this as a visual representation of her brain 💕
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Men should wear as much makeup as they need to make them feel good and fuck what anyone else thinks
Did you know? Men actually prefer LESS Makeup ! Don't over do it!
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Knife-crime is not the biggest killer of kids in gangs they are actually just dropping dead from wearing bandanas over their face
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When your kid runs up to hug Mickey Mouse in the parade? The actor inside that costume is already dead
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You thought this was just slightly off-beat Saturday evening telly? All those celebrities are dead now
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Jim Carrey died filming the 1994 film The Mask. The lesser known sequel Son of the Mask is a dead parent revenge story. Like a green Batman. Batman is fine because his mask does not cover his mouth or nose
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Every halloween hundreds of masked trick or treaters knock on your doors begging for sweets. You think the zombie ghost is a costume but you would be wrong
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Slipknot? All dead now. Insane Clown Posse are thriving. Make you think
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The wrestler Kane is literally AND canonically dead. That is why his brother is The Undertaker. Wake up sheeple
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No need to remember the combo for Flying Dragon Fire Kick, the deoxygenation from that mask will finish him off nicely
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When they said all your heroes are dead they meant Spiderman, Daredevil, Ant Man, The Flash, Wolverine, Ironman and those kids from PJ Masks who died due to decreased oxygen saturation
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However terribly homeschooling is going, be grateful that you're not the parent who inspired the "can all parents walking round in the background of virtual classes please ensure that they are adequately and appropriately dressed" email from my kid's school
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Fuck you I won't do what you tell me - Zack de la Rocha to the self-checkout machine telling him to put his item in the bagging area
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(I stg none of you nerds better tell me that is not a real finishing move or that Hayden doesn't wear a mask)
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(I just found out one of the guys from Slipknot actually did die so you can replace them with Mushroomhead if you get that reference or idk Phantom of the Opera, is that guy still alive?)
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Pussy Riot? Now you know why we never hear from those guys anymore
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Oh god Y’ALL. He slammed his empty glass down and said he was leaving. So I yelled ‘bye dude, don’t look back in anger’
Update. I am in the pub and I have made this same man furious by insisting I have never heard of Oasis
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Hi if you’re trying get healthy or start exercising for new years please allow me to share some things I have picked up over my last few years of exercising fairly regularly
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If you want just angry music with loud guitars and impotent rage may I introduce you to... Metallica
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The machine is not your mom telling you you need to turn your music down and do your homework??
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Update. I am in the pub and I have made this same man furious by insisting I have never heard of Oasis
Update. I am in the pub and I have made a man furious by insisting that the word ‘such’ is an abbreviation for ‘so much’
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When I was a teenager the biggest burn of all was calling ppl fake fans and moshers at the weekend but now I am more welcoming of people who radicalise their politics through whatever accessible (or edgily appealing) gateway but listening to RATM and NOT getting angry wtf is that
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Celebrate Kate Bush’s birthday today by taking your shoes off and throwing them in a lake
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Watching Friends earlier, my kid walked in and said ‘urgh, I *always* see that guy on this show’ while pointing at Ross. He’s annoyed that Ross from Friends is in every single episode of Friends
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I met someone today who said he’d met me before at a party. I was like, nah don’t remember mate and he replied ‘I do, it was the night I broke up with my gf and you told her “don’t cry over him, he looks like a horse in a man costume” while I was sat next to her’
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Pickford sending the camera away from Kane crying on the ground BLESS that furious little man
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Idk just I have spent my life having rando men point at my band t-shirt and ask what my favourite songs are and knowing I could not get away with naming any of their popular hits, just baffles me you'd out yourself like that??
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@JustDanWood
Good job you're here Dan, I definitely was being serious about all the dead cowboys
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missed replies on this cos I mute anything that gets ten rt (the internet is a trashfire for women trying to make jokes) anyway nothing to promote so here's a playlist of angry songs that are prob not about politics (pls don't @ me with boring opinions)
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There is a teenager on this train talking about how a boy sent 24 donuts to her house to impress her and I'm like 'teach me, princess'
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Every boring man who has @ me with a boring music opinion after I explicitly said not to owes me a fiver, sorry, I don't make the rules
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Now that Oasis are back I think it's a good time to remind you how easy it is to make a boring man absolutely furious by pretending you've never heard of them
Update. I am in the pub and I have made this same man furious by insisting I have never heard of Oasis
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I have a lot of new followers so while you're all here, as an expert on being extremely cool, smart and funny, let me tell you, transphobia is extremely not cool, smart or funny
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Update. I am in the pub and I have made a man furious by insisting that the word ‘such’ is an abbreviation for ‘so much’
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People actually did send me money after this lol which I was not expecting, so I made a donation to Medical Aid for Palestinians, you can donate here
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Hi here's your reminder that your tweets calling Jamie Oliver fat don't hurt him but they do hurt your fat friends
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You can only apply for and manage your Universal Credit account online. I don't think enough people moaning about poor people having smartphones even realise this
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My friends keep saying ‘Charlotte, why are you *like* this??’ like I fucken know mates I’m just bored and then this happens
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My favourite bit is ‘Oh Nick, Nick don’t go, come on’ like he’s that messy friend storming out of the club at 1am
Watch the moment that Nick Boles resigned from the Conservative Party, blaming his party for "refusing to compromise" on its Brexit deal
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Oasis? Who the fuck? I mean, they’re hardly Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci are they?? Ooh that’s good, I might use that when he gets back from practising his argument in the bathroom
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@CaffJackson
@peopleareberks
How often do you see a cowboy just riding down the street? Checkmate
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1. We have anonymous marking
2. We award higher marks for demonstration of critical thinking skills
🚨 NEW: Kemi Badenoch claims young Tories have told her that they’ve been "marked down" by lecturers "because of their beliefs"
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Mine is being assaulted or killed by someone I know intimately but ok
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Oh god Y’ALL. He slammed his empty glass down and said he was leaving. So I yelled ‘bye dude, don’t look back in anger’
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You need to lift heavy. Especially women. Bulking up is not a thing you need to worry about. Osteoporosis is. Also looking strong is sexy af. Aim to look unfuckwithable. Aim to look like you could crush a man with your thighs
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He’d rather believe that someone who grew up in this country in the 90s has never heard of Britpop rather than a girl might just be fucking with him 🤷🏻♀️
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I am always appropriately dressed (wearing halloween leggings in January)
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Like he’s got his whole hand inside me?
Find someone that looks at you the way Jim Henson looks at Kermit.
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There is no motivation, there is just you making decisions. Aim for most of them to be healthy decisions
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Fuck him. He thinks I’m that stupid smdh. This is the hill we’re both dying on
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People are like ‘dude, she’s fucking with you’ and I’m just here doing that blinking guy meme face.
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@PeasOneDay
@danadonly
Use this time to work on yourself obvs so you are even more of a catch
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I said ‘I dunno dude, I was more into All Saints and reading Smash Hits magazine’ and now he is on his phone googling Smash Hits magazine covers from 1995
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Apparently someone called StoneCold Steve Austin a SJW and then it got amazing...
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Hope this helps and doesn’t too sanctimonious. I just read all the books and blog posts and went to classes and tried all the things and then I got sick and I had to change my attitude to my body a lot again and I learned a lot of lessons these past few years
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If you can’t be bothered to wash your hair after a workout then blowdry the sweat in and everyone will tell you how great your hair looks all day
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Luckily also official, women prefer men to shut the fuck up
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I see we're still doing poor people don't deserve nice things or food so I thought I'd share what it's like to be poor...
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Don’t weigh yourself if weight is not your goal. Don’t measure yourself if you’re gonna get hung up on the numbers. Weight is a numerical representation of your relationship with gravity and nothing else. BMI is bullshit and everyone knows it
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@MaraWilson
didn't need to work it out, my dad drunkenly boasted to my first bf I was conceived in the loos at a Cure gig
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Forget ‘never miss a monday’ and other prescriptive fitspo bs. Workout if and when you can. A good rule of thumb is never go more than three days without exercising or three days without a rest day
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Make sure some of your goals are not measurable by distance, speed, a scale or a measuring tape but by your happiness, confidence, mental wellbeing, sleep, feeling strong etc
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Running sucks till you’ve done 6-9 runs, after that it feels pretty good and you’ll probably never regret going for a run but you have to do at least 6 runs (without a months gap between) to get there
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My mom used to be into Germaine Greer style feminism and then my sister came out as trans and suddenly my mom was petitioning the health authority to advocate for her treatment and can reel off stats about why affirmative care reduces incidence of mental distress and self-harm
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As keeps happening on this website, I have not seen a single tweet criticising Simone Biles but hundreds of tweets criticising tweets criticising her and I just think y'all need to be more selective about who you're following and allowing into your headspace
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I mean, the kid prob failed at interview but also: who actually thinks the work put in at private school and the family background who can afford to send you there is the same as the work required to achieve the same grades with none of the privileges and twice the barriers?
🗣“It’s social engineering,” says a Surrey consultant whose son was rejected from Cambridge with four A*s.
“My son and his cohort worked damned hard but his four A*s don’t seem to be worth as much as two A*s and an A from someone at a state school.”
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(It was not me, btw, I am hiding in the bedroom, starving bc kiddo's desk is set up in the doorway of the kitchen)
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I dunno. He never got over the time I told him I thought evolution was unfeminist and I’m running out of ways to wind him up now
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I think one of the things I hate most about this website is that when something big or tragic happens in the world I know I have nothing of any value, comfort or wisdom to add to the situation - and neither do most of us tbh
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Reasons why my son is crying: he remembered Laika the Russian space dog and wondered if anyone even asked her if she wanted to go to space
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Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. Why is this the first time I'm aware of this?
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Me, *clicking View Tweet knowing full well it is a tweet from someone I blocked for being awful*: ah yes, that is a bad take, you are awful
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Every time he gets back from the bar he’s like ‘Oh and ANOTHER thing’
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Stay 6 feet away from tigers. Got it
BREAKING: A tiger at the Bronx Zoo has tested positive for Covid-19. 6 other tigers and lions at the zoo are also showing symptoms. Believed to have been infected by an asymptomatic zoo worker. All doing well. To my knowledge, this is the first animal to test positive in the U.S.
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@KingsCollegeNHS
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This is disgusting, I cannot believe you would admit to charging people for wheelchairs, let alone be proud of it
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...cheetahs, he had miss-heard the word cheetahs
'Mom, nursery says that Jesus can run really fast, he is the fastest animal on the planet'...mental note to ask nursery wtf they're teaching
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Facebook is full of the same people who were saying kids shouldn't miss school during the deadly pandemic now saying the schools should be closed for twelve days of mourning
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Some people won’t get it*. That’s ok. You‘ll outrun them soon. Or benchpress them
*My ex laughed at me a lot that first year I started running. I got strong and then I dumped him
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People love to make fun of women in sportswear, saying it’s not a fashion show or whatever but I really believe if you feel good and hot and comfortable in your athleisure yoga pants then it gives you a little boost (people will criticise women whatever they do anyway)
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Finally. Exercise is not a punishment for existing in your body. It should feel like a celebration of being alive*
*eventually. Those first few workouts are gonna be tough, but you are tougher
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I still don’t remember him tbh but it absolutely does sound like me
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Yes
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the moon is out
Meanwhile in China...
A giant moon escaped the Moon Festival in Henan province on Monday morning.
Some natural satellites just can't be caged 🌝
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Reading
@imteddybless
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